The Iron Knuckle was used to taking commands, never in its limited memory could it recall making decisions for itself. It spent most of the night trying to decide what to do, then got up and went in search of Arby3. Arby had hounded them for far too long, and the knuckle felt that if anyone needed to be done away with it was him.
Arby3 had spent most of the evening in the milk bar with dpenguins, who had miraculously resurfaced this afternoon to drag Arby to the bar. It was miraculous of course because everyone had assumed he had died in a drunken stupor days ago, granted this was a frequent thought process so maybe it wasn't all that miraculous. Either way he somehow convinced Arby3 to come to the milk bar with him, and by the time they were out of rupees they could hardly stand and it was past midnight.
The Knuckle stood outside the bar as it had for a few hours patiently waiting for Arby to come outside. When he drunkenly stumbled out leaning on dpenguins, the knuckle made his move. He walked up right behind the unsuspecting duo, raised his axe, made to put an end to Arby when suddenly...."HELLOOOOOO". Startled the knuckle missed in his swing, Arby and dpenguins turned around in horror, and Arby took off running down the street leaving dpenguins to fall over and pass out in the street. In a rage the knuckle turned and ran after Navi.
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The citizens of Hyrule were extatic, they had found their last target. Knowing that the knuckle would be extremely hard to kill, Zarf and EvilRunt were prepared to make this a multiple day slaying. How they had been unable to identify this behemoth when it came to vote each day was beyond them, Ganondorf must have used some kind of magic on his cronies to keep their identities hidden. At the end of the day, everyone gathered around Humidity and proceeded to strip off its armor. Well almost everyone, Melvin sat in his corner singing the Nolio song, presumably sad that Nolio didn't return the unbridled love Melvin had always had. As the sun set Humidity got up and ran away. Even without his armor he was a terrifying sight, and the citizens of Hyrule were content to wait until the sun rose.
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Humidity was in a rage. Having again failed to kill Arby3, he felt such a failure. The only decision he had ever made on his own, and he was distracted by a fairie that was smaller than his eyeball. Tonight there would be no such mistakes. He knew EvilRunt had a shack in the woods, well as of tonight there would be no more shack. Humi went off to remove runty from the face of the earth, or wherever Hyrule is.
Zarf_Beeblebrix was up late fiddling with his assortment of gear and gadgets. He had realized that if he put on the blue tunic he took from Link and his boots made of iron he could walk along the floor of the ocean without drowning. Having just gotten back from his trip to Saria's body, which of course was made much faster by the use of the bunny hood, he fiddled with the flute like instrument he had found. There were markings on the ocarina indicating the notes to a song, and when he played the Song of Time he heard multiple crashes from the back of his shop. Turning to see what the commotion was, he was startled to see the 3 golden triangles he had collected from Link, Zelda, and finally Ganondorf floating in front of his face. They seem to have linked together, and has he plucked it out of the air he felt a sense of infinite power sweep into him.
EvilRunt was sound asleep, dreaming of Melvin smothered in chocolate syrup when suddenly he awoke to a crash. Barely having time to open his eyes, his last vision was a huge metal axe smashing down into his face.
EvilRunt is dead
Zarf has recovered the full triforce
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Everyone knew it would be over today. Nolio and Arby3 had already prepared their pack of bombs to get rid of Humidity once and for all. Humi, being satisfied that EvilRunt was dead, had chosen to take his death honorably and was standing over the place Ganondorf had been killed. Melvin was of course behind the barn masturbating to a picture of Nolio that he had found and was no one wanted to go find him.
As the 2 remaining useful members of Hyrule set out to destroy Humidity they heard Zarf's door open. Zarf walked out, seeming for some reason to both of them to be...taller. Behind him floated a strange golden symbol, which suddenly Navi aka Nolio realized that it was the triforce. Zarf winked at him, and suddenly Humidity was blasted from existence. Hyrule was saved from the evil rule of Ganondorf, but now a monopolizing merchant with infinite power was the only shop remaining in the entire region. Arby3 shook his head in dismay, thinking that eggs would be costing $10 a dozen now.
Zarf could only wonder at how he would find more bobnies to sell his goodies to.
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Congratulations to the surviving town members, Nolio, Arby and....Melvin 
And Zarf, who is now the biggest most powerful merchant to ever live anywhere
but they're perfect for me!