"In fact, you'd get farther calling yourself African instead of Negro. Africans don't catch hell. You're the only one catching hell. They don't have to pass civil-rights bills for Africans. An African can go anywhere he wants right now. All you've got to do is tie your head up. That's right, go anywhere you want. Just stop being a Negro. Change your name to Hoogagagooba. That'll show you how silly the white man is. You're dealing with a silly man. A friend of mine who's very dark put a turban on his head and went into a restaurant in Atlanta before they called themselves desegregated. He went into a white restaurant, he sat down, they served him, and he said,

must be smoking marijuana

/lights cigarette and blows smoke
/smiles

/hums Rule Britannia
/dances a hornpipe

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nah you need that microsoft assistant

"looks like you're running Norway, need help?"

yeah next week they'll publish a list of demands to shut it off

I read the PM of Norway is stuck in NY governing through his iPad

in WWII Churchill crossed by destroyer

/whispers  ok

this whole thread is fail!

from the gubmint

he hasn't shown up ;(

up yours pig! Power to the People!

hahaha

I'm gonna yell that wearing a blue suit and a power tie