realizes looking back that he should have used Force Drain instead of always whipping out a lightsaber or throwing a guy down an airshaft

does the fandango with a do rag on

Should have said not autofiring, a 76mm naval gun can fire 1 round a second.  And 80 tons on a ship wouldn't slow it too much.

Interesting to see what they do with them...maybe sell them to Sudan or Chad.

A guy down my block who dated my sister could deadlift 300lbs

I think STK needs to stop making us look bad...somebody else go tell him

House Republicans should come out Monday morning, say "We tried, we tried so hard to avoid an irresponsible bailout, but we failed.  This is a rape of the American taxpayer and socialism.  We call on each member to vote thier conscience" and walk away, refuse to deal with Democrats as a group.

Let the Democrats bitch and moan that they have to govern the country wtihout Republican cover.  They can pass whatever on party-line votes.  And THAT is putting the country first, refusing to cooperate with the thieves.

Katie Couric looked like Dan Rather was asking to borrow her laptop to send an email

McCain must have won then

"please please mr enemy, don't be a dick, I wanna be popular, I wanna give health care to undocumented Americans"

By helping the banks you're helping the banks. Period.  Your liberal whining is as pointless as ever.  How does rebuilding that bridge in Minneapolis help health care?  How does the tenth Nimitz class carrier help middle class families?  It doesn't. So what?

But she tried to play along with Couric by saying a strong economy helps you waste money in lots of popular ways. If that doesn't make sense, that's "progressivism" for you.

I think foreskins get chopped up for research or disposed of by cremation

I dunno in my case, I was less than a year old

Imagine if the Govt owned 50% of Mac AND Microsoft! That would benefit the taxpayer no end!  Equity interests from all, for each!

Fascismo

It was an answer as incoherent as the question.  She should have attacked Couric for asking what the hell health reform had to do with a bailout of banks. 

Gee you sure get your money's worth with Jack Cafferty doncha.  "Rawr I'm in shirtsleeves so I'm fiesty! Rawr! I want you to get MAD! I don't know all the answers, I just know you've got to get MAD! You've got to say, I'm a human being I have value goddammit!  Poll on my blog! Rawr!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08