what, all the magazines in the barbershop say 4

our stupid state is soo animal fweindly, when they decided to slaughter 400 wild horses on an island (because if they got to the mainland they'd spread 19th century epidemics) they hired Navy snipers specifically to deny anybody the pleasure of shooting them for sport

had to be done professionally

I'd like to go deer hunting, especially if you can get up as late as 5a m

Nolio sez : Lebron > Jordan

screams as he applies aftershave to the wrong places

Heya Snorri you old technoviking

Hi Killabeeze, been burying rifles in oildrums ?

If he came out and said "I want to be a puppy dog, bow wow wow" and his parents shwoed his doggy bed and doggy dish, would you

a) surgically implant a tail

B) have his parents locked up for being totally insane

oh, thought we were gonna hear about getting up at 3 am and getting behind a tree at 4 am to shoot bambi

will be deported to Kiribati to stand trial

has a pile of unpainted lawn gnomes to remind him of his youth

Taken seriously for what? Once you graduate that isn't as important

Does this refer to some team or the urge to slaughter tick-laden wildlife?

Will be made to pay

it was sad, he had a clerkship with a major firm but they had to let him go after he passed the bar

because if you don't pay your lawyer, you still have heat and power and fuel and a car...so guess who comes last

and he heard on the grapevine the partner knew he'd have to go regardless, but was hoping he failed...because if he failed the bar, the partner was gonna blame that for his dismissal