BWAHAHAHAAAAA

just realized why Obama is parading our nukes !!

thunderdome

put two europeans in thunderdome and they'll form a defensive alliance and a common market

and then play soccer

one of the Eldar!

and when it turns out to be one of the 3 he mentioned, he will still be out of line for offering a sensible guess

listen turkey, we asked a black man in a corduroy suit at the bus station, and he fingered global islamic extremism, ya dig? don't make us chase you round town in our hot wheels!

news of the future

"BERN- Horror and rage swept through this normally tranquil city when police retrieved a euro coin with a string taped to it from a vending machine. 
  The machine, dispensing canned soda, was located on the third floor of the railway station.  The coin was discovered by maintenance crews early Monday morning.  The railway, and the airport, were immediately closed. Three brigades of the Swiss military set up roadblocks, the Aare river was mined and a dusk to dawn curfew was imposed on the city.
Residents were shocked. "This never happened, not even during the war with the spies killing each other" said Hildegard Nubdorfles.
It was not revealed how many cans of soda were stolen.  A manufacturer's representative said that up to two dozen cans might have been stolen, though of course one can was paid for.
Police refused official comment, but a high police official said confidentially that Americans were primary suspects due to the ruthless nature of the crime.
"Whoever did this, we will cut off his balls" said the official. "Unless he's from Turkey or something, then we'll have dialogue."

maybe when the eagle dies they get to have an egg

seriously though WTF is the issue, so what if ever member nation has a different face on its coin every month, if they pay for it?  is it that computers scan for the face on the coin or something? or that you secretly hate each other's monarchs and nobody wants the wrong coin?  Run a series of waterfowl Euro or Star Wars characters, have fun with it

series of a Roman legio with the different officers in their armor would be cool

will enjoy knowing it is a song by the Lord High Executioner in Gilbert & Sullivan's "Mikado"

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
     I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
     And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
     They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS.   He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
               And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
                    'em be missed.

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
     And the piano-organist--I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
     They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she waltzes, but would rather like to
     try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
     I don't think she'd be missed--I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS.   He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
               And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
                    she'll not be missed!

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
     The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
     They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and
     likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
     For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be
          missed!

CHORUS.   You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
               And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
                    'em be missed!

I don't think any insurance policy covers acts of terror.   Insurance is a gamble of regular premium payments against predictable risks. 

Seems like you mean nobody should run up big bills for any reason, but like Heinlein said, "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch".  SOMEBODY pays.  With our government programs running $2 in overhead for every $1 in benefits, AT BEST, that's a foolish ideology for America...unless you agree with a global governance scheme that subsidizes American debt through taxes outside of America.

Primo and ordos can legally pimp him

will be sanctioned for doing a Jimmy Stewart impression while dressed like Matlock