9,576

(30 replies, posted in General)

Or "macrosux"

Billion dollar idea 1800: "Say, what if the indians just went away?"

Billion dollar idea 1900: "what if our market share wasn't determined by the market?"

Billion dollar idea 2000: "what if we never go Gold, we just release Beta every three years"

Imagine playing call of duty w/o a controller! You just run for hours, crouching and stabbing, until you vomit from muscle cramps

Or Gran turismo. Instead of using a barbaric controller, you sit and make circular motions with your fists...awesome!!!

9,577

(128 replies, posted in Politics)

Um what proof do you expect

Joe Q cheater's fingerprints in cheetos dust on 11 million ahmenijad ballots?

9,578

(2 replies, posted in Politics)

Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 6:46 PM on 30th June 2009
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A knife-wielding burglar got a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - a couple of right hooks to the face.
Gregory McCalium had not realised that 72-year-old victim Frank Corti was a retired boxer.
This police mugshot of 23-year-old McCalium, taken soon after he was arrested at Mr Corti's home, shows the facial injuries the OAP inflicted as he made a citizen's arrest.
Today, McCalium is beginning a four-and-a-half year prison sentence after a judge told him he 'got what he deserved.'
Enlarge     Battered and caught out: Gregory McCalium before his encounter with Frank Corti and after, looking ever-so-slightly the worse-for-wear

Reluctant hero: Frank Corti, pictured here with his boxing trophies, is pleased with the sentence and has insisted that 'most people would have acted the same way'

A court heard how Mr Corti - who served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58 - was at home with his wife Margaret at the time of the incident.
McCalium, a neighbour, smashed his way into the couple's home and lunged at Mr Corti with a blade.
The pensioner dodged the knife and punched the intruder twice in the face, leaving him with a black eye and swollen lip.
He then restrained McCalium until police arrived.
After the sentencing, Mr Corti said: 'We are very pleased (with the sentence) because our life was severely disrupted by the incident and we are pleased he won't be troubling us for a few years.

'I had to restrain him before he could go and get the knife.
'I was scared when he first threw the knife, but most people would have acted in the same way.
Glory days: Mr Corti pictured outside the Baliol Boys Club at the age of 16

'If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?' 
During sentencing at Oxford Crown Court, Brian Payne, prosecuting, said: 'There was a struggle and it was clear Mr McCalium was intoxicated because his reactions were slow.
'It seems Mr McCalium ended up with far more serious injuries.'
The break-in was the culmination of a dispute between the neighbours, Mr Payne added.
The court heard that cocktail barman McCalium was drunk after partying all night when he forced his way into his neighbour's house in Botley, Oxford, at 8am on August 19.
Police had turned up earlier in the morning after complaints of noise and McCalium was seen brandishing a wooden sword.
The barman denied aggravated burglary and told a trial in March that he could not remember the incident.
John Simmons, defending, said: 'Whatever happened that night was a coming together of a situation that had been brewing for some time and in the run-up neither of them covered themselves in glory.
'It was like a pressure cooker that finally blew.' 
Mr Corti received only minor injuries, Mr Simmons told the court.
He added: 'Photographs of the defendant showed what looked like a car accident and photos of the scene looked more like a murder scene.' 
Recorder Angela Morris said because of McCalium's age and lack of serious previous convictions she would pass the shortest sentence available.
'Luckily, Mr Corti was an able-bodied 72-year-old who was able to defend himself.
'The jury might well have concluded you got what you deserved when you entered that property and took a swipe at him with that weapon.
'The elderly and vulnerable people are entitled to demand the protection of courts from people like you who decide to take matters into your own hands and enter a property with a weapon.' 
McCalium, who has been in custody since the attack, will serve half the sentence before he is eligible for release on licence.
After the sentencing, Detective Constable Jon Shaw said: 'A dispute happened between residents over excessive noise levels in the road.
'This led to McCalium, confronting one of his neighbours, armed with a knife.
'The elderly man, who at the time was at home with his wife, was able to subdue the man until the police arrived.
'Fortunately no-one was more injured in this incident but this was still a terrifying situation and McCalium must now pay for his actions.
Jailed: McCalium pictured partying on his Facebook page
'I hope that the victim, and his wife, might now be able to put this ordeal behind them and get on with their lives.' 
Mr Corti was today reluctant to speak of his bravery.
His wife Margaret, speaking at the door of their semi-detached home, said he did not want to comment.
She said: 'He doesn't want to say anything. We just want an end to it.'
During the trial, Mr Corti described how he had been woken during the night by noise from next door for several months before the incident.
Enlarge    Gregory McCalium had become involved in a long-running dispute with Mr Corti about noise
He told the court: 'They would slam the doors, then they would start partying. You could hear shouting, screaming and music.'
Mr Corti said he called police when he found McCalium banging on the front door of his house at about 6.30am.
Two hours later, he said, he came downstairs and saw bar worker McCalium in his hallway.
Mr Corti said: 'The accused produced a knife. It was no ordinary knife, it was more like a six-bladed knuckle duster.
'He made a slashing movement at me. I stepped back. He missed me, fortunately.'
Mr Corti said that while McCalium was off balance, he grabbed both of his wrists and managed to pin his arms against the wall.
He added he asked McCalium to drop the knife but he wouldn

9,579

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

yikes

lies!

9,580

(126 replies, posted in General)

Sup

9,581

(15 replies, posted in General)

Should have a phone number to call and pay

9,582

(117 replies, posted in General)

NARRATOR:  Nemo Puddingtame...expert race car driver...maimed and left for dead by rednecks...rescued by the New World Order and rebuilt with bionic technology to be the ultimate crimefighting cyborg...sent back in time to fight Nazis...the STIG!

9,583

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

>>Re: Minnesota - Too much like Europe?@ Chris_Balsz

i dont know where you got your picture but it sort of reminds me of the guy on the cover of "a confederacy of dunces"

i'd imagine the author would look somewhat like that as well, you know, overweight, southern, gay, suicidal, that sorta thing<<

I lost the one with your mom posing with a medieval textbook

thbbppptttt

9,584

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

"*shrugs*

Statistically it works. You can't really pose much of an argue against statistics like that."

Go live there and see what I mean.

For starters, "commitment to public transportation" means they built a railroad from the airport to a big mall to downtown Mpls.  So I guess if you wanted to get in and out--and you would--that's awesome.  If you freaking LIVE THERE and wanna go from Point (n1) to Points (n9x 10to the 110th) where n is any point not being the airport, the mall or downtown--you're SOL.

For another, I guess they're also Euro in that they have baneuils where the black people are allowed to go to pot, because, y'know, that's what they do.  I mean, 15 yr olds sell weed on the corner for 4 blocks.  that's "their part of town" and the cops let them.  Now, I can see in LA where there are 6000 cops and 600,000 gang members, that's one thing--but in a city with about 4000 gang members and 500 cops, I think somebody is having too many doughnuts.

One day when I was there a video store was having a going out of business sale.  the owner had been held up 5 times by the same armed robber. And one day the cops told him the guy was caught robbing a store in Wisconsin.  So whens the trial for robbing me five times? he asked.  and they said, why bother? he's gonna do hard time in Wisconsin.  Why bother with 5 felony counts in MN? 

And for another thing, when you move there, you will hear about how awesomely awesome it is that you live in the Queen City of the Prairie, a world city on the level of paree or dusseldorf or Osloh, and not some shithole like Sioux Falls or Ames, IA.

9,585

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

if Minnesota "works" I'll take fail

spoken as somebody who put up with it for 3 years.

9,586

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Tried to combine the Philadelphia Experiment with the Manhattan Project and got lost in the Twilight Zone

9,587

(16 replies, posted in Politics)

Why should we allow govt prohibition on religious gifting?  If you wanna throw your money away, go ahead, its a free country.

The idea that a poor woman who gives away her house to some Protestant makes her a victim, well that's nice, how about a poor woman who spends "too much" on private schooling for their kids? its all the same thing, the State must protect these lovable goofballs from themselves right?

9,588

(117 replies, posted in General)

Sounds like the basis of a crime-fighting drama!

ROBBER1: Come on Wilf!
ROBBER2: Aw, you said me name. Now I gotta kill the hostages!
STIG: mrfmrhmrrmrrhrr!
ROBBERS: THE STIG!! yikes

9,589

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Wears a pirate hat

9,590

(15 replies, posted in General)

No way yikes

Apparently he was in a rough plane landing the day before

9,591

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is Merovingian

9,592

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

can see the Great Gazoo

9,593

(117 replies, posted in General)

Yebo!

Hmm if he's a stupid git in britain who can't announce he holds a world record for a power lap, then the Stig must be one of the Royal Family

9,594

(78 replies, posted in Politics)

I don't wanna know what "ready for his jelly" means

9,595

(117 replies, posted in General)

Sd

What if I'm the Stig? Then my opinions are highly relevant

9,596

(102 replies, posted in General)

He did scary movie 4 which was cool

9,597

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is a gazelle

9,598

(117 replies, posted in General)

Damn right, gaybait

9,599

(117 replies, posted in General)

Its not for the British to dictate our behavior to us, is it?

And in America we use insults and profanity in arguments as a gesture of our sincerity eg "I [ ] wanna watch the superbowl, asshole"

9,600

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is a gayzee?