Hullo scorpion

water is usually free though

-1 opposing the Kaiser in the first place

Movement*    
        Stationary    None
        Walked    +1
        Ran    +2
        Jumped    +3
        Prone    +2
Terrain    
    Light Woods    +1 per intervening hex,
    +1 if target in Light Woods
    Heavy Woods    +2 per intervening hex,
    +2 if target in Heavy Woods
    Water**    
        Depth 1    -1 to hit a BattleMech in Water hex.
           Partial Cover also applies
           +1 to hit for BattleMech firing from Water hex
        Depth 2    BattleMechs cannot fire into or out of Depth 2+ water
    Partial Cover    +3 (use BattleMech Punch Location Table)
Target    
    Prone    -2 from adjacent hex, +1 from all others
    Immobile    -4
    Skidding    +2
    Movement    
        Moved 0-2 hexes    0
        Moved 3-4 hexes    +1
        Moved 5-6 hexes    +2
        Moved 7-9 hexes    +3
        Moved 10+ hexes    +4
    Jumped    +1 additional
    Is battle armor unit    +1
    Is stuck in Swamp hex    -2
Weapon Attacks Only    
    Attacker    
    BattleMech Damage    
        Sensor Hit    +2
        Shoulder Hit    +4 for weapons in arm, disregard other
           damaged actuators in arm
        Upper or Lower Arm Actuator (each)    +1 for weapons in arm
    Heat    
        0-7    None
        8-12    +1
        13-16    +2
        17-23    +3
        24+    +4
    Making indirect LRM attack    +1
    Range and Terrain    
    Range    
        Short    None
        Medium    +2
        Long    +4
    Minimum Range    +1 at minimum range, additional +1 per
    hex less than minimum range
    Attacker and target on different levels    
    of same building (concealment)    +3
    Target    
    Secondary target in forward arc    +1
    Secondary target tn side or rear arc    +2
Physical Attacks Only    
    Attacker    
    BattleMech Damage    
        Shoulder Hit    No punching or hatchet/sword attack with arm,
           no clubbing attacks, +2 to pushing attack (each)
        Upper or Lower Arm Actuator Hit (each)    i +2 to punching and hatchet/sword attack with arm,
           half damage for punching attack with arm,
           +2 to clubbing attacks
        Hand Actuator Hit    +1 to punching attack with arm, no clubbing attacks,
           no hatchet/sword attacks with arm
        Hip Actuator Hit    No kicking attacks
        Upper or Lower Arm Actuator Hit (each)    I +2 and half damage to kicking attack with leg
        Foot Actuator Hit    +1 to kicking attack with leg
    Target    
    Infantry    +3 to kicking and death from above attacks
    Other Modifiers    
    Charging attack    Modify for relative Piloting Skills (p 41)
    Death from Above attack    Modify for relative Piloting Skills (p 42)
* Does not apply to infantry units

I said good day!

See, it did it again!

The comments dont populate for me, for which I'm glad

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Every penny!

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