9,426

(42 replies, posted in General)

/me sucks life force from Zarf

9,427

(42 replies, posted in General)

I'm now going to chat with a doctor, so I have to figure how I can hire one for cash.
and I'm only 300.6 pounds, so maybe I did.

9,428

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

gambles with hobos online

9,429

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

"Why would Russia nuke NATO? We are both old enough to know how Russia works: They push, they test, but they never start; they end.
Just - like - America."

They didn't "Start" the Georgian invasion...

"And that's the problem for you isn't it? You know how to deal with every mindset in the world, apart from your own."

If you mean not being to handle the whiny pussies who oppose wars we win, I'm not allowed to handle them.

Our Founding Fathers knew what to do: round up 150 gun owners, however drunk, declare them a Vigilance Committee, and let them restore Liberty and Order.  That would finish Code Pink and Greenpeace.

9,430

(11 replies, posted in General)

Oi!

9,431

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

he refused to eat a poo sandwich!

9,432

(19 replies, posted in General)

Cronkite was a tool

Didn't he admit it in his final broadcast as anchor?

9,433

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Dances to the rockafella skank

9,434

(42 replies, posted in General)

Well apparently my heart is ok and I am just a fat slob

So now I have to work at losing weight

And grattitude apparently

9,435

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Hasn't slapped anybody for a month

9,436

(42 replies, posted in General)

Legal whores and free needles is not a measure of social advance

9,437

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Knows my alias!

9,438

(42 replies, posted in General)

Now I got a tube my nose and in my arm

Now I'm really pissed

Hey AA

Yah so the nuritionist will tell me how to eat beer and pizza in the healthy order? I always mix them up

Illegal aliens prefer "undocumented workers" since our laws are invalid and they're not looking to stay beyond a big score.

9,439

(42 replies, posted in General)

Maybe on my way home I'll get hit by an illegal alien with bad brakes. And won't he feel stupid making me buy insurance!

Cmon swine flu

9,440

(42 replies, posted in General)

My boss asked how I was doing and like a dope I told him I had cramps in my jaw and left arm and numb fingers and dizzy spells and pains in my chest

So he made sign up for Blue Cross and will refer me to his heart doctor

So now I get to pay to hear I'm obese, amybe diabetic and possibly need a bypass

And if I bitch about it I'll probably get fired

What the hell, I"m 150 lbs overweight, I drive 100 miles a day, I won't have any retirement so I'll work til I drop. You heard me say so before

34 or 74, same difference

When your numbers up its up
If I drop dead I won't need the money, so why pay out to avoid the Reaper?

I'm pissed.

9,441

(11 replies, posted in General)

Yeah

9,442

(17 replies, posted in General)

East you know they took that song off the air when your Queen visited?

I hear the Brits have a nasty strain building, kills people in 48 hours

9,443

(11 replies, posted in General)

I never understood the "rule" that you don't advertise it in posts

Its supposedly etiquette

yikes Turkey drafts Greeks?? yikes

9,445

(220 replies, posted in Politics)

well why can't I marry my DD paladin? YOU say no, but who are YOU to deny me equal rights? YOUR concepts of personhood and marriage are purely subjective and based on medieval superstition.

9,446

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoekBjhtWE

I am writing a letter of thanks and congratulation to Mr Alford for his contribution to American democracy.  I am sorry he does NOT live here now, because I would like him to be my Senator instead of Babara Babblebrain.  The man knows what he's talking about, and he won't put up with BS.

9,447

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Does his thang in a g string on the roofs of lowriders

9,448

(220 replies, posted in Politics)

>>Angst? Do you think my sexuality is nothing more than some purile teenage need to be different? <<
You mentioned people killing themselves over angst about their sexuality

>>Do you think my sexuality is a choice?<<
Yes
so's mine

I was told the Greeks did this in the 1950s, drafting two young American citizens who had been born in Greece and emigrated and then came back to visit their families

9,450

(5 replies, posted in General)

That was bad

But I find it hard to believe he can't get some of the money back

Here in CA a wife can't dissipate community assets without a good reason, I can't see a gf having more powers than a wife

On the plus side, for the next 100 years, if they tell people they meet how they met, they risk a serious beating