Arms?

Likes to Yell.

I hope you voted for whoever favor's small government rather then the liberals

It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to
Cry if he wants to, cry if he wants to

Discovered America.

Definitely go for a rifle. This state is very much anti handgun. Rifles are also a lot more fum for target practice. If you don't plan on killing people or hunting large animals, just get a 22. The ammunition will be much cheaper.

You could also get a 25 caliber air rifle. Those are fun. A bit hard to cock though.

Aww what a cute tiger.

And what a pansy looking faggot. There must be a hot female zoologist (studies zoo's?) that would like to pet the kitty.

Wow characters preparing for a ritual orgy.

Made me giggle.  Made me realize I was sitting in a dark room giggling. Made me turn on the lights.

Only keeps the left pinky toe of his skeletons.

Craves Mongolian barbe-q

>You're mixing up "should" and "could."

You should secede.

The only reason any state is a part of a larger country is for protection. There's strength in numbers. If the main country weaker than you, then you should secede. There is no advantage to staying.

And don't be pulling mad scientists and death rays out of your ass