8,051

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lies and wears blue pants with tan shoes

8,052

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Likes vampires with cute eyebrows

8,053

(89 replies, posted in Politics)

pls, they euthanize sick people in Netherlands w/o patient permission

8,054

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is really mad at lady gaga

8,055

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#70 spank Nemeara for dropping the count

8,056

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keep one ball in your pocket to use as a bayonet!

my boy Marc Pope took out 3 guys with an unloaded gun, he crawled up on them and shoved the barrel in their face and told them to call themselves out, one after the other
they decided to give up.
Sempier fi!

8,057

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you're right!


o no, star trek paradox! 

<freezes and smokes>

8,058

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you're right!

8,059

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is wrong because he spelled it right

8,060

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is tracking matt with an ectometer

8,061

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I think you'll love it...arena or woodsball?  We liked woodsball, but my pals are dorks

they blow $2000 on gear, they order tactical clothes and slings and belts and boots out of the Blackwater cop catalog, put military picatinny rails on the sucker and use the 40mm dot sight from their rifles, roll up with $200 in paint

then they refuse to form fire teams

one of them was in the Corps and the other did boarding drills in the Navy and they own Rainbow 6 so they know wtf we should be doing
but they say "I came here to play not to work"

we get shot in the ass by 15 year olds with a $35 plastic pump pistol from Kmart who sneak up on us while they're going full auto on the treeline

My pal Dan was pro for a while in arena ball

8,062

(89 replies, posted in Politics)

I can smell the ozone from your keyboard!

8,063

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wears all black and turns out the lights when he fakes offline

8,064

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has blocked all of Wales

8,065

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would like a lamb gyro

8,066

(89 replies, posted in Politics)

actually our debt payments are gonna be the largest section of our budget in about 10 years

8,067

(53 replies, posted in Politics)

>> incompetence once ruled the largest empire this planet will ever <<

Can't go far wrong with "Shoot the angry fellas and let the Scots run the place"

8,068

(19 replies, posted in Politics)

i believe that's 14 stone

8,069

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Launches 90s nostalgia early

8,070

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if you can't stand 5 pages of thread, mebbe you better wait for the DVD and just peep the last scenes

8,071

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farts then says "did somebody say McDonalds?"

8,072

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will be the last Archbishop of Canterbury

8,073

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Eastwood tricks the punks into shooting him while he reaches for his lighter.  He gives the car to the kid.

8,074

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isn't that how his brother died on the show

8,075

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gets up with her church group at midnight and drives all night to Stonehenge on the solstice to sing Christian hymns at dawn so the Druids get there too late and have to wait and then pick up Christian litter afterwards