97 is lame

i like spray on cheese

approves of Sean Connery's method of getting women back to the kitchen

i wont jump you in a hump or bump you in the rump, i am not pitbull in a pen, i do not use hair club for men

good luck, i have 30 billion wizards you [poor excuses for protoplasm]. i will fight you in a box. i will fight you as a fox. i do not like you sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham

name her dpenguins instead

nah thats normal, i wouldnt want to be seen eating alone at a restaurant.  the only place you can really get away with that is sitting by yourself at a sports bar and pretending youre interested in whatever game is being played at the time

tobias, you need to drink more and stop being such a pussy

update

once farted an entire plum

i haven't hit one because im a sucky penguin partax

i would appreciate a medal