Whether my laptop will be taken from me in a few mins or not.

Avenged Sevenfold - Lost

I haven't had that experience (where they want to end your friendship anyway). But I can empathise.

Best thing to do is make them sexually attracted to you early on and maintain that level through subtle flirting every now and again.

I understand completely how you feel lol, see if you can make them jealous in some way, and if they start becoming defensive about it all then they are attracted to you, so query them on why they are bothered and also why they won't take it to a different level

Nope

Mishe next.

Nah it was just my mate and his Dad I think

Within the last 30 seconds of that top video you hear some Russion guy saying "Satan"...it was so appauling it made me snigger.

Went watching Muse there last July I think it was...

and ironically enough Matt, I also know someone who absailed down for charity...he has Cystic Fibrosis, and his name's Andy, same person?

Floppy Hat

yesh

Chees next though?

Matt next?

Amazing pianist