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when you see it you'll understand.
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No.
when you see it you'll understand.
http://www.ptfotos.net/lod/grodd2.jpg
I have an image of this chimp chippin ammo, muttering "Long Tall Sally, she so sweet, she got everything, that Uncle John need, gonna have me some fun, gonna have me some fun"
Study: Belligerent chimp proves animals make plans
STOCKHOLM (AP) - A canny chimpanzee who calmly collected a stash of rocks and then hurled them at zoo visitors in fits of rage has confirmed that apes can plan ahead just like humans, a Swedish study said Monday. Santino the chimpanzee's anti-social behavior stunned both visitors and keepers at the Furuvik Zoo but fascinated researchers because it was so carefully prepared.
According to a report in the journal Current Biology, the 31-year-old alpha male started building his weapons cache in the morning before the zoo opened, collecting rocks and knocking out disks from concrete boulders inside his enclosure. He waited until around midday before he unleashed a "hailstorm" of rocks against visitors, the study said.
"These observations convincingly show that our fellow apes do consider the future in a very complex way," said the author of the report, Lund University Ph.D. student Mathias Osvath. "It implies that they have a highly developed consciousness, including lifelike mental simulations of potential events."
Osvath's findings were based on his own observations of Santino and interviews with three senior caretakers who had followed the chimpanzee's behavior for 10 years at the zoo in Furuvik, about 93 miles (150 kilometers) north of Stockholm.
Seemingly at ease with his position as leader of the group, Santino didn't attack the other chimpanzees, Osvath told The Associated Press. The attacks were only directed at humans viewing the apes across the moat surrounding the island compound where they were held.
However, he rarely hit visitors because of his poor aim, and no one was seriously injured in the cases when he did, Osvath said.
The observations confirmed the result of a staged laboratory experiment reported in 2006 by scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany. In that case orangutans and bonobos were able to figure out which tool would work in an effort to retrieve grapes, and were able to remember to bring that tool along hours later.
"Every time you can combine experimental and observational data and you get a consistent result, that is very powerful," said an author of the 2006 study, Joseph Call. "This is an important observation."
He noted that individual differences are big among chimpanzees so the observation might not mean all chimpanzees are capable of the same planning.
"It could be that he is a genius, only more research will tell. On the other hand our research showed the same in orangutans and bonobos so he is not alone," Call said.
Osvath said the chimpanzee had also been observed tapping on concrete boulders in the park to identify weak parts and then knocking out a piece. If it was too big for throwing, he broke it into smaller pieces, before adding them to his arsenal.
"It is very special that he first realizes that he can make these and then plans on how to use them," Osvath said. "This is more complex than what has been showed before."
The fact that the ape stayed calm while preparing his weapons but used them when he was extremely agitated proves that the planning behavior was not based on an immediate emotional drive, Osvath said.
For a while, zoo keepers tried locking Santino up in the morning so he couldn't collect ammunition for his assaults, but he remained aggressive. They ultimately decided to castrate him in the autumn last year, but will have to wait until the summer to see if that helps. The chimpanzees are only kept outdoors between April and October and Santino's special behavior usually occurs in June and July.
"It is normal behavior for alpha males to want to influence their surroundings ... It is extremely frustrating for him that there are people out of his reach who are pointing at him and laughing," Osvath said. "It cannot be good to be so furious all the time."
In Connecticut last month, a 200-pound pet chimpanzee once seen in TV commercials mauled a woman trying to help its owner lure it inside and cornered a police officer in his cruiser before he shot and killed it, authorities said
The owner has speculated that the chimp was trying to protect her and attacked the woman because she had changed her hairstyle, was driving a different car and was holding a stuffed toy in front of her face to get the chimp's attention.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090309/D96QN3P01.html
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it's on like Donkey Kong!
Kill the anthropoids!
kill them before they kill us!!!!
Rawr!!!!
Well he didn't say he did, just that of all of its sort it was superior.
My answer to those concerns is to catch all those diseases with mandatory prenatal testing and interrupt the unhealthy nonlife before it corrupts the human race. Because that whole "heal the sick" crap is Christer bigotry. Does that satisfy you?
Oh and if the breeder unit malfunctions in that way too often, disconnect its reproductive functions. Spawn mutants once, shame on you; spawn mutants twice...Because the asolute dignity of the individual is also based in religious bigotry, not social science.
or maybe Obama won't hang with the British until George Galloway sits in the Tower instead of Parliament
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j09Fj0yOM-E
Tony Stark built one! OUT OF SCRAPS!!!!
thinks himself flintworthy
how old are they?
you mock flint and then you imagine a flexible material capable of lifting and moving a 747. why not give it warp drive too?
I have thought long and hard and I totally oppose concealed carry.
I mean it is like a practical joke, "haha mr robber you are robbing me but I HAVE A GUN! GOTCHA!!!! you see the look on his face when he realized I was armed? hahahaa"
When I can walk down the street with a bowie knife and a colt .45 in my belt I will not only reduce crime but I will promote good manners and common courtesy
you never had fried tacos?
but it is a helluva lotta work for a taco
Crisp corn shells, shredded beef (not ground beef) cilantro green onion, julienned iceberg lettuce and Pace picante salsa and grated sharp cheddar and maybe sour cream. a sauce of creamed avocados called "guacamole" is good too. About eight of those. and cold cold cold cold mexican beer in a frosted mug. It should form ice flakes when you pour it. About eight of those too.
>>Lack of genetic diversity owns the world without men.<<
since we'd start with a pool of 3 billion women and only need avoid matches closer than 2nd cousin, that's no problem at all.
>>No, they aren't. There's something call Omnipotent cells which mean they can take the form of any cell and they don't develop in an hour ... infact it takes them serveral weeks to do so, in that time if say you took what "would" be blood cells and injected them into the spine, they'd turn into vertebrae cells (could be osteoblasts, fibroblast, cells that make up the CSF, or nerve cells)<<
And what's their DNA, the mother's or the father's? Or neither?
>>embryos aren't people ... merely a ball of cells ... and furthermore they take the cells from the embryos that ppl "throw" away ... <<
And black slaves weren't fully human, biologists "proved" that 150 years ago. And anyhow they were only bred to be field slaves, so its not as if they were really wasted when consumed by hard labor instead of allowed full liberty...I'm sure you know of the research in this area by Louis Agassiz and Bertillon...
arguing that an embryo is a thing itself instead of a process of human development--applying retroactive justification for an economically useful inhumanity.
a fertilized egg has its own DNA distinct from that of the parents from conception. everything from the fertility of your sperm when you hit puberty 13 years later to your baldness at age 40 is determined in hour one.
It is a matter of scientific FACT that humanity would be more efficient as an organism if it were a society of parthogenetic clones. If women could impregnate and bear children without men, society could dispense with all the clutter, the violence, and the wasted time of dating, sex, and rape. This is FACT, so your objections to the Lesbian Bitch State are purely cultural and subjective, and really ignorant of the Facts. Typical penis units.
then you go back to the Tuskegee Experiments and the Nuremburg doctors.
they're already promoting "informed consent" as optional. There's an ongoing experiment on accident victims in major cities. Half of them will get a new form of trauma treatment, and the other half get the usual ER care from paramedics. Nobody is asked what they prefer. We'll know after they tally up the body count whether it makes sense or did harm.
The medical profession as a whole is every-ready to repeat the horrors of the 1930s. If you let them.
yeah 2004 John Edwards, VP candidate of teh Democrat party, said Christopher Reeve would walk if Bush's order were reversed
you can tell you guys don't have kids
"robbed them" by doing wtf he wants ![]()
get a job you beatniks
yeah stem cell therapy has worked SOOOOO well... /rolleyes
read the fine print about installation
what if the Vatican called you to decipher an ancient riddle that you recognized as a dirty limerick?
smurfs
Well that is the benefit to you so far, you can tell France and Germany to suck it because you have a special relationship.
And really you have a huge advantage in monolingual America, you speak good English. Back when the Princes of Wales were men, you could count on boosting British interests with a goodwill tour that bypassed our government. Maybe you should try that again with prince whosis. A combat vet who smokes pot and hunted lions with a spear would OWN this country.
got superscripts??!
It was useful and necessary for intellectuals in that era to make lists and catalogs and hierarchies of everything.
and it survives because it is useful as a teaching tool and for ministry. Sure both you and that rapist murderer are sinners but you have less to work through and if you can cure one constant failing that is better than doing nothing.
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