Yep he thinks he is getting married BUT he's having his funeral, here are some things the guys have shared with him for his up coming funeral.

Well man, just thought I would open a thread for everyone to say a little something in your honor with the upcomming funeral you're about to be part of. Yes, your death of freedom, death of regular sex after few years anyway

But on the bright side you get drama, moodiness, bitching, oh and you get LOTS more sleep on the couch tonight, I have a headache, pick up your own clothes, etx etc etc

Other than that m8 get all the p*ssy you can get the first week cause after that its down down down haha...

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Amen! I'm on my 11th year of my second marriage and neither chic put out after the first few weeks. BJ's are but a fleeting memory. Any vices you have....prepared to be bitched at until you give them up. One at a time they will wear you down.

"You smoke too much"...so you cut back.

"You should quit"....so you quit.

"We should have kids"....

"I gained 10 pounds so i need new clothes because none of my old ones fit"

"I lost 10 pounds so i need new clothes cause all my other ones are to big"

"I'm not some sort of acrobat....just get on top and give it to me"  (Missionary is my favorite position....only by default because I can't compare it to any other positions )

In the end, all I have is a small area, 5'x4', in the garage for my tools. Somehow I have 1 wife, 3 kids, 3 fish tanks, 2 ferrets, 1 dog, 1 hedgehog and a tank full of tadpoles. My castle is filled with billions of dollars of crap I don't want or don't even know what it is and I'm fighting to keep my last shred of fun.....playing IC   Good luck!!!!   
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Hehe...  bye bye oral sex .
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Also, watch out for weight gain and short hair cuts...
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lol yeah u bastards! me n my wifey are engaged and we cant wait to get married we just cant afford to >_<

go ahead and have a good time Smaug, its been a few good years playing with u. Pray to god she lets u keep playin IC lol

cuz when i get married ill probably be asked (aka forced) to retire LOL
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Playing IC is tricky. It's always the same...

"Are you done destroying planets"

"What's so funny that you keep laughing about?" (chat)

"I hope your having fun playing with a bunch of 10 year olds"

And the classic....

Wife "Ok everyone is ready to go" (store, dinner, park, whatever)

Spam "Gimmie 5 minutes..."

Wife "WTF is wrong with you? Just shut the laptop off and let's go!"

Spam "I only need 5 freaking minutes! Just chill out and go do your make-up!" (major mistake because i'm not even looking at her, but trying to send raid fleets)

Wife "I already did my makeup! Are you saying I look like shit?!" Storms off in a rage and unplugs the router. Fleets don't get sent and I can't enjoy my dinner..

/me gets reamed for not sending raids fleets by leader..
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My wife's favorite as she walks by me and sees me on the PC.  "Saving the Universe again?"
LOL
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LMAO loving the fam pic too haha
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And the classic....

Wife "Ok everyone is ready to go" (store, dinner, park, whatever)

Spam "Gimmie 5 minutes..."

Wife "WTF is wrong with you? Just shut the laptop off and let's go!"

Spam "I only need 5 freaking minutes! Just chill out and go do your make-up!" (major mistake because i'm not even looking at her, but trying to send raid fleets)

Wife "I already did my makeup! Are you saying I look like shit?!" Storms off in a rage and unplugs the router. Fleets don't get sent and I can't enjoy my dinner..

/me gets reamed for not sending raids fleets by leader
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LOL this thread is hilarious! Congrats Smaug, hope the guys doesnt scare you too much....
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SMAUG REPLIES:

LOL! u guys are awesome Thnx for advice lolz....looks like i got things to "look forward to". She already knows IC is off limits to an extent, if she bitches, ill just do a pax the next round It helps lol

Well yeah again, thnx for ur condolences my friends, The single Smaug will be no more in 32hrs But i wont change much trust. Atleast right off the start. lol

w00t w00t