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(34 replies, posted in Politics)

Toting a gold chalice and sporting a aquagreen zoot suit

10,427

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

His old man says "you're stupid" and he's like "so?"

I love ma baby bubba, I aint neva let her go"

10,428

(9 replies, posted in General)

Well???

10,429

(15 replies, posted in General)

knows the one where you fart and then ask "Who stepped on a duck?"

10,430

(14 replies, posted in General)

ok what the hell I'll say it

2 cans of chili con carne, a quart of egg salad, and a liter Oreo cookie shake

they won't wanna execute a guy digesting that

10,431

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

assault "weapons" which includes any weapon that looks assaulty.

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(61 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah.  Cuba is one of the pure bright spots we can point to and say "We do it because its the right thing to do."  There is absolutely nothing Cuba's embargo brings us.  There's no stranglehold on any resource we gain.  We don't hate them racially.  There's nothing in it for us to do it, except we don't like assholes who track your Party loyalty from K-12 to age 100, who have a block captain get you fired for eating too much, who lock up AIDS patients in prison.  And that's apart from the guys they have shot for whinign too hard.

>>Cuba is no threat to the US and we should drop the embargo on them. Flood the country with US tourists, investments, and goods and watch the country open up. Let market forces push them into the right direction. The more you push someone towards the desired results the more they resist, don't push, and let them come to the proper conclusions on their own. If you bring Cuba back fully into the international marketplace the government will face 2 coices. Adapt, or Die. China learned that one a long time ago, and their slowly turning over into a democracy, though it may probabily take another 50-100 years, but I'm patient enought to see it through in the end.<<

can't argue that! looky what it did for Pinochet's Argentina. And BOY!!! Are they grateful!

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(8 replies, posted in General)

4:20 is legendary as an afterschool hour to toke up

10,434

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Sure if you remove axes then the incidence of axe murder drops

They just use something else

10,435

(48 replies, posted in General)

Darkside apparently needs more than potatoes...

10,436

(45 replies, posted in General)

c-c-c-combo killa

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(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is correct

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(193 replies, posted in Politics)

handgun for democrats tongue

http://www.plnewsforum.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/50396/

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(18 replies, posted in Politics)

If states did secede obama would apologize to them and then tell them to get over the past

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(18 replies, posted in Politics)

The Powers That Be who insisted stocks couldn't fail (and screwed that up) and insisted home mortgages couldn't fail (and screwed that up) now insist China has nowhere to go and then talk about letting the Federal Reserve issue securities uncontrolled by Congress, and putting tariffs on Chinese imports because they won't pretend CO2 is eeeeevil. We thank our enemies for pissing on us and then tell them to get over themselves. Why trust the US govt to do anything but lie and steal?

10,441

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

The Powers That Be who insisted stocks couldn't fail (and screwed that up) and insisted home mortgages couldn't fail (and screwed that up) now insist China has nowhere to go and then talk about letting the Federal Reserve issue securities uncontrolled by Congress, and putting tariffs on Chinese imports because they won't pretend CO2 is eeeeevil. We thank our enemies for pissing on us and then tell them to get over themselves. Why trust the US govt to do anything but lie and steal?

10,442

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Should get back on the llama and get out of dodge while he's able X(

The point of os is to be a railroad that ecommerce can travel over

You're not supposed to buy a new one every five years

How often do you upgrade your wall sockets?  You don't, everybody makes the same plugs for 50 years

We been screwed by the fatcats

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(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Should know there was a guy in the theater watching AvP who started screaming "bust it! Bust it! You got a gun! Don't let it open! Bust it!" who I want on my team

10,445

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

You're a forward fire observer?  I still chat with a coworker who did that in the old 5th Fleet in the 80s

10,446

(56 replies, posted in Politics)

Ouch.

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Doesn't know "goodlife" is humans that cooperate with the alien genocide robots

10,448

(14 replies, posted in General)

Ant should hire out to rickroll meetings and parties

And for the full treatment Seb should call the target and start backing up his brother over the phone "very sexy."

10,449

(8 replies, posted in Politics)

He's quoting the mayor of NYC

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(56 replies, posted in Politics)

New civil war

We'd win