in the nannystate culture we live in, they could ban sex if they wanted to.
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in the nannystate culture we live in, they could ban sex if they wanted to.
zaige, responsible consumption of beer or wine is actually good for your body. not only that, but beer is one of the best tasting things in the world. you are degrading the quality of your life by giving in to some phobia of the effects of alcohol on your body.
> [TI] Primo wrote:
> she has discovered my mirror, and isn't quite sure why the doggy in there is doing exactly the same as she is
she just charged it
bought a FEMALE dog eh? getting alittle lonely?
i bought some like stainless steel bowls for food and water for my pup before i got the pup, and the pup like wouldnt eat from the bowls, she would approach then see her reflection, and back away quickly then bark.
oh, and my dog is way cuter
never had a hangover, dont get me wrong, i drink. i've even drank so much i passed out. i never had a hangover though. i must be some evolutionary step forward for humanity, a superior being that is immune to hangovers.
> Jets wrote:
> > avogadro wrote:
> > [TI] Mrblonde wrote:
> avo, you're not fooling anyone, we know you're a virgin ![]()
i was just making fun of jets. the internet is no place to make claims about yours or other's sexual ability was my point.
Avo I was Trying to not have OOC lead virgins astray and his false teachings are wrong.
Now I understand you say the internet is no place to make claims ,but really the internet has no walls on what can or cannot be discussed. Avo if it makes you uncomfortable thats ok really it is.
All I was saying was if Sex is done right and both partners has reached climax which for her is a lot more tricky then you both shouldn't have problems sleeping.
i am not uncomfortable talking about sex on the internet. but ooc never stated that the women he has sex with have problem sleeping afterward. you were just starting a pissing contest online about sex, which is stupid because the person's imagination is the limit.
> ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> seems like we have to define the meaning of "titties" ![]()
titties meaning tits meaning nipples.... unless you think any image where theres cleavage needs a ban?
when women wear dresses or skirts, from another view, their vaginas could be visible, yet, we dont see advertisements banned because the pussy is "out". and by most censorship standards its much worse to show pussy then titties.
> [TI] Mrblonde wrote:
> avo, you're not fooling anyone, we know you're a virgin ![]()
i was just making fun of jets. the internet is no place to make claims about yours or other's sexual ability was my point.
jimmy fallon said it best. if the guy wins, two bank execs will have to give up their bonuses.
> Jets wrote:
> >
LoL OOC I hate to tell you this ,but you must be doing something wrong then. If you do it right a womans orgasm can wear them out. Honestly you must need some tips for real I understand you not knowing ,but I would hate for you to lose the woman your with because of this. you may have to get an artificial toy if your unable to make her have the right actions.
Btw its quite possible she fakes to make you think your doing a great job when your not. Many woman do this and they just do not know how to tell you how bad you are.
We are there for you OOC.
i dont know about you jets, but womans orgasms being able to wear them out is a bit of an understatement, i routinely have sex with 5 women at the same time and i dont stop until they have all blacked out from the huge orgasms i give them
> Morbo the Annihilator wrote:
> > her titties are not out, are you blind? i have already explained in plain english
> why i disagree with their censorship, maybe you should read a thread before
> commenting on it.
Yes, they are out...They might not be in plain sight, but they are indeed out.
her titties are underneath clothing, and by most standards, not "out"
> Skoe wrote:
> Her titties are out = banned
Unless you own shares in FlexFleece i honestly don't see why you are all so up
in arms... If your that desperate to see some chest you have bigger problems
.
her titties are not out, are you blind? i have already explained in plain english why i disagree with their censorship, maybe you should read a thread before commenting on it.
> [Dimp]Dimpel wrote:
>Noir. I have sex in love not for the purpose of the act. I wake up at night and i am really pushy i mean rly rly. I'm able to smash everything and everyone and u want me to do SM games? Damn you noir. I have a dream that noir has a rubber doll under his bed. And at nights when he wake up he have sex with "her/him" aha!
so do you only sometimes love your spouse? is your love conditional? is it only affection? or is your love genuine? if its genuine and you love them 24/7, you obviously arent going to have sex 24/7. you pick to have sex when its convenient; theres nothing wrong with having sex when it will help you go to sleep.
typically when i have trouble sleeping i have several beers. i typically go to bed around 4 or 5 am atm. i went on this canoeing trip with my friends, and we were gonna get up at like 7am, so i wanted to go to bed earlier then i typically do, i had about 8 glasses of beer, had no trouble going to sleep around midnight.
when i was younger and living with my parents when drinking wasnt a acceptable thing for me to do to go to sleep, working out often helped.
also if you or your spouse has a problem with "making love" to help you go to sleep, you could always do it solo...
hmmm, well if you're looking for something special, that is gonna look "cool" the mac is probably the better choice. microsoft doesnt typically cater to the "im a cool individual by being a tool of the marketing department of a company and being willing to spend more to get what this company tells me expresses my individuality because im insecure and need a company to find my individuality for me" group.
after getting a 42" 1080p tv, surround sound and watching movies on blue ray from like 5 feet from the tv, i cant go back to watching movies on tiny screens
i would think a netbook would probably be a better choice, probably cheaper then at least the mac, probably a larger hard drive so you can store more movies in it, built in keyboard, probably longer battery life, yet very tiny and light.
im personally not bothering with anything super mobile yet, once those fancy cell phones start getting enough power to do everything but gaming, i'll invest in one of those; the ultimate in transportability.
what are you gonna use it for?
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> ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> lolzie, the ebil and the rightious (sp?) in the same thread:P
dont do it zaige
you 'll either:
1. fail and get beaten up or
2. succeed and wander off and end up a criminal
would rather end up a criminal then end up a tool of an oppressive government.
would you like a side of bacon with that torture? "Hell Yeah!"
> ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> hmz, yr right, sleeping around doesnt happen amongst the rich, and there arent bullies for husbands either ;p
infidelity is looked down upon even in wealthy circles and is not "considered standing on one's own". im not saying it doesnt happen, it happens in all classes.
> ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> > ☭ Fokker wrote:
> > in some cirlces it s considered standing on one's own, lol and not a lower level at all ;p
dang, you havent been around rich ppl have you fokker ;p
i have been around rich ppl and thats not a true generalization at all.
you sure like peanut butter...
> Simon wrote:
> Is there a correctly translated english version of the bible out there?
no such thing as a perfect translation... its not like the people that translate are trying to be deceptive when they translate to another language...
i have ketchup occasionally with fries, and if im visiting my parents and my dad grills hamburgers, i put it on the burgers he always overcooks them and makes them super dry.
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