10,601

(150 replies, posted in General)

/checks your link

/goes to amend his taxes as a relaxing break for his eyes

10,602

(40 replies, posted in Politics)

hmmm what freedom are you talking about? Unless you're swiss some of that 2000 years was for some monarch

I don't think there's any country an American can go to without a passport these days

only an ass would try

10,603

(93 replies, posted in Politics)

they can test before they hire you

tongue

10,605

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should visit http://www.panamabob.com/

10,606

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

needs a hat

10,607

(93 replies, posted in Politics)

when you're fired for smoking legal pot and f'n up on the job, will you turn to the nanny state for unemployment?

course you will

you're a pothead

10,608

(66 replies, posted in Politics)

I won't bother investing, govt will steal it if I win. They're gonna federalize your 401k that's plain enough.

I picked a career where I can work all my life like a cowboy, so long as the courts hold up.

Yah

He's supposed to kiss his slipper

Funny how the King didn't bow to Obama.

You should join the coast guard nolio

You can lean out the helicopter and flip off people stranded on their roof, then fly away

10,612

(25 replies, posted in Politics)

No its the OS programmer's job to made the new OS broadly compatible. OS is like a railroad. Why make 50% of current trains obsolete overnight because you made rails of a different gauge? And then say "soory its your job to make wheels the right size"

10,613

(25 replies, posted in Politics)

Aren't on these forums

Its not the commies

Its not the greens

Its the total dickweeds who insist that MS Vista works perfectly, IF you buy the right hardware. You got a "vista" issue, its your hardware every time.

Thank you, HAL 9000

/me hugs you all

10,614

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

made me waste 5 mins trying to think up some smartass Titanic joke

10,615

(31 replies, posted in General)

my hero is some extra in the crowd scene in the last 30 seconds

Six and Baltar angels are walking down the streets of Manhattan and nobody is supposed to notice them

this guy was TOTALLY bugeyed, mad-doggin her big_smile

10,616

(12 replies, posted in General)

Mary had a little Lamb

When'd you see him?

10,618

(93 replies, posted in Politics)

Tellya what

I'd legalize pot in special pot houses where "hr puffenstuff" and "lidsville" were looped at full volume

O the horror

10,619

(150 replies, posted in General)

"fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man!" George S Patton

10,620

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

peeked!!!

10,621

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

are you gonna outlaw plumbing?

are you gonna outlaw kerosene?

are you gonna outlaw liquid detergent?

then I'm gonna be able to make a flamethrower.

10,622

(93 replies, posted in Politics)

I do have a problem with it, it gives me a headache and I get a buzz every other day from the neighbors.

10,623

(66 replies, posted in Politics)

i gets PAID to type gud

somebody had a link to the NYT chewing out Clinton for bowing, even slightly, to Emperor Akihito of Japan.

A simple "thumbs up" from a US president out to suffice.

I'll give Obama a break on this one, since he bowed with his hand out, which is wrong everywhere but Mars.  Can't be said to be communicating anything.

10,625

(66 replies, posted in Politics)

I'll get it from the library, I don't buy books since it helps Hugh Hewitt