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Well my friend paid so we saw it instead of the whale movie

wasnt so bad as the prequels

I mean I wasn't asking OMFG What Am I Watching at any point


hmm I should drop a spoiler

umm...ok that old barkeep had it wrong. Anakin's lightsaber was lost at Cloud City and on Endor Vader complimented Luke on his skill in building a new one.   So that was NOT Luke's lightsaber and his father before his.  Guess that was meant to be a legend or something.

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in my day we didn't taunt our elders online

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It now becomes legitimate to ask world leaders if their moms had an affair with Geraldo.

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Here’s looking at you, “kid”!
Fox News Channel personality Geraldo Rivera sent a congratulatory message Tuesday to “stud” Canadian Prime Minister-elect Justin Trudeau — whose mother he once claimed to have bedded.
“Congrats to @JustinTrudeau #Canada now has a stud prime minister who’s going to inject passion & energy into a nation’s staid, safe policies,” Rivera tweeted.
Back in 1991, Rivera boasted in his kiss-and-tell book “Exposing Myself” that he had a steamy tryst with the prime minister-elect’s mom, former Canadian first lady Margaret Trudeau.
“It was like she had never been made love to before,” Rivera penned. “It was like she was unleashing years of pent-up frustration.”


http://nypost.com/2015/10/20/geraldo-pr … h-his-mom/

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well it wasn't a wait. we didnt know home electronics would become widely affordable. The idea of personal electronics was so farfetched it didn't make it into Back to the Future II (1989)

why did you let Malta in the EU?  Don't they have to import food still?

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IN MY DAY going to a new Star Wars movie meant something! We didn't have VCRs or cable TV and the movies weren't on TV anyhow so you had to remember the movies from like six years ago, unless you were lucky enough to live in a huge city and a few theaters would show the movies again.

But for 90% of the country it was history! You got there three hours early to stand in line to pay $3.00 for a movie ticket and went into this big dark room with plush seats and no noise, and you were super quiet and just waited in the dark for the magic to happen.  Not like today where you buy the tickets in advance with your phone and you have the phone with you the whole time, and the ticket is $13.00.

Back then you had to remember who was what in the films and there were only 8 guys that mattered so it wasn't so hard.  Now you got 1500 characters, they all know each other and you see them every week on Clone Wars and Rebels.  We didn't have weekly spinoffs in my day!  We only had the odd made for TV special!  And man did they stink!

Not to mention all the drama has been sucked out of Star Wars!  We won the Cold War so now the Empire is just a phase everybody went through! In my day we had the Bomb hanging over our heads and the thought of kicking an Evill Empire in the balls was like a prayer to Jesus!  You guys don't even get it!  And then there's the whole family thing that got dragged out because you didn't want to believe Luke was Darth's son!  Now everybody is related and was either built by Anakin or clones of somebody's dad! 

You don't know how easy you have it!  You don't DESERVE another Star Wars movie! NyaahhhH!

Either nobody has seen that video or you're all freaks.

OBAMA IS NO MUSLIM

he worships hisself

It's a #1 British music video depicting a bisexual orgy
My implication is that your parliament does the same thing
you got italians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0


sure they got that big formal meeting room but I bet they have a members only lounge

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7qBjXP-Ks

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izard now you can indulge in your secret train fantasies like overreving the engine and going too fast and missing all the stops

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+1

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[TI] ZoZferatu [Pw9] wrote:
The Yell wrote:

I have a girlfriend

Do you still get to keep your wizard powers?


so far sad

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Superman gave Batman kryptonite to take him out with if he needed taking out
Batman lets Robin get beat up so he can get set to use the kryptonite
I don't know why superman doesn't just throw robin into orbit in two seconds  but he doesnt

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black licorice

CE is for posers. I got a professor really mad by pointing out that dating from Christ is only common to Christians

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Greeks wont fight for Latvia either tho

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So now that Greece voted no on austerity, is the Euro going to fall apart?

Or perhaps more simply, why should I care?

I would built the world's biggest statue of a shoe and call it "The Foot of The Yell" and say my foot stomped on Jerusalem

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kennedy has said that a majority writing its religious opinions into law is an oppression of the minority

which sounds tolerant

except it means if *in his opinion* he traces the origin of an enacted law to something he doesn't trust, he will order it void forever for everybody.

Napoleon didn't ask for less

and it leaves the majority with laws they think are morally wrong

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Oh the fortune cookie reference is the snark of Justice Antonin Scalia:

"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie,”

http://time.com/3937626/gay-marriage-antonin-scalia/

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I don't approve for two reasons.

1.  We were ordered to do it, which is fine for Euros but not Americans.
2. I don't know about your gays.  I don't even say its most gays.  But enough American gays are Christ-bashing freaks to make this country burn.  This place is still a shelter for religious weirdos and Catholics.

The court speciifically asked the government's lawyer if this would mean that religious schools would lose tax-exemption if they didn't promote gay marriage, and the government's lawyer said it sure was going to be an issue.

So pop some popcorn, we're gonna burn this mother down in front of you

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Kareem Abdul Jabbar supports her

http://time.com/3921404/rachel-dolezal- … ul-jabbar/