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is...correct. That's how I hurt my back. yes.
A game warden sees a man throwing lit sticks of dynamite into a pond and scooping up dead fish from the top of the water. He walks over and yells, "Hey, you can't do that!" The man lights another stick of dynamite and tosses it at the cop, saying "You wanna talk or you wanna fish?"
google.com
hit the images link
type "boars head"
"How can they convince those who speak a different language, have a different religion, have a different economy, have a different world view?"
By stripping naked and lying dormant thru whatever sexual abuses follow.
pay up.
Yeah this is a "trick question" because you had to read or listen to what your instructor told you was the northern barrier to abolitionism and what Douglass said about it
Low down trick!
I suggest you type a cover page, add a page # footer, then insert 50 blank pages (which will be paginated) and then on the last page get a fat red sharpie and write "[have a cookie, they taste beautiful, just like] you" as a crossword
Should know I don't miss kadaj and I just hurt my back
Private Lessons was also a fun flick
I can't recall the last time I heard somebody say "I disagree with George Bush's policies" period. It's always followed by some declaration of hate against Bush and the people who elect him and/or demand for his imprisonment.
And I don't recall the last time I heard a right-winger say the poor don't deserve health care, only, that everybody else don't deserve to pay for it.
reminds me I miss teufelhunde
she's probably a LEEEEEROY JENKINS type
she's the only one who could get away with it
hasnt she died yet
Goodfellas
Full Metal Jacket
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
make me realize they left
""Since forum is getting a bit crowded becouse a certain poster thinks its needed to make a thread everytime Obama takes a duke, i figured, why not make a overal thread.
Here people can bash obama, while other people can ignore it as retarded jalousy.
So let the bashing remain within this thread please.""
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
I seem to recall a certain Fmod tried thsi very approach
I seem to remember this fmod caught hell from all corners
I seem to remember the calendar being reset to 0 so that you could forevermore date events by the horrendous crime of the single-Obama-thread limit
maybe my recollection is off
but I think you all GOT IT COMING!!
REAP THE WHIRLWIND!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA choke cough aaa hem AAAAAAAAA
Obama Legal Team Seeks To Limit Defendents' Right To Not Be Questioned Without Lawyer
Huffpost - Obama Legal Team Seeks To Limit Defendents' Right To Not Be Questioned Without Lawyer
MARK SHERMAN | April 24, 2009 04:17 AM EST |
WASHINGTON
I agree. Bury Murtha under the tarmac. Don't wait for him to die. do it.
That was a joke
Stfu you tard
Jews are everywhere
I agree nuclear weapons will be needed to restore our capitalist America. We must emulate the Father of the Nation, Washington, as he shot every American with the wrong ideas until his side won.
and IIIIII
ey!
I been travelin this road too long (too long)
ey!
Tryin to find my way back home (back home)
ey!
But that part of me is dead and gone, dead and gone
since the kid was 18 and out on his own, I'd want a blood alcohol test to prove he hadn't been drinking
people like that aspirin joke
some jokes die of old age
like
"Goodness, what pearls!"
"Goodness had nothing to do with it"
hides his name behind his license plate number
Napolitano border talk irks Canadians
by Laurie Roberts - Apr. 25, 2009 12:00 AM
The Arizona Republic
Our own Janet Napolitano made quite the impression on our neighbors to the north this week.
This, after making quite an impression on veterans last week, for a Homeland Security- issued warning that some soldiers who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan may pose a threat.
Somebody needs to tell her that she's not in Arizona anymore - though she may be soon, if she keeps tripping over her Size 9s.
It tends to look bad, after all, when the person responsible for securing the homeland makes remarks that leave people wondering whether she knows how the terrorists responsible for the deadliest attack ever on U.S. soil got here.
Canadians have been grinding their teeth for a month now, ever since Napolitano said the Canadian border must have the same level of security as the Mexican border. "One of the things that we need to be sensitive to is the very real feelings among southern border states and in Mexico that if things are being done on the Mexican border, they should also be done on the Canadian border," she told a Canada-U.S. border conference in late March.
Canadians - evidently not having heard that Minnesota is now the kidnapping capital of the world, second only to Saskatchewan - were not amused. So naturally, the topic was front and center on Monday when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation interviewed Napolitano. The reporter asked why there was a need for the same treatment given that the two borders have "drastically different realities."
"Yes," Napolitano replied, "Canada is not Mexico; it doesn't have a drug war going on. It didn't have 6,000 homicides that were drug-related last year. Nonetheless, to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terrorists have entered our country across a border, it's been across the Canadian border."
Asked if she was referring to the 9/11 hijackers, Napolitano replied: "Not just those, but others as well."
The Canadians went crazy, and rightfully so, given that that urban legend was debunked way back in 2004 by the 9/11 Commission. In fact, every one of the Sept. 11 hijackers flew into the U.S. from overseas with U.S.-issued paperwork.
"Janet Napolitano needs to check her facts," said a headline in Thursday's Globe and Mail.
"U.S. security boss is guilty of borderline stupidity," said Thursday's Montreal Gazette.
"Can someone please tell us how U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano got her job?" the National Post asked. "She appears to be about as knowledgeable about border issues as a late-night radio call-in yahoo."
Napolitano's comments prompted no less than a rebuke from the Canadian ambassador to U.S., leaving me to wonder whether she's longing for the good-old-days in Phoenix when her biggest problems were a $3 billion hole in the budget and Russell Pearce (and, oh yeah, Sheriff Joe).
Napolitano's people went into full damage-control mode on Tuesday, issuing a statement that, of course, she knows the 9/11 hijackers hadn't come through Canada. "There are other instances, however, when suspected terrorists have attempted to enter our country from Canada to the United States," the statement said, pointing to the Millennium Bomber and others she can't tell us about "due to security reasons."
Don't you just love it when our leaders trot out the need for secrecy when what they really need is cover? It's clear that the Canadians weren't buying Napolitano's explanation.
"When challenged on her concerns, she insisted still-secret data, undoubtedly buried with the aliens at Roswell, justifies her concern," a Post columnist wrote. "She surely must know that only 12 of the 48 al-Qaida operatives caught between 1993 and 2001 were illegal immigrants and none of those came from Canada."
She also must know that Ahmed Ressam, who wanted to blow up Los Angeles International Airport at the start of the millennium, was caught by an alert customs agent as he tried to enter the U.S.
Meaning existing border controls - the ones Napolitano says must be beefed up lest we irritate Mexico - worked.
Gosh, and hurricane season hasn't even begun.
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2009/04/24/20090424roberts0425.html
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