901

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/ … 8510_n.jpg

902

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

I named something civil about civilization, namely that my fat butt can hold up people for 30 mins and I am not killed for presuming to come first just because I got in line earlier

903

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

Bill Carrol on KFI not only made the poutine joke (he's Canadian) he said "Pootin'" is what you do after eating too much mexican food

Snowden is a silly bastard felon

904

(3 replies, posted in Politics)

Well practically a death sentence

MILAN (AP) — A Milan court on Monday convicted former Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi of paying for sex with an underage prostitute during infamous "bunga bunga" parties at his villa and then using his influence to try to cover it up.

Berlusconi, 76, was sentenced to seven years in prison and barred from public office for life — a sentence that could mean the end of his two-decade political career. However, there are two more levels of appeal before the sentence would become final, a process that can take months.

Berlusconi holds no official post in the current Italian government, but remains influential in the uneasy cross-party coalition that emerged after inconclusive February elections.

Both he and the Moroccan woman at the center of the scandal have denied ever having sex.

His lawyer, Niccolo Ghedini, immediately announced an appeal and said the sentence was as expected as it was unjust.

"This is beyond reality," Ghedini told reporters outside the courthouse. The sentence was even stiffer than the six-year prison term and lifetime ban on public office that prosecutors had originally requested.

"I'm calm because I've been saying for three years that this trial should never have taken place here," Ghedini said.

The charges against the billionaire media mogul stem from the "bunga bunga" parties in 2010 at his mansion near Milan, where he wined and dined beautiful young women while he was premier. He says the dinner parties were elegant soirees; prosecutors say they were sex-fueled parties that women were paid to attend.

Neither Berlusconi nor the woman at the center of the case, Karima el-Mahroug, better known by her nickname Ruby, have testified in this trial. El-Mahroug was called by the defense but failed to show on a couple of occasions, delaying the trial. Berlusconi's team eventually dropped her from the witness list.

El-Mahroug did testify in the separate trial of three Berlusconi aides charged with procuring prostitutes for the parties. She told that court that Berlusconi's disco featured aspiring showgirls dressed as sexy nuns and nurses performing striptease acts, and that one woman even dressed up as President Barack Obama.

Berlusconi was not in court on Monday. The three female judges deliberated for more than seven hours before delivering their verdict. Their written explanations for arriving at the verdict will be submitted in the next few weeks.

Berlusconi frequently has railed against Milan prosecutors and judges, accusing them of mounting politically motivated cases against him.

El-Mahroug, now 20, said in the other trial that she attended about a half-dozen parties at Berlusconi's villa, and that after each, Berlusconi handed her an envelope with up to 3,000 euros ($3,900). She said she later received 30,000 euros cash from the then-premier paid through an intermediary — money that she told Berlusconi she wanted to use to open a beauty salon, despite having no formal training.

She was 17 at the time of the alleged encounters but passed herself off as being 24. She also claimed she was related to then-Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. Berlusconi's lawyers argued that he — thinking el-Mahroug was indeed Mubarak's niece — called police after she was detained in a bid to avoid a diplomatic incident.

El-Mahroug denied that Berlusconi had ever given her 5 million euros ($6.43 million). She said she told acquaintances and even her father that she was going to receive such a large sum "as a boast," but that it was a lie to make her seem more important.

The verdict garnered intense international media attention with half a dozen TV satellite trucks taking positions outside the courthouse. The verdict comes on the heels of Berlusconi's tax-fraud conviction, which along with a four-year prison sentence and five-year ban on public office, have been upheld on a first appeal.

The tax-fraud case is heading to Italy's highest court for a final appeal after Berlusconi's defense failed to derail it last week at the constitutional court.

Berlusconi, who has been tried numerous times relating to his business dealings, has been convicted in other cases at the trial level. But those convictions have always either been overturned on appeal or the statute of limitations has run out before Italy's high court could have its say.

The sex-for-hire case is the first involving his personal conduct.
http://news.yahoo.com/berlusconi-convic … 14697.html


If you're bragging to daddy that you're a mega whore...why bother

I think Hugh Hefner should file a WTO complaint

905

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

You got to meet one of the lovable puppets of Jeff Dunham!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-vi … es-leterme

http://www.idontgetit.us/wp-content/upl … 00x210.jpg

906

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

well I guess he could meet with the King and bow to him while shaking his hand

907

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

you took too long getting a government.  No government means no PM and no PM means no photo op with Obama

908

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

he told Putin we tapped his cell which is not cool because Putin uses that for stuff and we should get a heads up even if Obama would probably only save his wife and kids and mother in law and dog and the maid and the handlers but still it would be a heads up if helicopters started taking off the white house lawn for the airport and then flew to a mountain bunker compound in Utah,  yeah Snowden you ass you denied me 5 mins head start to get enough toilet paper and then hit Lowes for sheet lead

909

(4 replies, posted in General)

I'm inspired. I'm going to walk on a wire across the grand canyon without net or harness!

but my wire will be lying on the ground

910

(4 replies, posted in General)

I don't want him to die but I do want him to be hit in the head by an eagle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFOVi0vJGU

911

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

Really. We like you best of all.
You too.

https://youtube.googleapis.com/v/erYpXz … GixuCcxahw

912

(10 replies, posted in Roleplay)

/flies straight toward Key til Key is hidden by the engine cowling

/drops dive flaps

/comes at Key at a 70 degree angle

/grabs the bomb release handle...

913

(97 replies, posted in Roleplay)

how long do your tea parties normally last?

BTW your cup shouldn't get hot in a microwave if it's made of the right stuff

914

(7 replies, posted in General)

sooo... a troll can close somebody else's thread by posting extended quotes from James Joyce?


WE WON THE WAR

915

(17 replies, posted in General)

your welcome

916

(17 replies, posted in General)

Alundra wrote:

If u guys can trust us, me and ramza were thinking about making one.
So ill play the coming game and we can maybe do the one after?

GARY:  You can't be serious.

SPOTTSWOODE: Oh, I am serious.  Look, this is my serious face.

GARY: What will that prove?

SPOTTSWOODE:  It will prove that you are truly ready to lay everything on the line.  To throw away all your inhibitions and give one hundred percent.  We must go back to that first night we met, that first issue of trust.  Don't you see?

GARY:  No. I thought you weren't gay.

SPOTTSWOODE:  This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust.  It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it.

GARY: Okay, let's do it.

917

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

Justinian I wrote:

Xeno,

All human life is equally valuable, and you know this apriori? Sounds like you don't have an argument, so you say something that amounts to "Because God said so!"


Glad you think so.  Shut up and get in the boxcar.

918

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

Taksim Square is not square

discuss

919

(97 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Alundra is off playing GTA irl

920

(23 replies, posted in Community)

/me shoots the ground at Pinwheel's feet so he dances

921

(35 replies, posted in General)

wait the Maori exterminated the moa?

it survived to historical times?

That means...there must be nonfossilized moa DNA out there...

we could....we could make a moa -ostrich hybrid

imagine the BBQ we could have yikes

922

(25 replies, posted in General)

yeah Europe was conquered by spaniards in furs and snow goggles and punk haircuts riding each other piggyback, tossing a spear in midair and swinging an atl-atl under it like a tennis racket and throwing underhand, one in each hand, at the same time, hollering "you just been terminated" in Cro-Magnon

you can still see traces when Barca rushes the goal

923

(35 replies, posted in General)

spelling Amerika with a k, huh undeath?

924

(97 replies, posted in Roleplay)

hey let's have a jug of American sun tea

you put the bags in a jar of water and leave it in the driveway all day to brew

925

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

Shaddap they want Belgians.