seriously :\ ?

seems his gardner and poolboy got on the pic as well (both upper right)

3E    Week 1, 0        Parrot has jizzed in his pants!

you gonne have your stormtrooper practise its turns on it?

and liking 'rock' music

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As the mobster was picking the lock his mood was unhappy. The Grinch had bitten the dust the right after they took out the second Cop. That mistake had cost them dearly, but with no cops left, they might still make it. Finally the door gave in and the mobbie snuck inside.

His target was so annoying, all scared and locked up. As the mobster walked up the strangely steep hallway, he heard a small clicking noise under the sole of his left foot. He looked up and from the ceiling in the end off the hallway a large christmas ball dropped down. The mobster, who was lucky enough to watch plenty of films, made a run for it as the Christmasball started to gain momentum. A quick dash into a door portal on his left saved the mobsters life.

Finally at the top of the building the mobster looked exhausted. After the Christmasball, he had to take care of several poison darts, lasso over a large hole and fight his way through a immense alien base. He could hardly believe it was all in the same building.
When he finally opened the last door, he was in a small room with only one chair and a television set which was playing an old adventure movie. When he stepped in the room a paranoid and exhousted Jets turned in the chair. 'HAH, You've come for me you monster!' And with those words Jets grabbed his cross, garlic and holy water. 'DIE monster!!!'
A confused but otherwise unharmed mobster had enough for one night. He grabbed Jets and threw him from the topmost floor. On his way down, Nice elf Jets finally found some sleep while impaled on the large Christmas tree infront of his building.

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Later that night Lynns came to in the middle of the townsquare. Shortly after her meeting that night she had been knocked out cold. When she came to, she noticed she was alone and all her clothes were taken from her. Also she was totally covered in molten chocolat. The Scrooge grinned at her from a distance. 'This kill is totally foolproof! Whaha cant go wrong! You're totally covered in chocolate. Your skin will suffocate and you will be dead within hours!!!'
'Okay this is a little strange' Lynns mumbled 'But im going to get showered now and then I'll take care of you.' And with those words Lynns started to run away towards her home.

'Oh god, not again!' The scrooge shouted as he drew his trusty knife and set in pursuit.

Lynns was not so lucky since the chocolate slowed her down drastically. When the Scrooge caught up, it was not a pretty sight.

At last the Scrooge stood over his victim. He gripped his knife tightly and went to get his trophy. 'Seemed your allegiance is not the only thing you lied about, you naughty naughty elf.' As he placed the set of purple replacement balls.

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It's now the **** NIGHT **** phase again!
All surviving players have until 11.00 GMT on Sunday morning to vote for who they want to lynch!

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A elf in a dark outfit was sneaking behind one off the toy warehouses. Inside all lights were off, but muffled voices could still be heard. The elf snuck around the small sidebuilding and used his Arms to open the door, nearing the voices. After he hid himself behind a large stack off presents he dared to take a look.

He couldn't believe what he saw in the gleaming light of the candles. The grinch and his mobsers were sitting there discussing and he could clearly see there faces!

This game was over. All that was left to do was telling his fellow Santa's Helper the identity off all those mobsters! However, in his excitement he did not noticed one off the mobsters breaking from the group and closing in from behind who then grabbed his Arms.

When the elf woke up he couldn't feel his Arms anymore. As he looked to his sides he saw his Arms were pierced with oversized candy canes. Infront of him stood the Grinch. "How did you know where to find us, who did you tell about this?" asked the Grinch
Arms tried to say something but it was to late, he had bled out.

As the mobster walked home trough a narror ally that night he was very relieved. There takeover had almost failed tonight, but they managed to contain the problem and on top of it all, kill one of santa's helpers. With all the excitement he had openen his jacket for a bit of fresh air. As he kept walking small patches of snow fell beside him, it took him a few moments to relise that the sky was completly clear and with that, he waisted the time he had to safe himself. From one of the roofs above him a cloaked figure jumped down and knocked him out cold.

When Gratitude woke up he could not move a muscle. He was tied around a large wooden post and covered in something sticky.
"Its molten caramel, in case your wondering" Said a heavy voice in the dark corner. "And if you could look behind you, which you obviously cant, you'd see the 10.000 flesh eating ants I set free. Goodluck, i'll be back in a hour."

When the scrooge returned Gratitude was still not dead. "Ah crap not this again, why does nothing work as i planned?" Mumbled the scrooge as he took out his knife and stabbed the heavely wounded Gratitude in the heart.

That morning the remaining townies who missed gratitude at the start of the voting period went to look for him and found him tied up in his own house. Stabbed, eaten and with his pants around hin ankles. His family heirlooms were replaced by two christmasballs.

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It is now the first **** DAY **** phase.
All Lapland residents have until 11:00 GMT on Wensday to post in the forum who they would like to lynch.
Remember, you are allowed to change your vote until the deadline but post a new post, do not edit your old one!

DEATH!!!

no more voting

15 minutes to go!

Lyvidian - 5 (WFS, arms, Eltara, deci, amok)
Eltara - 5 (Lyvidian, The_Unknown, Chees, generalskulls, nolio)
Lynns - 1 (ZichtOpZee)
GeneralSkulls - 2 (Jets, Gratitude)
Nolio - 1 (Maarten)
The_Unknown - 2 (evilsheep, Santa)
Deci - 2 (Lynns, Arandur)
KT - 1 (Lexuzis)
Lexuzis - 1 (KT)

Still to vote: TMK

rumours are chuck doesnt like his thread to near the end of the page!

During Xmas-days the mafia game will be visiting its parents, so dont worry about that SD

gary didnt you get owned your ass off last round?