701

(76 replies, posted in General)

The news this morning made me laugh out loud.
It's fun to watch people backpedal.
Even more fun to watch people trying to worm their way out of saying things like "We were wrong" or "We overreacted" or "Actually, Swine Flu is about 0.1% as fatal as regular flu. Sorry if we made you cry" on the camera.

702

(11 replies, posted in General)

Same thing any woman has to do for love:

Get drunk then take it up the bum.

703

(35 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Antares Passage:

After more than a century of isolation, the paths between stars are again open and the people of Alta in contact with their sister colony on Sandar. The opening of the foldlines has not been the unmixed blessing the Altans had supposed, however.
For the reestablishment of interstellar travel has brought with it news of the Ryall, an alien race whose goal is the extermination of humanity. If they are to avoid defeat at the hands of the aliens, Alta must seek out the military might of Earth. However, to reach Earth requires them to dive into the heart of a supernova ...


I have barely started it and I'm already gripped. Need to find part three before next week.

704

(30 replies, posted in Community)

The solution to all problems is "Because God says so".

705

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

Hi, recovering junkie here.
She's guilty.
Yes she is.
YES she is.
Look, think about it:

You don't offer drug related work to people without drug habits because people without drug habits are hard to control and have a nasty habit of listening to their conscience.
You sure as shit don't give them a million pounds worth (ish) of smack and go "Hey, stick this up your ass for thirteen hours. Oh, by the way, don't eat anything, drink anything, get stressed, angry, have sex, or move, because then the bag will burst inside you and you'll die.

If she's not a junkie then she's a dealers "ride", but either way the result is the same: A pretty young lady trying to weasel her way out of the consequences [of her actions] by plastering pictures of her "I'm too pretty and innocent and pure to be guilty" face all over.
It's an old tactic for female junkies: look pretty or slutty and you can get away with murder.

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706

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

I thought the Criminal Justice Bill had already made privacy a crime?
Or was that the JDA?

707

(14 replies, posted in Politics)

Don't all industries earn their own way, or is there some new business fad that nobody told us about?

708

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

> Otto the Autopilot wrote:
> The operative word is "illegal".
Though that means nothing to liberals who feel more sympathy for rapists then their victims. <

*sigh* There's always one, isn't there?

709

(36 replies, posted in General)

> [TI] arsbury wrote:
> I started playing when I was in high school... now I have a degree and been working for 2 years yikes
There are already alternatives out there to replace IC with... any PC/XBox/Nintendo etc game fits the bill.
It's probably iluvatar's answer.
Question is... if IC just died one day, what would we all do? No forums, no IRC... would we just all lose contact? sad <


Apparently so.

> (ii) you agree that it's a stupid thing to say, so your post is about him. <

Ding!

711

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah, the lefty said it, and here's why; Aliens are on Mars.
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this OUR system? I mean, where the hell are we supposed to go now? Venus? **** that! I am not down with the hotness!
  So what do we do about it?

712

(14 replies, posted in General)

With these: http://www.thctalk.com/shop/images/1silverrizlarizkss.jpg
And this: http://www.roll-ups.co.uk/ishop/images/879/swanksroller.jpg

713

(676 replies, posted in Community)

wink

714

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

> sad sKoE )= wrote:
> Or just nuke the planet into oblivion and go live on the moon... <

I call Titan!
__________

I know what will go some way to solving the problem: People in general growing a brain and realising that buying a TV, Hi-Fi, PS Wii60 and Segtendo Gamestation, DVD or Blu-Ray player is an idiotic watse of money when you have a PC.

No, I don't have a lot of furniture.

715

(14 replies, posted in General)

I live in A Shire, does that count?

716

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

I know that face... hmm

"we're not going to get anywhere, when all you try to do is distort what i said."

"you so blindly believe that the signals sent to our brains are correct - as if some God made them correct."

Why do people bother? He's only after an argument, not a discussion.

718

(48 replies, posted in General)

> ~E

719

(35 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Antares Dawn:
  http://3mpub.com/mccollum/sfaz-04e.htm
  "When the supergiant star Antares exploded in 2512, the human colony on Alta found their pathway to the stars gone, isolating them from the rest of human space for more than a century. Then one day, a powerful warship materialized in the system without warning. Alarmed by the sudden appearance of such behemoth, the commanders of the Altan Space Navy dispatched one of their most powerful ships to investigate. What ASNS Discovery finds when they finally catch the intruder is a battered hulk manned by a dead crew.
That is disturbing news for the Altans. For the dead battleship could easily have defeated the whole of the Altan navy. If it could find Alta, then so could whoever it was that beat it. Something would have to be done."


  Mine is from the 1986 print so it has the awesome Chris Foss cover, although the cover shown on 3m's site gives a more accurate representation of the ships ivolved.
Awesome Chris Foss cover: http://bp3.blogger.com/_XsVALQtGIZM/SGVAbCt8oMI/AAAAAAAAFkU/fQFUqT6UovQ/s1600-h/DSP-055.jpg

  The main thing I like about this book is the realism. The ships can't fly around willy-nilly like in Star Wars or Star Trek because of fuel and (natural) speed limits, any journey to any where inl space takes days if not weeks (the average mission length seems to be around six months), and the way they travel interstellar is pure genius.
  Oh, and space battles come in two flavours: Drive-By (you can't just spin around and give chase) and a gruelling kind of sci-fi meets 300 running battle that invariably lasts days at a time.

720

(7 replies, posted in Roleplay)

lol

721

(676 replies, posted in Community)

Hello.

/me wonders if he should point out the irony of a christian thread being kept alive by decimus and co.

722

(585 replies, posted in Community)

Happy St George's Day!
Someone have an ale for me please, I'm poor sad

723

(7 replies, posted in General)

420? Huh? Whuh?

724

(316 replies, posted in Community)

I have Gold Seal tongue

725

(48 replies, posted in General)

Why do thin people always think they have a fast metabolism? If you are thin then there is less of you to carry around so your body does not have to work as hard as it would if you were a fat porker, and so you have a slow metabolism.
What increasing numbers of thin people do have is an odd inability to fill their fat cells (or something like that).

(Did anyone else watch that "Why don't thin people get fat?" documentary?)

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Oh, and in the middle ages peasants used to die as a result of high-starch low-meat diets.
How?
Their bladders filled with... stone.
I shit you not. big_smile
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