Should go to the mall for a soft giant chocolate chip cookie with macadameia nuts

Maybe they do

A very depressing system where the less "magic" you understand, the more likely your physical death; the more"magic" you learn the more certain your debilitating insanity.

Wants a battle of avatars on avatar island

I have read the whole speech and it was the central theme of her speech : race matters, and being hispanic means she does a better job than somebody of a different race. Did you bother reading it or just plan on telling me I hadn't? 

And like Blind Guardian said, she's given the same speech seven times. She's a racist

Republicans threw away everybody's trust when they became a bunch of broke d...orks.

And I am hispanic, having direct descent from the human wolves who enslaved Puerto Rico and I know the difference between latinos and hispanics is like the difference between Britons and orangemen. To hell with those racist jerks

DM: The crypt awaits you.  You see a solid black stone with runes on it.
Chris: Read the runes.
DM: Oooh.  Roll for SAN loss.
Chris: 3
DM: Wow.  (rolls dice out of sight). Uh. Lemme get my book.
Ron: Uh oh.
Rob: uh....
DM: Chris you roll again. Guys, were you watching Chris?
Rob: yes
Ron: No
DM: So you saw what happens to him?
Ron: No
Rob:...yes
DM: Roll for SAN, both of you

threw nemmy to the sharkticons

I know all about your elections, I watched PBS as akid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsNd0NP_0U

Pees laughing at the boob tube

Has boobs

"RUSH: By the way, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor has broken her ankle. She fractured her ankle in the airport. She stumbled in the airport on her way to Senate meetings. Now, the question is, would a white male judge have fractured his ankle in the same circumstances at the same airport on the way to Senate meetings? (snip) Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fractured her ankle in an airport on the way to Senate meetings. Given Sotomayor's preference for Latinas in every walk of life, I hope she can find "a wise Latina" doctor to set that ankle as opposed to an average white doctor because the wise Latina doctor is much richer experience with broken ankles, and would probably do a much better job of setting that ankle than an average white doctor who has not lived the rich experiences of a Latina med student and resident."

the last time a minister led an English sortie to annihilation at the hands of the Dutch, a royal named Charles covered for him  (William Penn, 1660)

Coincidence???  I smell conspiracy!!!!