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(282 replies, posted in General)

Receive, I don't want to be able to see what's going on back there.

Google Ernest Tubb or yahoo Conway Twitty?

1,002

(27 replies, posted in Universal News)

5. A10

Is jealous of djevilone's jealousy

1,004

(282 replies, posted in General)

Kid, even if it wasn't mine.

Ride a bunch of small helium balloons to ten thousand feet or put propellers on the bottom of a lawn mower and ride it to 15 feet.

1,005

(167 replies, posted in General)

Arg but I don't have a new psu yet sad

Poked his eyeball while trying to put on eye liner this morning.

1,007

(282 replies, posted in General)

Child, because payback comes when I spoil his kids.


Break your neck or both your arms?

1,008

(15 replies, posted in General)

Super old cookie cutter jokes. The first one was recently used for mccain vs obama voters. The condom one has been around since before condoms were invented.

1,009

(57 replies, posted in Community)

I rofl'd when I read it and I rofl'd harder when render said trust in your heart. I can't believe people bought that BS. Trust in whatever will lead you to stability down the road. Browser game whores come and go, but an education can get you jobs which will leave you with enough money to actually retire one day.

But good luck to ya!

Is the granddaughter of the woman who lived in the shoe

Was sent home from preschool for putting glue in his hair.

1,012

(282 replies, posted in General)

Penis, It's not like I use it.

Sleep i. A room full of bees or sleep in a room full of spiders?

1,013

(282 replies, posted in General)

You know how it's played


Eat your socks or live with Richard Simons?

Knows that half of Yell's collection is of him on dates with Pain.

Went on A bad date, crawled out the bathroom window

Sang Lady Gaga's Poker Face in the shower this morning.

Tells tales

Are there even swamps in hungary? Floridians are swamp people.

Has heard it all before as well...

I have to be at work early tomorrow.
Not tonight, I have a headache.
Maybe when you clean the house.
You're uglier than shit.

Slept with Teal'c.

Is looking at the neighbors cat outside my window.

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(19 replies, posted in General)

I offered to mail it to the manufacturer for them to investigate the fire for a possible recall. I think that was the right thing to say because they're now "making an exception" and have offered to send me a replacement big_smile

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(19 replies, posted in General)

I called the manufacturer directly. It's an apex al-b500e power supply. The said that without the invoice they won't issue a replacement. I've searched through all my finacial records and can't figure out when I bought it, all I know is that it was an online store in 2008. Nothing else was damaged. There's nothing on the psu that can be used to pinpoint a date.

Has one hand in the cookie jar.

1,025

(19 replies, posted in General)

One of the components in my PSU started to burn and it's only a year and a half old. I can't find the invoice from the store I bought it from. Even though I still have the box it came in without the invoice the manufacturer won't send me a new one hmm sad

Any recommendations for at least a 500w ATX powersupply? Only ones that don't explode plz