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The Nika riots (Greek: Στάσις τοῦ Νίκα), or Nika revolt, took place over the course of a week in Constantinople in AD 532. It was the most violent riot in the history of Constantinople, with nearly half the city being burned or destroyed and tens of thousands of people killed. It remains today one of the world's deadliest ever riots.[citation needed]

The ancient Roman and Byzantine empires had well-developed associations, known as demes, which supported the different factions (or teams) under which competitors in certain sporting events competed; this was particularly true of chariot racing. There were four major factional teams of chariot racing, differentiated by the colour of the uniform in which they competed; the colours were also worn by their supporters. These were the Blues, the Reds, the Greens, and the Whites, although by the Byzantine era the only teams with any influence were the Blues and Greens. Emperor Justinian I was a supporter of the Blues.
The team associations had become a focus for various social and political issues for which the general Byzantine population lacked other forms of outlet. They combined aspects of street gangs and political parties, taking positions on current issues, notably theological problems (a cause of massive, often violent argument in the fifth and sixth centuries) or claimants to the throne. They frequently tried to affect the policy of the emperors by shouting political demands between the races. The imperial forces and guards in the city could not keep order without the cooperation of the circus factions which were in turn backed by the aristocratic families of the city; this included some families who believed they had a more rightful claim to the throne than Justinian.

In 531 some members of the Blues and Greens had been arrested for murder in connection with deaths that occurred during rioting after a recent chariot race.[1] Relatively limited riots were not unknown at chariot races, similar to the football hooliganism that occasionally erupts after an association football championship in modern times. The murderers were to be hanged, and most of them were. But on 10 January 532, two of them, a Blue and a Green, escaped and were taking refuge in the sanctuary of a church surrounded by an angry mob.
Justinian was nervous: he was in the midst of negotiating with the Persians over peace in the east, there was enormous resentment over high taxes, and now he faced a potential crisis in his city. Facing this, he declared that a chariot race would be held on January 13 and commuted the sentences to imprisonment. The Blues and Greens responded by demanding that the two men be pardoned entirely.
[edit]The riots

On January 13, 532 a tense and angry populace arrived at the Hippodrome for the races. The Hippodrome was next to the palace complex and thus Justinian could watch from the safety of his box in the palace and preside over the races. From the start the crowd had been hurling insults at Justinian. By the end of the day, at race 22, the partisan chants had changed from "Blue" or "Green" to a unified Nίκα ("Nika", meaning "Win!" or "Conquer!"), and the crowds broke out and began to assault the palace. For the next five days the palace was under virtual siege. The fires that started during the tumult resulted in the destruction of much of the city, including the city's foremost church, the Hagia Sophia (which Justinian would later rebuild).

Some of the senators saw this as an opportunity to overthrow Justinian, as they were opposed to his new taxes and his lack of support for the nobility. The rioters, now armed and probably controlled by their allies in the Senate, also demanded that Justinian dismiss the prefect John the Cappadocian, who was responsible for tax collecting, and the quaestor Tribonian, who was responsible for rewriting the legal code. They then declared a new emperor, Hypatius, who was a nephew of former Emperor Anastasius I.

Justinian, in despair, considered fleeing, but his wife Theodora is said to have dissuaded him, saying, "Those who have worn the crown should never survive its loss. Never will I see the day when I am not saluted as empress."[2] Although an escape route across the sea lay open for the emperor, Theodora insisted that she would stay in the city, quoting an ancient saying, "Royalty is a fine burial shroud," or perhaps, [the royal color] "Purple makes a fine winding sheet."[3]

As Justinian rallied himself, he created a plan that involved Narses, a popular eunuch, as well as the generals, Belisarius and Mundus. Carrying a bag of gold given to him by Justinian, the slightly built eunuch entered the Hippodrome alone and unarmed, against a murderous mob that had already killed hundreds. Narses went directly to the Blues' section, where he approached the important Blues and reminded them that Emperor Justinian supported them over the Greens. He also reminded them that the man they were crowning, Hypatius, was a Green. Then, he distributed the gold. The Blue leaders spoke quietly with each other and then they spoke to their followers. Then, in the middle of Hypatius's coronation, the Blues stormed out of the Hippodrome. The Greens sat, stunned. Then, Imperial troops led by Belisarius and Mundus stormed into the Hippodrome, killing the remaining rebels.

About thirty thousand rioters were reportedly killed.[4] Justinian also had Hypatius executed and exiled the senators who had supported the riot. He then rebuilt Constantinople and the Hagia Sophia, and was free to establish his rule.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots


Now by contrast, American Presidents go to ball games and throw out the first pitch in perfect safety.
That is because Americans are so damn bored at a baseball game that they are glad to see something happen

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"The Call duck is the smallest breed of domestic duck, weighing only 1-1/2lbs. They were literally developed as calling ducks, to call down the wild mallard to the great traps or decoys of the Fenlands of the UK and the marshes of Holland. They were first known as the decoy duck, the name coming from the Dutch word 'de kooi' meaning 'the trap or cage'."

... yikes

we do many things wrong in America but we'd never pervert God's creation to make ducks that lure other ducks to traps

here, the hunter hones his skills, and recalling the noble Red Indian who dwelt in harmony with his prey, we carve little floating ducks of wood and then sit in a reed and make quacking sounds with a small carved horn

and then, when the hunter's wiles are honed, a duck's natural bent will be to respond favorably to the similated duck rave, and he circles down to party

then we throw up more lead than a flak battery

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http://www.waterfowl.org.uk/domestic.html

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A man who police say knocked a young man and his teenage sister to the ground before jumping naked into Green Lake pleaded not guilty on Monday.
The man, whose real name remains a mystery even to police, has been charged with multiple counts of assault and resisting arrest in the Sept. 4 incident.
The 19-year-old victim suffered a broken finger and his younger sister had cuts and scrapes from what prosecutors say was a random attack.
"I was walking with my autistic sister and apparently I got jumped. I didn't see it coming," Daniel Gonzales said.
After pushing the siblings, the man "jumped into the water, started taking off all his clothes and starting swimming," said witness Susan Gillispie. "He just kept swimming across all the way, and he was hanging on a buoy."
Police officers in boats and a diver in the water spent several hours trying to convince the man to surrender before he was finally taken into custody. Some of the assault charges stem from alleged attacks against the officers.
The man is being held in the King County Jail in lieu of $25,000 bail.


Read more: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Naked-Green-Lake-man-pleads-not-guilty-3872198.php#ixzz2JJ0toUyB


i dont think the Founders expected us to be assaulted by a naked man shoving kids into lakes, and if they had, they'd be on the banks tearing their hair, yammering "Alack! For a magazine-fed firearm with which to despatch this miscreant! O happy posterity, that shall reap the benefit of Science and be endowed by such arms!"

actually on reflection, our Founders intended that such losers be hanged at age 9 before they hit puberty and did real Offense

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we have sports riots too, but to go after the cops and the opposing team, well, Daaaaaaaammn

maybe they need ethnic organized crime families to settle everything down, then they can take out the organized crime families

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well the world cup is in dubai so I'm sure that will make a world of difference

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from wikipedia

"Both Federalists and Jeffersonians were concerned about whether the purchase was unconstitutional. Many members of the United States House of Representatives opposed the purchase. Majority Leader John Randolph led the opposition. The House called for a vote to deny the request for the purchase, but it failed by two votes, 59

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we have to stop the violence by spreading politics to take their mind off sports

shoulda voted for Joe Wilson

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you bigot! This PROVES Islam is the religion of peace, and it's just brawlaz who give it a bad name!!! /

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I just want to make clear that none of my posts about soccer in any way indicate less than total respect for Egyptian football and its lovable fans

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27 die in Egypt riot after soccer violence verdict

Jan 26, 12:18 PM (ET)

By AYA BATRAWY


CAIRO (AP) - Angry relatives and residents rampaged through an Egyptian port city Saturday in rioting that killed at least 27 people after a judge sentenced nearly two dozen soccer fans to death for involvement in deadly violence after a game last year.

The unrest was the latest in a bout of violence that has left a total of 38 people dead in two days, including 11 killed in clashes between police and protesters marking Friday's second anniversary of the uprising that overthrew longtime leader Hosni Mubarak.

President Mohammed Morsi canceled a scheduled trip to Ethiopia Saturday and instead met for the first time with top generals as part of the newly formed National Defense Council.

The violence in Port Said erupted after a judge sentenced 21 people to death in connection with the Feb. 1 soccer melee that killed 74 fans of the Cairo-based Al-Ahly team. Executions in Egypt are usually carried out by hanging.

All the defendants - who were not present in the courtroom Saturday for security reasons - can appeal the verdict.

Judge Sobhi Abdel-Maguid did not give his reasoning when he read out the verdicts for 21 out of the 73 defendants Saturday. The verdict for the remaining 52 defendants, including nine security officials, is scheduled to be delivered March 9. Some have been charged with murder and others with assisting the attackers.

Die-hard soccer fans from both teams, known as Ultras, hold the police at least partially responsible for February's violence, which was the world's worst soccer violence in 15 years, saying officers at the game did nothing to stop the bloodshed. They also criticize Egypt's President Mohammed Morsi for doing little to reform the police force or the judiciary since he took office in July.

The opposition says Morsi, Egypt's first freely elected and civilian president, and his Muslim Brotherhood allies in government have failed to restore stability amid continued political turmoil and crime, and point to a worsening economy.

In a statement Saturday, the main opposition National Salvation Front said it holds Morsi responsible for "the excessive use of force by the security forces against protesters." They threatened to boycott upcoming parliamentary elections if Morsi does not meet their demands that include amending articles in the new constitution.

The Brotherhood said in its statement that "misleading" media outlets were to blame for "enflaming the people's hatred for the current regime and urging them to act violently."

Immediately after Saturday's verdict was read live on state TV, two policemen were shot dead outside Port Said's main prison when angry relatives tried to storm the facility to free the defendants. Police fired tear gas and rubber bullets, as well as live rounds, at the crowd outside the prison.

In other parts of the city, residents tried to storm the governor's office, police stations, the power station and the main court building. Residents occupied one police station in the east of Port Said.

The director of hospitals in Port Said, Dr. Abdel-Raham Farah, said two local soccer players were shot to death as they were apparently on their way to practice. He identified them as Mahmoud Abdel-Halim al-Dizawi, who played for the city's Al-Marikh club, and Tamer al-Fahla, who used to play for the city's main Al-Masry team. Al-Diwazi was shot three times, the doctor said.

The club they were training at is near the prison that residents tried to storm.

The military was deployed in Port Said to try to restore security, but assaults continued into the evening. The army was widely used to keep order by top generals who took over after Hosni Mubarak, but the military has kept a much lower profile since Morsi was elected.

Egyptian military forces also were sent into the canal city of Suez after eight people died in Friday's clashes between security forces and protesters opposed to the new president and the Brotherhood. Another protester was killed in Ismailiya, and security officials told the state news agency MENA that two policemen were killed in Friday's protests.

Many of the young men who led the protests and clashes hail from the Ultras. They often come from poor neighborhoods and view the police force that was the backbone of Mubarak's authoritarian rule as their nemesis.

"The police are thugs!" yelled relatives of the deceased inside the courtroom before the judge took the bench.

Near Cairo's Tahrir Square, where tens of thousands had amassed to mark the two-year anniversary a day earlier, Ultras Al-Ahly waved their team's red flag as they clashed with police who fired tear gas to disburse the crowd near Cabinet headquarters and Parliament.

Underlining the distrust that lingers between much of the public and the police, survivors and witnesses say Mubarak loyalists had a hand in instigating last year's attack, which began after Port Said's home team won the match, 3-1, and that the police at the very least were responsible for gross negligence.

Al-Masry fans stormed the pitch after the game ended, attacking Cairo's Al-Ahly fans. Authorities shut off the stadium lights, plunging it into darkness. In the exit corridor, the fleeing crowd pressed against a chained gate until it broke open. Many were crushed under the crowd of people trying to flee.

Other survivors said it was simply bloodthirsty Al-Masry fans and lack of enough security that led to the deaths of their colleagues. Both sides blame police for failing to perform usual searches for weapons at the stadium.

Anger is boiling in Port Said, where residents say they have been unfairly scapegoated.

A lawyer of one of the defendants given a death sentence said the verdict was political.

"There is nothing to say these people did anything and we don't understand what this verdict is based on," Mohammed al-Daw told The Associated Press by telephone.

"Our situation in Port Said is very grave because kids were taken from their homes for wearing green T-shirts," he said, referring to the Al-Masry team color.

Al-Daw and other defense attorneys said all those sentenced were Al-Masry fans. As is customary in Egypt, the death sentences will be sent to the nation's top religious authority, the Grand Mufti, for approval, though the court has final say on the matter.

Fans of Al-Ahly, whose stands were attacked by rival club Al-Masry in the incident in Port Said, had promised more violence in the days leading up to the verdict if the death penalty was not handed down.

Before the judge could read out the names of the 21, families erupted in relief, yelling "Allahu Akbar!" Arabic for "God is great," with their hands in the air and waving pictures of the deceased. One man fainted while others hugged one another. The judge smacked the bench several times to try to restore calm in the courtroom.

"This was necessary," said Nour al-Sabah, whose 17-year-old son Ahmed Zakaria died in last year's melee. "Now I want to see the guys when they are executed with my own eyes, just as they saw the murder of my son."

Thousands of Al-Ahly fans gathered outside the Cairo sports club for the verdict, chanting against the police and the government.
"We are not really that happy," Mohamed Ahmed, a survivor of the attack, said. "The government helped the Ultras of Port Said by blocking the gates of the stadium until people suffocated to death.
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Associated Press writer Mariam Rizk contributed to this report.

> Einstein wrote:

> Boehner won cause the group seeking to unseat him was incompetant in the severe.<<

Pravda.  If they didn't mean to vote for Boehner they could have voted for somebody other than Boehner.

They didn't.

They voted for Boehner.

This is a recurrent problem with the Republican Party, it pretends to excuse harmful deeds by pleading harmful inaction.

Here, the harmful vote to confirm Boehner is excused on the grounds that nobody had an inevitable alternative...but it was those same people who refused to come up with alternatives. 

I won't excuse Jimmy for eating candy til he barfs because he was hungry from skipping dinner.   He set it up.  He's responsible. 

Your excuse is actually another offense.

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,,,once I tried playing the trumpet part on my tuba...

...

sad

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Thus proving the whole "staph infection" thing is a internet hoax

I think the statistical error was saying "here's the optimum weight for health.  No wait! It's down there and most people aren't healthy."

When that's a mistake, the level of BMI for optimum health is higher, it will manifest itself by showing higher rates of morbidity at the lower levels

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i'm going to build a Dalek gun*

so fat Americans in scooters can mount it on the yoke, and ride around wearing Dalek hats, shouting "Exterminate!" and shooting you X(






* the room-broom not the bolt

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well the Mexican Republic was a banana republic that ran things about the same way we do now

a "President" who does what he likes, and most people couldn't afford to own land, and even if they DID own land, they had to get official permission to use land, and the authorities didn't give it, because everybody who had big money already figured the best way to keep on top was "land management"

and so these illegal immigrants, who didn't give a damn for the national government, came in and filled the gaps, cause they made ducats doing things Mexicans wouldn't, and their whole point was if you won't hustle get out of the way, and the Mexicans were of two minds, and some Mexicans said "well hell they're helping make us rich" and the others said "damn dude, get your head out, these animals have no respect and they're stealling our country"

and one day the Yankee army followed the laborers and that was the end of Mexican authority around here

but I'm sure it wouldn't happen again, I mean, we have a vote in the Security Council.  or, I mean, Obama does.  o damn.

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Nah I'd be a Comanchero.  Running between the lines, selling guns and rifles and liquor and stolen cattle.   Damning both sides. 

damn what am I doing here

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Render's pissed

its almost as if he only respects people who hone their talent to create new enjoyable music

and has none left over for people who take old stuff and alter it so its sensationally new without being dangerously untested

I dunno dude, chill out  and watch a movie or something

I hear they're remaking the Batman origin stories for a 3rd time

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so he just changed the order of the notes?

Somebody had a point:

"We're programmed to think minor=sad and major=happy but I remind you that "Taps" is in major scale"

If you support the Establishment as the Establishment you are yourself Establishment

3/4 of Republicans voted against Boehner's surrender plans, but Boehner lets 1/4 of Republicans vote with Democrats to pass Harry Reid's version

yet 8/9 Republicans vote to keep Boehner

its as if there wasn't a party platform, as if they didn't campaign against their current agenda and win.   Every Republican in the House defeated a Democrat who stood for higher taxes, more spending, amnesty for illegals, funding for abortion, defeat in war and gun control.   Somehow a Republican majority ends up meaning higher taxes, more spending, amnesty for illegals, funding for abortion, defeat in war, and gun control.

The only way to flush the Boehners, Bushes, Roves, Lotts and Cantors is to make them lose.  That's it.  We can destroy the Democrat establishment with a dedicated crew of politicians.   This crop of asshats couldn't run a pancake breakfast.

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dont forget they arbitrarily dropped the definition of obesity down a bit during the last decade, then went around hollering that a record number of people were obese

same thing with AIDS, they expanded the definition of symptoms that added up to the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, then within a decade pondered the sudden spike in AIDS cases

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This guy is remastering songs into a major scale


Here's REM losing my religion

http://vimeo.com/57685359


ok this one I think I know well enough to notice a difference.  What did he do though, and why's it more plinky?

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you can sit on a patio and bitch about how pampered kids are with wifi and smartphones and aren't tough enough to get online through a landline like we had to

for you furriners

all officers of the Constitution under the "rank" of President and Vice President ( who are elected) have to be confirmed by the Senate (including generals and admirals)

if the Senate is in town and refuses to vote then the office is technically empty. (how crap gets down without a boss in the office, well I guess you Europeans understand that better than we do.  That whole "Yes Minister" thing)

Some functions though absolutely require a functioning set of officers.  Who have to be confirmed.

EXCEPT if the Senate is not in town and not holding sessions, then Presidents have an opportunity to set up an officer as somebody who couldn't be confirmed, so, he ought to be left in the office as a "Recess Appointment".

a competent president doesn't do that very often as it just works better when he has the Senate on board for his nominations. your average Senator combines stupidity, lechery, greed and pomposity, and they are better if they are made to feel important by doing favors.

Obama isn't very good at being president, though, so he decided that if the Senate was not as busy as he thought it should be, even if it said it was formally in session, then it wasn't in session.

The court disagreed and also, looking at the language, figured that the Senate is actually "in recess" only once every two years.  Just adjourning isn't a recess.  That's new.

I think the Supreme Court will agree with them, and then the Republicans will be in a panic, because Obama won't give a damn, and not giving a damn creates a crisis where Republicans may feel compelled to try and make him give a damn, and they won't get Democrat votes to succeed.  The Democrats don't mind creating an imperial presidency, because if they lose it, they will just riot to stop a Republican president from behaving like a king.  A Democrat king pleases them.

Rather than allow Obama to crown himself King, they will just make it legit by giving him what he wants.   As they've just done with raising taxes, and confirming his illegal amnesty waiver, and agreeing to "suspend" the debt limit.