omg I've told those guys "I'd rather have Obama than you, the problem with democrats is their politicians, the problem with libertarians is their voters"

Obama isn't ordering me to celebrate homosexuality, he hasn't banned God from public life, he doesn't want to kill kids with drugs and he's still fighting Al Qaeda

that puts him to the Right of the new Republican party

I hate these bastards and their hippie lifestyle. Apparently I'm a fascist because I don't mind arresting people for

--touching strangers feet in the men's room 'Just be mature and decline the pass, we don't need govt involved"

--letting their kids use the mike at the airport control tower "Nothing but good happened, the planes were just parking, don't be so selfrighteous that you punish people for nothing just to uphold a rule"

-- waving their penis at schoolkids "he's in his own home, just look the other way"

--suspending kids for taking knives to school "he's a good kid from a good family (which I think is racist btw) you're just being insane

--throwing snowballs at moving cars "nothing happened. you can always punish people for what you imagine could happen, but that's fascist"

what really bugs me, is this isn't Iran, they can write laws in advance to suit them, but they'd rather riot on behalf of the guilty

and they're right the Founding Fathers didn't want cops to arrest people for throwing snowballs at traffic or playing footsie in the mens' room

the Founding Fathers expected a free people would draw steel and kill (Aaron Burr...)

but don't tell them that, it riles them to have their plump, bourgeoise morality questioned. They're sheep. Hippie sheep, the worst kind.  "tralala, it's the Age of Aquarius, power to the people pigs"

heard their new talking point? "Social conservatives elected Jimmy Carter".   I told them right out, "If being anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-drugs = social conservative wackjob, 99% of the American population has been wackjobs right up to 1965"

oh they were fiercely anti "SoCon" right up to when anti-abortion DEMOCRATS put the kibosh on Obamacare, now suddenly we're the thin red line o heroes and they always supported us and we can count on them

bastards hmm

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(87 replies, posted in Politics)

or maybe I'm wrong, maybe the damn things are redundant...scary thought!

7,828

(87 replies, posted in Politics)

>>True, take pingu

7,829

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

we're headed towards fascism where the State is the National Interest and tolerates Society, Religion and Commerce only so far as they are loyal and obedient to the State

we will call it civic responsibilty but it will function like the Reich, without the concentration camps.

7,830

(14 replies, posted in General)

the question is, were you lying then, or are you lying now? or are you not, in fact, a chronic and habitual LIAR!

7,831

(14 replies, posted in General)

I blame the brits, both for exported cock preparations to Belgium, and for Dutchmen using cockney expressions like "dodgy". Blimey.

hooray

yeah i'm slippin

its cause i usually post at work tongue

7,833

(40 replies, posted in General)

Know any single women dyt can live with?

7,834

(12 replies, posted in Community)

looks like Gwenydd is too busy to write sad

7,835

(40 replies, posted in General)

internship @ Bohr Institute? do they still make you read Kierkegaard?

ps Speedyjerry you can rent them a tent in the yard

7,836

(66 replies, posted in Politics)

police just dialed it down for your visit deci, only responded to actual threats of physical harm

7,837

(60 replies, posted in General)

can't wait for DukeNukem!

7,838

(40 replies, posted in General)

ya got a roommate lined up .... big_smile

7,839

(40 replies, posted in General)

reminds me of that Seinfeld where Maestro and Elaine go to Tuscany and Jerry talks about he might go too, and they say it's all booked, and he doesn't believe it, and he starts asking, just for info, and he gets stuck with a rental he can't refuse from some Italian in a white fedora, and its right next door to elaine

so...uh...rent from the mob

7,840

(66 replies, posted in Politics)

cause theres nothing more fun than jerking around baked stoners

"whaa...man I heard it was legal...oh legal under that tree...mkay I'm gonna chill under the tree...ohhhhh right can't sit down on the grass...kay I'm standing under the tree, I'm cool right? cool....what? hahahah what....hahaha you guys make me laugh....hahahah what"

7,841

(10 replies, posted in Community)

Undeath is around here somewhere

7,842

(10 replies, posted in Community)

Undeath is around here somewhere

7,843

(17 replies, posted in Community)

Happy bday tr

Hey lazy bum

7,844

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

This is why you never heard of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas and DesCartes and Dostoyevsky and Einstein

cause they had weak minds

7,845

(87 replies, posted in Politics)

Dude:  God made the universe!

Secular Humanist: OMG what a noob!

Dude: Why, what's wrong with acknowledging God made the universe?

SH:  I can't believe you ignore all the data of a thousand years to read a book of fairy tales

Dude: But it all hangs together so awesomely

SH: That's just because it all started from the same place and changed together

Dude: But isn't that consistent with Intelligent Design?

SH: Don't degrade yourself further ignoring the evidence of genetic drift that we're measuring in all species

Dude: but abiogenesis can't be duplicated in any laboratory or demonstrated in any experiment

SH: I'm not talking about that

Dude: and isn't there four separate explanations for the function of the basic building blocks of matter which don't exist in nature?

SH: not talking about that either

Dude: you're saying that however we sprang into being by whatever unknown processes, since then we're just rolling downhill like a snowball, by guess and by God

SH: no God, just guess, yeah

Dude: And I should also believe that if we all run the AC with windows open we're going to destroy this random process of life

SH: you're just being an ass

Dude: Funny how you deny God but dread 6 billion fatasses eating at McDonalds

SH:  that's blasphemy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EM4EN5OlxQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCftAR3xVd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8rV1GTQuyM

7,847

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should meet in Vegas

7,848

(63 replies, posted in General)

Hurt Locker: Shit explodes all over

7,849

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should know I'd have to eat all the cones becuase nobody would get here

7,850

(49 replies, posted in Politics)

i think radical Islam just needs an image makeover

like calling itself "The 'Slam"