12,051

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

Isaw it last night and there's a lot more funniness!

My my some papers have quite a herd of sacred cows tongue

I thought it was rofl funny

12,052

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

I saw this and recommend it!

"A Christmas Carol" is a Charles Dickens story very much liked in America. Scrooge, a rich miser who hates Christmas and berates his nephew and employee for enjoying it, is visited by his partner's ghost who warns him he'll be visited by 3 ghosts, Christmas Past Present and Future. These ghosts show Scrooge that he used to enjoy Christmas, that his nephew and poor employee enjoy it fine without him, and if he stays a miserly git he will die unloved and kids will die who could have been saved. Scrooge awakes in time to celebrate Christmas and become a nice guy.

Rightwingers took that format and told the story of Michael Moore, a whiny liberal who made lying documentaries about America until three Spirits show him why America must kick evil's ass. He wakes up in time to stop a terror attack on Madison Square garden.

What made this movie work was the awful cheap shots and political incorrectness!

MOORE: (In Cuba to praise its healthcare as firing squads execute cripples) Bye everyone, I'm off to America and lousy healthcare!
CUBANS: America! (Swamp moore's boat)
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TERRORLEADER: (watching Minions screw up suicide attack) Jesus!
**********

TERRORIST: I'm voting for Prop 32!  We must have a guest worker program so the Mexicans can come and do the jobs the Taliban won't!
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PARIS HILTON: (presenting liberal film awards) Leni Riesenthal used her massive talent to help Herr Hitler bring his message of Change to German voters. She set the standard for filmmakers to follow.
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MOORES AGENT: Wow did you bathe today?
MOORE: No.
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JFK: Let all nations friendly or hostile know, we shall bear any burden and confront any foe, to preserve liberty!
JFK SPIRIT: you think that meant another 8 UN resolutions?
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MOORE: why do you keep slapping me?
PATTON SPIRIT: it's my trademark
*******

(PATTON shows Moore that without a war to end slavery he'd be the biggest slaveowner in present-day Alabama)
SLAVE1: massa gon leave now! Errbody wave goodbye to massa!
SLAVE2: Bye massa!
SLAVE3: Bye daddy!
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HITLER, TOJO, MUSSOLINI: (as neville chamberlain shines their boots) Kumbaya, my lord! Kumbaya!
*******

SECURITY GUARD1: (doing cavity search) Sorry but ever since the Suppository Bomber we cant take chances!
SECURITY GUARD2: you mean the Episcopal Suppository Bomber!
TOURIST: damn those Christians
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WEHRMACHT PLATOON: i dont know but I been told/Jews teeth are made of gold
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MOORE: why are you slapping me! Youre not a spirit!
BILL OREILLY: I know. I just enjoy slapping you.
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REFORMED TERRORISTS: (trying to defuse bomb in toilet stall) I never did this in a bathroom stall before! Just pull it out slowly! Oh! Ooh careful!
MARINE BYSTANDERS: (muttering) Must be sailors.
NAVY BYSTANDERS: (muttering) must be Marines
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MOORE: Gee, spinal cord injury, guess you never saw that coming.
PATTON: yeah that was a rough day
MOORE: so, what do you think of stem cell research now?
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Oh yeah and many suprise cameos by big celebrities

A real hoot!

12,053

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

Not froth but an epistemological rant at the NYT and a philosophy of press privilege without responsibility.

12,054

(94 replies, posted in Politics)

and do you have no problem that Palin lied about her ending earmarks, BOGUS a gov has no say in congress, when did she claim to end something congress votes on

being a maverick, BOGUS she bucked the Republican party in Alaska

always being against the bridge to nowhere,  BOGUS she wants some connector but not a $700 million bridge

"saying no thanks to the money",  BOGUS what Congress allocates the executives MAY NOT refuse to spend, supreme court says so, see Nixon v US

lying about obama and his vote for tax increase which were actually part of a budget and wouldn't really raise taxes anyways,  BOGUS

and did you not hear biden, the first time clearly say, mccain voted against a troop fund just because it had a timetable, and mccain's on record saying that, i think he presented a quote, if he didnt in the debate he had before, i remember hearing him 

BOGUS Bush NEGOTIATED a drawdown with the Iraqi government as part of our victory, Obama called for our unilateral withdrawal as part of our defeat, and Biden to this day can't accept there's a national govt in Iraq

OBAMA/BIDEN ARE LIARS
OBAMA/BIDEN ARE TRAITORS, THEY TRIED TO LOSE A WAR

12,055

(31 replies, posted in General)

yikes I forgot hash browns!

12,056

(15 replies, posted in General)

hugh laurie is a great singer!

Jeeves & Wooster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYo_NBW9dv0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI

Because once John McCain becomes president, any jerk who starts acting like John McCain did for 20 years is gonna get quashed.

Not if McCain can help it!  He's working all out to lose this eelection

12,059

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

It means I could write a "Nothing much happening right now but stuff could explode next year" story anywhere on earth...

Rush Limbaugh says...there's a cramdown provision for home mortgages in the bailout???!!!

12,061

(74 replies, posted in General)

Since we moved the political Socialism thread here I think a music thread goes to General!

I really think Gramm was right, we're becoming a nation of whiners.  This is panic and stampeding around with federal money.

I really wonder how much longer US can keep a AAA rating if we borrow billions in panic and tear up the economy to suit the mob.  I think it very likely in 10-20 years we'll vote to default on our T-bills rather than pony up.

This is like SCHIP, where people with $500,000 in real estate qualified for federal assistance, people writing "I'm conservative and believe in free-market values but I just lost 20% of my retirement when the market fell, we lost a half-trillion in value to our economy"  guess what n00bs that's the stock market, that's what it does, you want a federal agency to buy the DJI until it hits 15000?  Why don't you legislate a COLA to home equity?  Get an appraisal it MUST be valued at least 4% higher every 12 months...that would boost our economy!

12,063

(74 replies, posted in General)

cabana shirt + dickies > polo shirt + jeans

Nolio's right, Mike Jones is the Calhoun Tubbs of HipHop.  "Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me! AAAA-HAAA--AAA--AA!! Thankya ver much!"

If Chuck D had ever said the same lyric six times in a row like Mike Jones does, Terminator X woulda wrapped him up from behind and Flavor Flav would have brained him with that clock! Yeaaaahhh boyyyyy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xsp-kaFS9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-uN_ArRqPU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-MLp3l2fkA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sqx8GuQ0Vw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLhuv-kLj_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnKPLrG2E0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnydK0phSqM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Y6IPtTFQM

12,064

(31 replies, posted in General)

three scrambled eggs with cheddar and salsa, five wheat pancakes, three sausage links, three strips of bacon, a quart of strong coffee with cream, orange juice, milk...

sad

/me munches my salami and baguette dejectedly

12,065

(290 replies, posted in Politics)

Tax cuts are not pork.

it's 400 pages because its a rider to an existing mental healthcare bill (itself stupid)
it's a rider to an existing bill the House passed because the Senate can't originate fiscal legislation, I found out that's how they force the House to accept it on constitutional grounds

12,066

(290 replies, posted in Politics)

Do you think the government is going to allow its partners to lose money?
How about, get prosecuted for fraud?
What about treaties that don't make as much money for government's partners?
Do you know how Congress chooses chairman? It's based on who raises the most money.

I recall when amnesty was passed by the Senate, a House Republican killed it by pointing out the Senate under the Constitution cannot originate tax law.

I'm hoping that comes out here too.

Phil Gramm was right, we're a nation of whiners.

12,068

(94 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah, that would sell big with blacks no matter who won.

A book about the impact ofa winning candidate once he wins is gonna sell with lots more people.

12,069

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

Belgium has serious ethnic divisions!

That could mean nothing but it could prove lethal.

In 1945 Belgians shot each other in the streets, factions of Belgians claimed to be "Resistance" and other Belgians joined the Schutzstaffel.  In 1954, Belgians overthrew King Albert III.

Belgium could remain a sound investment and stable country, or it could EXPLODE!!!

AAA! AAAAAAAHHH!!!

12,070

(290 replies, posted in Politics)

Pull the other one!

There's plenty of private capital otu there.  That is the source of Paulson's $700 billion, bond sales to the private sector.  And theres something like 6000 banks and credit unions in the USA.  What is not gonna happen is none of them make loans and nobody moves their $$$$ into solvent banks.  What is gonna happen is that banks with too much crappy loans will get bypassed as capital moves around them.

Credit is out there, it just costs more!

12,071

(30 replies, posted in General)

14mpg an' ye can mount contraption guns on it!

let them be punished with failure insolvency an' bankruptcy

12,073

(31 replies, posted in General)

gayzor

12,074

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

forgot Nemeara is a wench?

12,075

(30 replies, posted in General)

dare t' dream, Glad.


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