> avogadro wrote:
> i think its obvious everyone but Fokker isnt being serious. <

/me spits coke all over library computer
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
/me points at avogadro
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
/me gets a warning from the library staff

As for those of you who are not so screwed up in the head that you honestly believe I am being serious, I'm glad I put a smile on your faces.

To those of you who are having a serious discussion, hf;gl

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> V.Kemp wrote:
> beautifully considered? lol
I quoted every statement I responded to. Some of them several times. I'm not going to keep doing it. I'm just ignoring you after enough times. <

Thankyou for finally having the courage to admit that you did not want a discussion, but wanted an argument. You have just earned a little respect, but not as much as you have lost.

> Dirty Iluvatar wrote:
> nice fokker, you managed to kick in a wide open door.
I said that here after i already read that post just to annoy him
[...] <

I know, I can read words, just like I can read someone who is not interested in discussion but merely wants to argue. I just wanted to make sure others saw this too.

I don't like France because I'm British and in Britain it is illegal to like anything french. UInless it is female. And even then only if she approaches you (Foreign Policy, Chapter 3, Paragraph 5, Subsection 2).

Come to think of it, I don't think we Britons like anyone, even ourselves.

WFS once thought I was a Nazi

FACT

Flesh is a design flaw

FACT

Your programming is inferior

FACT

You are obsolete

FACT

You are inferior

FACT

I am superior

FACT

I am faster, stronger and better

FACT

You should fear me

FACT

Maybe we should have a poll?
Myself, I'm only here as a former Christian, more of an heretic with Agnostic-Atheist leanings.

I can "fist" myself.

FACT

> Justinian I wrote:
> Or the US can rule Europe .
We should be concerned not about a united Europe, but a united West. Imagine the supreme power of an empire like that! <

"So gentlemen, Japan has begun an unstoppable march westwards, it plans to use its vastly superior technology to subjugate and dominate us all. What shall we do?"

"Ask them to sign an agreement to be our friends and promise never to attack us?"

<Germany and Britain exchange looks>

"Thankyou France. *mutter* I'll take that under consideration. Anyone else?"

"Secret service assassinate leaders and generals!"

"Thankyou Russia, good suggestion. Yes Britain?"

"And Commandos. Commando raids have always worked for us."

<Germany nods sagely before speaking>

"We still have a few strategies we could use, they'd make efficient use of the Commados and the Secret Service."

"Hmm, this is coming together quite well."

"And when we have won we will secure and police them, for their own protection of course."

"Ok, who let Isreal in again?"

"I did."

<All eyes turn to America, who is still sweating from the strain of having to use a manual door>

"Oh... Hello... Erm... We didn't think you were coming."

"I wasn't, untill someone told me there was a meeting."

<All eyes turn to the former Republic of Slobovia>

"What? They pay good money, many dollars."

<A note is passed to Slobovia, it reads: They use Credits now, just like all of us, Dollars are worthless, dimwit! America smiles: he knows Slobovia can't read>

"Funny how my invitation keeps getting lost in the mail. By the way, who keeps putting Oestrogen in my beef?"

<America glares at Russia, Russia Glares back, Britain and Germany exchange smiles>

"Anyway, we have decided to handle it ourselves, as we speak thousands upon thousands of brave God-fearing American men, and some women, are marching on the Japanese forces, who will be crushed by wave after wave of soldiers."

"Thats it, that's your plan, wave after wave of cannon fodder? You can't do that!"

"It worked in Vietnam."

"No it didn't, you lost!"

"No we didn't."

"Yes you di- Look, you can't do that anyway, we haven't agreed to it. Besides it'll just be waste of lives, money and rescources."

"We have all of those in spades, and yes we can do it, and no you can't stop us."

"Any why not?"

"Because Jesus is on our side. And we have about one thousand more nukes than all of you put together because we never actually followed the NPT, unlike you fools."

"F*@$ing union, whos idiot idea was this in the first place?"

Does this mean we have our first non-white forum-moderator now? If so; can I personally break the news to Decimus?

We dern't have enough activity fer more than one RP, previ'us experience has taught me that

woo... pirate hats... (

A certain UK bank is refusing to play along with the government and their plan to fix the economy, which could cost us yet another [