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(144 replies, posted in General)

I always say I was searching for immodium AD to quench my fiery diarrhea before i broke their toilet

I dont get invited to peoples homes any more

Just thought of something embarrassing around here--ME!

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I think it would be just what a "moderate" like McCain would see done as President.   I think Rush is at the same point, he's looking beyond partisan Republican defeat in 2008 and trying to build for the road back.

Most Republicans don't know how liberal McCain is.  I think that will come out during the debates, when Obama is going to emphasize how much McCain agrees with him. 

Conservatives tear down liberal laws.   Conservatives rolled back baseline budgeting and Carter's defense cuts and unlimited welfare and tax spending on abortion.   Conservatives would reverse whatever Democrats enact.  the Center-right won't.  as bad as the Left makes things, that's making the conservative argument for conservatives.  the Center Right is just going to say "Yes but" to liberalism.  It won't get the job done.

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HA I've been among sluts drunk enough to go for me.  They let me spank them with my belt and pouted when I said I had to call it a night. 

ed. Ok so why didn't I "seal the deal"  well I'd had 2 pint bottles of Bolsa Negra, 9 cans of Bud Ice Dry, and four shots of Wild Turkey so I was falling asleep through the lap dances.  I barely felt it when she spanked me with my belt.

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(49 replies, posted in Politics)

speaking as a Californian

NUTS

you guys must be getting cabin fever. When was the last time you saw a chick's bare knees? Be honest.  October?

You can have that in any campus bar for $50 worth of Jaeger bombs if you don't stink and groomed a bit

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(57 replies, posted in Politics)

Esperanto didn't take off because it employs a lot of idioms and constructions of English.  It isn't a self-contained language, and I don't know if it will be.

I vote for Klingon, or the Quenya of the LOTR films

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(65 replies, posted in Politics)

1.  McCain 1/30/08
2.  McCain 4/11/04
3. Clinton 1/21/08
4. McCain 6/9/01
5. Clinton 3/14/07
6. Clinton 1/21/08
7.  Clinton 4/2/01
8.  Clinton 10/27/05
9.  McCain 1/24/08
10.  McCain 1/30/08
11. Clinton 3/14/01
12.  McCain 1/16/08
13.  Clinton 2008 website
14.  Clinton 9/26/07
15.  McCain 11/21/05
16.  McCain 1/6/08
17.  Clinton 1/5/08
18.  Clinton 6/13/06
19.  McCain 8/22/99
20.  McCain 12/9/04
21.  McCain 5/29/03
22.  McCain 12/15/07
23.  Clinton 12/1/07
24.  Clinton 4/26/07
25.  McCain 2/11/08

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(65 replies, posted in Politics)

from the march 2008 Limbaugh Letter

Who said it?  McCain or Hillary?

1.  "I think that there's some greedy people on Wall Street that perhaps need to be punished."

2.  "I voted against the tax cuts because of the disproportional amount that went to the wealthiest Americans.  I would clearly support not extending those tax cuts..."

3.  "It's shocking that there is such a continuing political pressure to lower tax rates on the wealthy."

4.  "I cannot in good conscience support a tax cut in which so many of the benefits go to the most fortunate among us at the expense of middle-class Americans who need tax relief."

5.  "[W]ith all due respect, do the billionaires in America need more tax cuts?"

6.  "We have this class now of professional corporate managers who...believe their No. 1 obligation is to secure the biggest possible pay package at the expense at everybody else."

7.  "The road toward campaign finance reform has been a long one, and we have not achieved final victory.  But in passing this legislation in the Senate, we have taken a major step forward."

8.  "The scientific consensus is clear: human activities are increasing the concentration of greenhouse gases in our atmosphere, causing our planet to warm."

9. "[C]limate change, in my view, is real.  It can affect states like Florida dramatically because I think it has to do with violent weather changes, as well."

10.  "Suppose we do nothing, and we don't eliminate this $400 billion dependence we have on foriegn oil.  Some of that money... contributes to greenhouse gas emissions.  Then what kind of world have we given our children?"

11. "[T]he real victims of global warming will be our children, and their children, who will inherit an earth suffering severe environmental consequences."

12.  "As far as ANWR [Arctic National Wildlife Reserve] is concerned, I don't want to drill in the Grand Canyon, and I don't want to drill in the Everglades.  This is one of the most pristine and beautiful parts of the world."

13.  "Protecting America's vast environmental treasures, such as our National Parks, National Forests, and [ANWR], is a bipartisan tradition stretching back to Teddy Roosevelt."

14.  "As a matter of policy, [torture] cannot be American policy, period...[T]here is very little evidence that it works."

15.  "To make somebody believe that you are killing him by drowning is no different than holding a pistol to his head and firing a blank.  I believe that is torture."

16.  "I have been an agent of change in Washington.  I know how the system works."

17.  "I thin I am an agent of change.  I embody change...I believe I am more prepared and ready to actually deliver change, and I think that ultimately is what Americans want to know and believe."

18.  "Let us unite around a common goal of reducing the amount of abortions, not by making them illegal as many are attempting to do or overturning Roe V. Wade."

19.  "[W]e all know, and it's obvious, that if we repeal Roe v. Wade tomorrow, thousands of young American women would be performing illegal and dangerous operations."

20.  "There are jobs that Americans will not do, we all know that."

21.  "Amnesty has to be an important part [of any guest worker program] because there are people who have lived in this country for 20, 30, or 40 years, and who have raised children here and pay taxes here and are not citizens.  That has to be a component of it."

22.  "I support the Latino and Immigrant Fairness Act (LIFA)...[But the current] bill makes...insufficient progress on amnesty for those wrongly denied it."

23. "I deeply regret the way the Republicans are politicizing and demagoging [immigration]...they are trying to outdo each other in basically demeaning and attacking those who are here in our country, yes, without documentation, but who are often doing the work that keeps our [country] going and raising their families and making a contribution."

24.  "Rather than keeping us secure, keeping Guantanamo open is harming our national interests...I have certainly conluded that we should...close it once and for all."

25.  "I would announce that we were closing Guantanamo Bay and moving those prisoners to Fort Leavenworth, kansas."

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Maybe THEY got them.... yikes

http://www.ic-gallery.com/displayimage.php?pos=-3992

Joe you are the last person to panic over eating one transfatty croissant!

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(75 replies, posted in General)

Hmm, Stuff It with Coke.  Haven't heard of it.  What's it use, gin or scotch?

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I bet you'd bawl like Smaug if even one were taken

I suppose I should be embarrassed to know that

14,211

(49 replies, posted in Politics)

No kidding!

14,212

(8 replies, posted in General)

yeah do it today, in CA if the cops catch you driving on bad brakes you get a ticket and they can impound the car as not roadworthy

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(95 replies, posted in General)

1.. Rambaldi
2. The Yell

sure, it's good for the mods to learn the computer skills

Primo can already put "Restored key customer response functions through interface transfer" on his resume for bringing back X(

14,214

(37 replies, posted in General)

Call an American, its still the night before over here

"Satan" huh?  "Bueller...Bueller...Bueller"

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(144 replies, posted in General)

Same here really, I have some odd stuff around but it is my stuff and I brought into my aPt to suit me

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(8 replies, posted in General)

Dunno about over there but in USA they have Chilton guides at the library for models of cars with diagrams that explain the assembly of all the systems. You might want to read up on that.

Do not tell the garage you are a noob who knows nothing. They will rip you off.

Im suprised british mechanics would only do one wheel. US garages replace both sides as a matter of course. You pay for it of course.

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(144 replies, posted in General)

Um you sure that's an ashtray?

I wouldnt want my parents to see my cigarette lighter and that bottle of bourbon

14,218

(49 replies, posted in Politics)

some republicans are arguing since most johns aren't prosecuted it would be "unfair" to "single him out". They are lawyer Republicans but even so its degenerate

14,219

(51 replies, posted in General)

X( should be added to the game as an easter egg

If your agents are L337 then a planet's mood is X( for a round and it produces half

14,220

(144 replies, posted in General)

I have a clear plastic model of a D7 K'tynga class cruiser (clear plastic=cloaked) and a six inch full color statue of Tetsuo on a pile of rubble from "Akira" and I am ashamed of neither...I covet your hologram! Q'plah!!!

14,221

(12 replies, posted in General)

Pompiedompiedom

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(144 replies, posted in General)

Almighty there is no reason to be that paranoid

Wait for the neighbor to stack the trash at the curb and ditch it there

14,223

(51 replies, posted in General)

Aaahhh!!  X( That's A Warface

14,224

(3,254 replies, posted in General)

Nope

Dd

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(49 replies, posted in Politics)

I think they'll prosecute him for shuffling payments to discourage others and encourage banks to report it.

I hear he wants to avoid being a felon so he can still practice law.  In CA, they can still disbar a guy for the moral turpitude of crime, even if he isn't convicted of anything.

Somebody posted a pic of Clinton wagging his finger from that Mike Wallace FOX interview where he blew up, with a caption

"Listen dumbass, you spot the hottie you want, have the state troopers scoop her up like a pizza, use her like toilet paper, toss her out on her ass.  If she gets feisty, let the wife have her.  I wrote the book on Horny Democrat Governors, remember?"