some poofy former Home Secretary was quoted as saying "There's no more thankless job in the world than Prime Minister"

I can think fo about 9500 guys in Afghanistan who'd argue the point

BUT my indebtedness on the land has a limit, and the value of the land does not.  So when I borrow 90% of the land value and then some rich guys keep buying land, the debt is worth only 80% of the land.

I have 10% equity to realize.

Not because of what I did.

Because rich guys keep buying land.

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All cruelty is deliberate and intentional, that is what makes it cruel

unthinking hardship and strife is just Life kicking your ass as usual and is no more cruel than having to pee daily

After a Sigma-Six review of Hell (in-house ofc) Satan opened a storefront boutique on K Street.

Senator Schumer called for an appointment and was ushered into the tabernacle.

"Hello Mephistoles" said Schumer.  "I got a soul to cash in"

"certainly senator" simpered the devil "How might we serve you?"

"I want every democrat to win every election forever"
"hmm well that ties right in with the Plan, sure"

"I want to commune with Ted Kennedy through black magic"
"why not? not a common bargain in America, the lines should be free"

"I want the federal debt to vanish and I want credit for it" 
"Hrm. Limitless wealth and fame and fortune, ok I got forms for that"

"I want to live forever"
"that we cannot do"

Schumer argued and threatened to walk but finally the demon said "Well for a man of your caliber I guess we can make a unique exception. Prick your finger and sign."

Schumer signed in blood and walked out jauntily, was hit by a bus and went to Hell.

"What the here" he wailed to the Devil.  "I demanded immortality and wealth and fame and free long distance for my soul and I got none of it!"

the Devil laughed for hours and howled "I had you at "hello"!"

The teacher called on the students to give their reports.  Timmy stood up and said, "I drew a Democrat raping America." 

"Very good Timmy" said the teacher.  "And Susie?"

"I drew a Democrat refusing to win wars" said Susie.

"Very good Susie" said the teacher "And Bill?"

"I didn't do any work" said Bill. "I was celebrating my 18th birthday last night by getting totally drunk and I'm hungover as shit."

"Me too" said the teacher " but being a democrat, I'll grade on a curve"

Obama wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

A rich man who invests in land, drives up the price of land, enriching all who own land, and employing those who sell land and that which taxes land.

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In February 2009 we printed a trillion dollars to monetize our own debt

In May 2010 we're printing a trillion dollars to subsidize Greece's debt

shit why not print enough to give Uganda the GDP of Japan

I don't think I'm the insane American in this scenario

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1. I guess this really does belong in Politics because of wild subject changes

2. I don't think you can patent a process. I think objects get a patent, all text including computer programs are copyrighted. And that is just government certification of proprietary interest which is inherent to intellectual property and enforceable without government certification, although at great risk since a court of first impression deals with issues of fact that are not challenged on review--so if the trial judge finds binky smith is the true creator of Chris Balsz Brand Balsz Nuggets, I cannot appeal arguing "nuh-uh"
3. -I- am having fun and I hope AA will make 6 or 7 threads so we can have an elimination game of his joke threads.
5 the fourth comment shall be labelled "5".