Hasn't pooped since he stopped eating fruit.

Somehow knew I had a pickup

Only does it once or twice a year because his wife makes him feel guilty for it.

Forgot to leave his ski mask with the cash.

Doodled on the notebook while the teller bagged the goods.

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(187 replies, posted in Politics)

Evolution is funny.

While it tries to explain how life could form, it fails to explain why anything exists at all.

It doesn't make sense that space and matter even exist. Big bang theory doesn't explain why nothing exploded. It just says that something is and that it did. M-theory says logical membranes in other dimensions are rubbing together. People believe that over God?

Meant guy

Is more of a white Russian kinda gal

Isn't being harsh enough on Xeno

Did not understand because he

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Is better known as 'The Dude'

They chant 'Down with video games and down with guns!' The Euro's are finally getting what they wanted, a peaceful society where no one has rights.

Likes to partake in the goodness that is a part of the concept of cookies.

Tried to troll me.

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(62 replies, posted in Politics)

>I'm an adult and I can choose what media I wish to have communicated to me.

The Rich decide what media gets communicated to you. You are a powerless fool.

Needs to make a random post to get passed this darn new page bug sad

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(62 replies, posted in Politics)

Decency standards are great. Imposing fines for vulgar words and pornography is good.

Ideas shouldn't be censored though. Democrats/Liberals are notorious for being intolerant of other's opinions. People can't be trusted with censorship beyond vulgarity and pornography.

Forgot his own avatar

Has the crappiest avatar on this board X(

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(4 replies, posted in Politics)

Someone should name a Dodo Pelosi

Pee's through a straw

Has tubes

Was too picky to choose her own avatar tongue

Doesn't realize it's time to make a new picture thing

Thinks Nemmy is Michelle Obama

Is staring into my spinning watch


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