7,126 Reply by The Yell

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Gold Leader: All Priuses to attack formation.
Red 3: Look at the size of that thing!
Red Leader: Cut the chatter! Gold Leader take your team down the inside, we'll work the fast lane.
Gold Leader: Copy Red Leader. May the Force be with us!
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Einstein: Midniiiiight/And I been waiting on the 12:05/just hopin it'll take me a little further down the lii-iine

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Red Leader: Red 3 close up! Keep that #2 lane locked down!
Red 2: I can't hold it! I'm redlining at 75 mph!
Red Leader: Stay on it Red 2!
Red 2: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Red 3: No chute, no chute, thats a KIA, closing formation
Red Leader: Watch it he saw the fireball!

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Einstein: Qoy qeylIs puqloD /Qoy puqbe'pu' / yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI' /Sey'moHchu' may' 'Iw / maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' / nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq /vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH /Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov! Haaaaaaa!!!

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Gold Leader: For God's sake get him off us!
Red Leader: Almost in front...
Gold Leader: He's got Gold team pinned!
Red Leader: Almost there....
Gold Team: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH
Red Leader: Caltrops Away! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red 3: Negative, Negative, it impacted the surface...mayday mayday I'm going into the shoulder

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Einstein: Bastards, I burn so much gas in 3rd (shifts down)

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7,127 Reply by The Yell

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Time for Cameron to start speaking dressed as Guy Fawkes

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7,128 Reply by The Yell

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I'd call it the Common United Kingdom Cooperative Union - CUKCU

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7,129 Reply by The Yell

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nah he needs the cab, so he can lie down in the bunka nd watch "Duel"

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7,130 Reply by The Yell

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/me tries to remember being a senior

/me fails

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7,131 Reply by The Yell

(55 replies, posted in Politics)

nah, let's play chicken with the world economy!

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7,132 Reply by The Yell

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a clear repudiation of the Standing at the Back Stupidly Looking Stupid Party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

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7,133 Reply by The Yell

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not a fair comparison - you wern't stupid enough to build a city below sea levelgaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh==


/me is hauled away by the PC police

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7,134 Reply by The Yell

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yes

it is true sad

us conservative types are hung

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7,135 Reply by The Yell

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is wrong

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7,136 Reply by The Yell

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posted something nicer than I was about to tongue

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7,137 Reply by The Yell

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Riots over a measly $190 billion

We could probably lend $1 trillion to the EU at 3% for 99 years. That would pay out $2.97 trillion by 2109. Then --soon as we ink the loan--we could sell the loan to China in return for the $900 billion in bonds they have. That would shrink the deficit by a few hundred billion, restore confidence to the EU, and get the Chicoms off our backs. Obama would be a hero.

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7,138 Reply by The Yell

(2,376 replies, posted in General)

Duke Ellington - wig wise

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7,139 Reply by The Yell

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

a series of 50 megaton blasts woudl do both

or hit it with an asteroid and the oil would be vaporized into plasma

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7,140 Reply by The Yell

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China will not collapse!

By decree of the Central Committee!!!!

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7,141 Reply by The Yell

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> The Empire Of Kane wrote:

> All i have to say is, there is a reason we are called GREAT Britain.<<

same reason you're known as Perfidious Albion

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7,142 Reply by The Yell

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fine, then fire phosphorus under the parachuting foe so his air-rescue teams can make pickup

better make it willy pete, that makes smoke longer

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7,143 Reply by The Yell

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what's wrong with an oil spill? it wears off after a decade or so, everybodys a crybaby

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7,144 Reply by The Yell

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We should buy 1 billion Euro, set the exchange rate to $15,000 : 1 euro, pay off our national debt with 1 billion euro, and then switch back to $0.90 : 1 euro

it worked for Hitler

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7,145 Reply by The Yell

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Einstein's Big Ben, that there's Rubber Duck,
He's about to put the hammer down

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7,146 Reply by The Yell

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Did a ska cover of the song

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7,147 Reply by The Yell

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ethanol, from kelp, pisses everybody off

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7,148 Reply by The Yell

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1000 rounds a year? you got 30 rounds to a magazine, that's 34 clips I got friends who shoot more than that at rabbitson on a long weekend


I read teh FM, the fire team (rifle) lays down SUPPRESSIVE FIRE so the grenadier neutralizes the target and in case of multiple or special weapons targets the platoon mortar and heavy weapons team comes into play, or the transport with its MG or cannon

the joe who can bust skulls at 600m is a specialist

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7,149 Reply by The Yell

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we'd still want plastics

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7,150 Reply by The Yell

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the law of medicine is about making medicine work better

the law of commerce is about making commerce work better

but the law of war is about making war so unrewarding that we abandon it

V Kemp the US forces in WW2 had a good grip on rewarding licit war and punishing illicit war; but they are today reviled because they made war effective.  We have to punish our own guys and that's that...if we lose that just shows the other kids are mean and we are better and can ice down our black eyes knowing Mommy and Jesus love us.   Or something.

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