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(624 replies, posted in General)

Judaism - 6
Buddhism - 16
Catholicism - 6
Protestantism & other minor Christian groups - 2
Hinduism - 9
Islam - 3
Sikhism - 8
Taoism - 11
Shinto - 7
Bah

14,127

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

A civilization that can't bear to transfer information at 56kps would never stand for that.

14,128

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

I'd do it but I'd also double the size of our military and rebuild the support manufacturing, it takes too long to equip our military these days

But none of that will be done either

Id have all female units to start with

Face it BW. Anybody USA is liable to fight in the next 30 years, you're captured, you're dead. So the interrogation aspect is moot

14,129

(39 replies, posted in General)

I'm tempted to tell "the Aristocrats"

14,130

(107 replies, posted in General)

well another five months I hope.  if all goes well I'm done with my certification by midJune.  Then I need to kick my ass into gear.
I'm 33 right now.  I've been chubby for years, just in the last two I've lost all muscle tone.  But I'm sure that will go when I get enough sleep regularly and cut down on the stress.

14,131

(107 replies, posted in General)

I'm morbidly obese.  That will continue until I get a regular paralegal job.  I eat maybe two big meals a day and sleep afterwards.  My job, my duty is to be fully alert and awake on the graveyard shift so I can deal with people paying cash and drunks fighting and old ladies breaking their legs.   That means I am dragging my ass the rest of the day, too tired to drive to a gym without falling asleep at the wheel.  And if I go get a good hour's workout in the open sunshine, then I am not sleepy and I pay for it that night.

Oh yeah, drinking beer by the gallon doesn't help much either.

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(107 replies, posted in General)

Am I being a jerk?  Seriously I didn't mean to be.

fine just don't stress the transfat so much.

14,133

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzsskE5ObA

don't play that where you'll be overheard

14,134

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

I think Decimus has...issues...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayjR8Qbyfc

14,135

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

hmm...Deci would have to judge

14,136

(94 replies, posted in General)

Mars Bar          1
Twix              12
Snickers        12
Kit Kat           14
Toffee Crisp   14
Drifter             5
Twirl              12

14,137

(107 replies, posted in General)

You said you were eating food when you had different thoughts about it, and spat it out.  That is sort of extreme.  And really, you know its made with tons of butter so why the horror?

14,138

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGaYD40Gxu0

This is so stupendously awesome.  Russian soldiers singing "My Way".   Apart from the Fugees, what is there in the United States to surpass this? 

Finland pwned us!! DAMN yikes mad X( sad

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(107 replies, posted in General)

Joe I would recommend you get an old Atlas book on bodybuilding because that talks about sensible diet long before anybody discovered transfat.  I mean you do not need a scanning electron microscope to know that a pastry soaked in butter or little piles of spiced breaded fried chicken are not healthy foods.  It should not get to the point that you put those things in your mouth and suddenly read a Ph.D. dissertation that makes you spit them out.

Your reaction is a bit extreme in line with some people I've known who are anorexic btw.

14,140

(6 replies, posted in General)

I wouldn't let him drink at your house at all anymore.  It's up to him to take care of himself and he isn't.  Before a diabetic faints he gets stupid.  Could you give him his insulin without killing him with an overdose?  Then don't let him start on the path to coma.

14,141

(624 replies, posted in General)

Decimus cheating isn't funny

Buddhism - 12
Catholicism - 9
Protestantism & other minor Christian groups - 6
Hinduism - 8
Islam - 3
Sikhism - 8
Taoism - 10
Shinto - 7
Bah

14,142

(39 replies, posted in General)

Pat ran into Mike and said "what's new?"

Mike said "My wife ran off with my best friend"

"But I'm your best friend!"

"Not anymore"

14,143

(144 replies, posted in General)

What's the bridge?

"Ia! Shub Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Wood with a Thousand Young!" mad

14,144

(22 replies, posted in General)

NOooooo you deleted the Borg Core O/S

A billion borg rebooted in terror and were suddenly silenced

14,145

(2 replies, posted in General)

Brutha done said somthin there!

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(144 replies, posted in General)

Is that bad?  I have nothing in my CD collection newer than "Chant", and technically that was recorded in 1973.

Oh wait those Ultralounge CDs came out in the 2ks, although technically the tracks date from the 1950s and 60s

I guess the latest is Canciones de mi padre

14,147

(144 replies, posted in General)

Tits > boobies

14,148

(624 replies, posted in General)

Oh hush, just because we crusaded in Finland tongue

14,149

(144 replies, posted in General)

I summon--Blizzard!

14,150

(144 replies, posted in General)

men get to burp in public!