9,376

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should know you ask that when you show 3 fingers like the Scout salute and ask somebody to focus on the middle finger

9,377

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

haha Obama confuses Iran with somebody who gives a XXXX

9,378

(145 replies, posted in General)

there goes the effort to recruit the beboobied

9,379

(66 replies, posted in General)

bollocks I am the greatest X(

9,380

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

wrote the book that inspired the movie

9,381

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Lost a fistfight to a bunny rabbit

9,382

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has a stopwatch going

9,383

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is growing a goatee

9,384

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

suffers from croup

9,385

(14 replies, posted in General)

"yo man I feel funny"

"me too"

"its the weed in your case! It's on fire!"

"Im buzzin"

"TERRORISTS WIN"

(five minutes of laughter)

9,386

(14 replies, posted in General)

plus you can hide your weed in the case

9,387

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

dropped the jenga cause of the jango

9,388

(14 replies, posted in General)

If you know enough to buy totally wholesale, yes, probably.

9,389

(145 replies, posted in General)

the one where the ape cuts people with a razor is "The Murders in the rue morgue"

the one where the guy kills a guy and buries the pieces under the floor is "the telltale heart"

the one where the guy walls up the guy in the cellar is "the cask of amontillado"

somebody gets killed in "the house of usher"

9,390

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should call skyro when I'm on irc and wake him up

9,391

(145 replies, posted in General)

why insult snowball?

/me whacks Frenzy with a bolster

9,392

(220 replies, posted in Politics)

1 you're not arguing that you don't want this. You're arguing we oughta cave. I'm sure you know about the religious proscriptions.

2. In this country they're after the word.

3. Not quite, but they do want applause for standing up and announcing their desire to be buggered.

4. I think I reported accurately

9,393

(145 replies, posted in General)

yikes

But what if you won?

9,394

(220 replies, posted in Politics)

Gay people want

1 moral opposition to a lifestyle to evaporate

2 arbitrary reversal of common defintions, preferrably by nonelected judges rewriting century old law

3 universal moral code applauding their lifestyle

4 acceptance that any criticsm of these demands is the return of jim crow, the third reich and the spanish inquisition

9,395

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is right sad

9,396

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Was named "project #35"

I've never had one, my mom has had several, my dad has had several, my dad's aunts and uncles have all had one, my friends parents have had them

So I guess that proves I am an old fart

9,398

(58 replies, posted in General)

she's on disability

she has a psychological disorder

it's called "I got a man"

9,399

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

grows grues

9,400

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

I'm not talking "intimidation" I'm talking outright warmongering

Obama intimidates

Reagan bombed