13,551

(52 replies, posted in General)

Paul McCartney should compete, who'd dare vote down the last Beatle ?
even if he did sing "Crazy Frog"

what's the "r" thing? You can't mean revolt,  Africa does too much running around with guns blowing itself up.

13,553

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

>>>>>Let them be sold as sex slaves to UN peacekeepers<<

I haven't heard this one before, wanna provide proof? I know you much of a sucker for proof you right wing morons are, I am sure you can provide a link to back this up?<<<<
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/5260210.stm
"The United Nations is investigating allegations that some of its peacekeepers in the Democratic Republic of Congo have used child prostitutes.
It said there were reports that a child prostitution ring was operating in the east, close to a large concentration of UN troops and government soldiers.

A UN probe last year found that peacekeepers in DR Congo had sexually abused girls as young as 13.

Afterwards it banned its troops from having sex with locals.

The investigation revealed that UN peacekeepers had used food and money to pay girls to have sex with them.

There are some 17,000 peacekeepers serving with the UN mission in DR Congo (Monuc).

It is the world's largest peacekeeping contingent charged with overseeing last month's elections, the results of which are due by this weekend.

In the latest allegations from South Kivu province, the girls involved are reported to have said that most of their clients were government troops and civilians, but that they also included peacekeepers.

"Monuc takes these allegations very seriously and has expressed extreme shock at the testimonies of the victims of this illegal activity," it said in a statement. "

>>>>>>Uh when an American borrows from an American bank to buy American land and pays the interest from wages earned from an American employer I am not concerned that multiplying that scenario fifty million times results in a total sum of interest payments greater than the fair market value of Sudan. Not a social justice issue there, really.<<

However when american companies buy up a majority of a country and then treat the population as its own personal slave labour, then amybe there is? To add insult the americans will then bad mouth the country if they grow a backbone and decide that maybe, maybe, having the profits of their own resources stay inside the country nad have a decent wage being paid might be a good idea....<<<<

He was trying to complain that "4% of the planet owns 40% of the capital"
I was not aware we'd bought a majority of a country.
And when we spend to develop the natural resources of a country we own what we build.  It doesn't belong to anybody but those who brought US tech and funding to build it.  Nobody would nationalize US companies if we dynamited what we built.  Nationalization = theft.

13,554

(52 replies, posted in General)

UK should send Simon Cowell so somebody else can vote HIM down for a change

13,555

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

>>I've noticed McCain has a slight shuffle going on. I wonder if he has Parkinson's.<<

It's Darth Vader Syndrome.  The good that is yet within him is trying to throw himself over the parapet.

13,556

(52 replies, posted in General)

England competes and not the UK?

They should do "Crazy Frog"!

do they allow armpit-farting in place of vocals?

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Never mind, Afghanistan pwns that category

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av0FLJaeu54

13,557

(40 replies, posted in Politics)

Well they wouldn't be total piles of debris like the World Trade Center.  However at the epicenter many would be broken, and if half your floor moves a foot to the north and the other half stays put, that pretty much means your house has to be torn down, and there would be a lot of that.  A mere 6.4 Richter (which is obsolete measurement btw) can bend a railroad track into an s-curve.
http://cse.ssl.berkeley.edu/img/earthquakes/Railroad.gif

that sort of damage to foundations, sewer and gas and plumbing, and so forth would "wreck" many homes without killing anybody.

And I wear a pocket protector and a tie with a policeman's steel tieclasp, so yes, I do look like a building inspector!!

13,558

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

"Yeah a guest on top gear said that his Rover 75's engine blew up while he was driving it on the motorway. And instead of suing Rover(like they would in america) he asked them to sell him another one."

Well hell why can't America build a truck that wins over that "British idiot who loves cars that explode for no reason" market niche?!

13,559

(53 replies, posted in General)

If you haven't seen "A Christmas Story" you should!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVOOjV_E3s4
The Old Man loses his Major Award

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XlPwsmkPHI
9 year olds acting like Belgian college students

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgx1sSfriIA
Father and Son, bonding

13,560

(9 replies, posted in General)

I demand to know why I can't create a thread title in all capital letters! mad

13,561

(9 replies, posted in General)

I demand you share your demands here! mad

13,562

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah let's turn it over to the UN

Let them be sold as sex slaves to UN peacekeepers

Or have a UN court acquit Saddam

Yeah that's just what Iraq needs

The only way to make an American ashamed is to PROVE you could do it better faster or cheaper

Btw it came out in senate hearings this week there's about 800 million barrels of oil in various forms in US control that the govt won't permit us to process

13,563

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

Whatever, so I can't borrow a library book on explosives and send money to dubai without maybe the FBI putting my name in a database. Whee

13,564

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

"look the facts are simple,  4% of the woldpopulation owning 40% of the worlds capital. I think those figures speak for themselves. So I'm not even gone get started on the enviromental side...!"

Uh when an American borrows from an American bank to buy American land and pays the interest from wages earned from an American employer I am not concerned that multiplying that scenario fifty million times results in a total sum of interest payments greater than the fair market value of Sudan. Not a social justice issue there, really.

13,565

(53 replies, posted in General)

2 scenes from a great film: Pee Wee's Big Adventure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RryZV8NK9-Q
"Tell 'em...Large Marge sent ya!"

sorry massive sound difference--turn it back down before the next one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
"I'm TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!"

the biker mama is Cassandra Peters-- aka "Elvira"

13,566

(35 replies, posted in General)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN239G6aJZo

of course, an American of my generation would leap to the attack and stack the room with corpses!  Do not corner a Yank!

13,567

(53 replies, posted in General)

/spanks mishe!  yikes

I had a hard time with Pacino's accent in that film...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_iYbEPZVVIA

"Casablanca"  the Germans get STFU

13,568

(29 replies, posted in Politics)

"hey, at least drunkard bush didn't leave stains on an internee's skirt. that has to count for something! because sex between two willing adults is one of the most heinous things in this world."

It was not the Republicans who said a guy begging for sex from female coworkers should be something you could sue over...but we learned our lesson: It depends on whether the horndog is an important liberal.

- Massive increase in debt

Completely reversed by Democrat majorities in both houses of Congress, NOT

- Thousands dead in a war that never should have started (that's just US troops not counting civillian deaths)

True, but Saddam refused to quit. So we had to fight.

- Legislation that allows the government to practically do whatever they want to whomever they want whenever they want

Yes, I don't think the WTO is very fair either.

- And the complete and utter destruction of any positive image the US may have had on the world stage

OK go away then.  Sell off our bonds, dump your dollars, start building your military for compatability wtih the T-80 and the MIG-29.

Go on, do it!  F U go away and do it!!  Clingy bitches, always trying to make up after YOU start a quarrel!

13,569

(35 replies, posted in General)

Those are hilarious!

Makes me feel inadequate as an American sad

The only one I've heard like that over here is

Q: How do you keep San Francisco '49ers off your lawn?

A: Build a goalpost.

He's white. And you know what we white people did

13,571

(56 replies, posted in Politics)

The only PhD I know of to get elected was Woodrow Wilson and he segregated the civil service, screwed up Versailles and pushed through the first income tax.

13,572

(37 replies, posted in General)

"A woman is just a woman, but a fine cigar is a smoke"

13,573

(3 replies, posted in General)

Naughty math!  I must email this to my pal at the pharmaceutical lab

13,574

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

Btw Einstein if you're going to have a political career in Lalaland it would help not to be known as "the kennedy death watch guy"

Sry to hear about your grandad Gladiator

13,575

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

No, he got out, his secretary drowned.  He waited a few hours to report it too.

or maybe you're thinking of his son who had too much cold medicine and rammed a police barricade at 1 am.

Edward M. Kennedy is an evil old pirate who has screwed my country for 50 years.  I wish him a long and peaceful RETIREMENT.

the truly tragic thing is, we told him for years there was something very wrong with his brain, but he didn't believe us....