/waits for American cities to be sued assless for crimes committed in the absence of streetlights

you could still vote Democrat Skoe

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender asks the obvious question.

"ARrrr!" says the seadog.  "It's drivin' me nuts!"

bah sorry to hear that damon

I don't get ink I just grow inappropriate facial hair.  Then I botch trimming it one day and cut it all off

perhaps when I get a decent job I will have it professionally trimmed

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q76/TheYell/balsz16.jpg

my ideal

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/CarranzaPostcard.jpg/194px-CarranzaPostcard.jpg

Yes Mr. President.

We have some documents for you to sign...

Well you know what they say

" A lady in the street and a freak in the bed"

I have this image of Rambaldi walking a totall wasted Arsbury through London singing

Small boy
Boy for sale
He's going cheap
Only seven guineas
That or thereabouts

Hmm thats right

You're getting a tattoo that has nothing to do with aviendah

And she's not getting the same one because you're asking us to do it with you

You DID consult her first, right?

I still like the idea of the biohazard symbol tatooed on my ass

/me shoves Mishe

OK update

Barack Obama's pastor turned out to be a blasphemous n00b.  Obama said he didn't know.  Then he made a half hour speech where he said we're all racist and so what can't we all get along despite it.  Liberals wet themselves and Conservatives pissed on liberals.

Hillary got caught lying over and over and over about being shot at in Bosnia in 1996.  Unfortunately she was such a camera hog that a film crew was right there taping the whole thing, proving once and for all that Hillary is really not that good looking.

John McCain made a dumb speech nobody paid much attention to because it sounded so much better when John Kerry made it in 2004.  Then he went out and sold girl scout cookies with Mitt Romney, which got everybody excited because Mitt doesn't need the work so he must be after something like a VP slot.

So that brings you about current as of Friday March 28 2008.   I think we should seriously consider a lifelong dictatorship as it would be shorter than this constant electioneering.

Why is the Enterprise like toilet paper?

It circles Uranus looking for Klingons