How do you know, why are you sure, that Ellen DeGeneres is gay?

How do you know, why are you sure, Elton John is gay?

How do you know, why are you sure, that Oprah Winfrey is black?

When did Barack Obama come out of the closet and admit he's black?

How did Condoleeza Rice break it to her mom and dad that their little girl was, in fact, black?

Sexuality is culture.

Then you're a real-lifeist bastard!

so if somebody doesn't like Obama and they throw a firebomb on you, the justice of the firebombing depends on how nice Obama is?

anytime you feel up to it!

the day you can take us out, we deserve it!!

/glances at obama

/sobs

Knows if the Apex barrel is worth it?

Yeah imagine the nerve of ukraine being able to tell russia "piss off"

Obama told the russians we will always consider their interests

So I guess it depends on what american labor unions want

Well joe had a $800 A-5, $150 tactical vest, $200 blackhawk combat boots, and $300 in paint and he was the grungiest

But the most sycho badass is a guy SuFu who has a sheridan pgp duct-taped to his blue jeans, he doesn't pull the trigger til he's ten feet from the target. And he'll sneak that close

420 once got fined $50 for returning fire on a Vice-President with an unlawful  gauge

I suppose mitt romney is the genius your waiting for?

I'd hold my nose and vote for romney--but we're at war!!!!

Only play at a regulated field.  The main job of the refs is to regulate how fast the markers throw paint.  That lessens a lot of injury.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/m_908859a4c4c43885bf90872e58d95b3e.jpg

that is what I wore, BDUs with a woodland bandana and a do rag and Fox mountain bike gloves. you can't see the black neoprene elbow and kneepads with a velcro closure and black Big 5 patrol boots. all that with the mask over it makes you hard to spot, you breathe less dust, it takes the sting out of hits to wear all that cloth. VERY hot though.

boots support your ankles when you run and dive and the elbow and kneepads also make it easier to crawl flat, as you should.

Also you look very badass no matter how much you actually suck.

also you should try to coordinate with your friends so you fight as a team.  My friends "just play to have fun" so we bring $1000 worth fo gear and get our ass kicked by 15 year olds with $20 Brass Talon Kmart pump markers.  buddy up and yell at each other a lot about what's in front of you.

If you can wrangle it so that you're the guy in the back firing boxes of paint at full auto, yelling at everybody else where to shoot, then that is very pleasant and you can always surrender before somebody bunkers in front of you and shoots you in the head from two feet away.

yeah...it sucksssss....waaaaa