"Who's got me beat!?"

Anybody 500m away with a deer rifle?

I'm gonna ditch the mortar idea, go directly to a Panzerfaust.  since it's already illegal I'd be totally off the grid

We'll see after this "global New Deal" crap comes out

Has ziploc baggies of mown grass to impress stoner chicks

"So the only way I can be certain of my lessons having a real, and lasting, effect on the world is if I convince people I am a product of the divine, or perform some kind of miracle?"

No. It's to BE Divine.  As for pumping out miracles...I guess you COULD, since we're warned false prophets might do so...

"Standard diagnostic criteria require impairment in social interaction, and repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behavior, activities and interests, without significant delay in language or cognitive development. Unlike the international standard,[8] U.S. criteria also require significant impairment in day-to-day functioning.[15] Other sets of diagnostic criteria have been proposed by Szatmari et al.[52] and by Gillberg and Gillberg.[53]

Diagnosis is most commonly made between the ages of four and eleven.[1] A comprehensive assessment involves a multidisciplinary team[2][6][54] that observes across multiple settings,[1] and includes neurological and genetic assessment as well as tests for cognition, psychomotor function, verbal and nonverbal strengths and weaknesses, style of learning, and skills for independent living.[6] The current "gold standard" in diagnosing ASDs combines clinical judgment with the Autism Diagnostic Interview-Revised (ADI-R)

No actually they killed some army officers before that in small raids. They had the gonzo idea that when they left the United States they had a right to everything in US federal govt warehouses and military bases.  (and some "americans" still do think so and bitch about it, especially when I say they oughta be shot 15 times and left to die in a peach orchard) But FT Sumter was the first official act of aggression by an organized rebel state govt not just burglary and murder.

How like a Canuk

whoring is sweet and natural, but tax evasion...that's...that's perverted!!!!

Under Obama we'll become a world resource more than a world power.   $900 million to Hamas, why not? Everybody line up for some, we'll just print what you need! China will prop us up! It's surefire!

as surefire as real estate, stocks and mortgage derivatives!

White People invented POW camps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQktNGBCZg

do I need to have beat the first one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLhuv-kLj_I

this should terrify you