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(23 replies, posted in Politics)

Um, government had NOTHING to do with the rise of phone companies in USA.  quite the opposite.

7,052

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has Jaga as his Microsoft Assistant

7,053

(145 replies, posted in General)

Republican Convention Schedule

Minneapolis, MN

4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education

7,054

(36 replies, posted in General)

In town for one night, met the same day, getting it on for kicks, yeah that's 1:1 odds of having her bring a toddler to my job to bawl me out

Plus I would go to Hell

And spend eternity with the sort of lefty I can't even stand for a blog post

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(36 replies, posted in General)

why bother?  that's what stopped me

if I don't care about her then it isn't fun.

and since being a family law legal assistant/ paralegal I conclude the probability the bitch will turn psycho if impregnated is directly proportionate to the ease with which she got on her back for you

I know a guy who has 9 years of court hearings becuase he had a 1 night stand and got a daughter out of it.

7,056

(36 replies, posted in General)

so say we all!

7,057

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

owns the film rights to "Indiana Jones and the Secrets of GDI"

7,058

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should bring a transducer

7,059

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

if only there was some global free research resource we could tap into to answer things like that

7,060

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should help me find it

7,061

(36 replies, posted in General)

We could never get enough continuity to do Mechwarrior campaigns.  We simulated career but it ended when we killed Scott's character with a head shot.  It was one of those things that happen in battle...if everybody tries an aimed head shot for six turns.

"HOW THE FRAK DO  YOU KNOW MY MECH IS THE COMMANDER? HOW THE FRAK COULD YOU KNOW THAT? TELL ME THAT'S LEGITIMATE CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE!"

"he gave himself away"

"HOW??!!!"

"hand signals"

"FRAK YOU ALL"

7,062

(69 replies, posted in General)

George Orwell said everything was political, even the declaration that you are apolitical, is a political statement.

7,063

(55 replies, posted in Politics)

California state workers can get that deal sooner based on the total number of days worked.  So they earn a fat paycheck, they work overtime and get time and a half, and qualify for their pension ten years early--at their last annual earnings, so they bust out the overtime in that last year.  Then they get a pension and get another job too.  In fact the state government has a job classification just for rehiring pensioned state employees.

California has a $20 billion / year debt.

7,064

(55 replies, posted in Politics)

US website linked to that Daily Mail story with the hyperlink: "Germans feel humiliated, financially exploited. What could go wrong?"

7,065

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

um does that 35% include people turned away?

7,066

(69 replies, posted in General)

>>Mikhail Gorbachev would have probably said something witty back but he was probably busy trying to get the USSR and Political Openness (perestroika) to work in the middle of what was probably the worst economic crash in history thanks to Kruschev and his idiot penis-measuring competition with Nixon.<<

Oh, were they having an economic crash in 1985? Nobody else was.

When I say Nobody Else I include Cuba and China.

Maybe he should have collapsed the USSR early, and enjoyed the standard of living enjoyed by Luxembourg? Ya think?

7,067

(41 replies, posted in Community)

u owe me a new keyboard

7,068

(55 replies, posted in Politics)

yup! it's foolproof!!

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(36 replies, posted in General)

cop friend of mine had one like that, a Flea with 20 small pulse lasers, and double heat sinks and MASC, could run 12 and fire without negative modifier--and you had a -2 to track him, and if half his lasers hit, you had to roll against a fall with a 1/6 chance of failing.  And the rules say "if you move X hexes, tracking modifiers kick in for opponents" even if its in a circle.  Guess what he loved to do

our host had a modded Atlas with a hatchet.  and jump jets

worst of all is the Solaris VII arena game set, because that is closer to the video games than anything.  Every weapon has a reload rate.  Except MGs.

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(36 replies, posted in General)

while I am a 35 year old virgin, who wears a pocket protector, button down collars, a Hindenburg crew cut, played tuba for my PE credits in high school, and once spent 2 hours expounding on the nonsensical political landscape of ST: Voyager, I...um.

Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz
by Claudine Zap
24 hours ago

           1,425 Votes
Don't be alarmed. High above your heads, a zombie satellite is on the loose. OK, actually, it won't really be a bother to us earthlings. Or at least to most of us. (More on that later.) But the rogue communications satellite is wreaking havoc in Earth's orbit and does threaten to interfere with signals coming from other satellites. Here's the backstory...

The communications satellite named Galaxy 15 lost contact with ground control after a solar flare probably fried its brain. As a story from the Christian Science Monitor reports, attempts from Earth to contact the satellite have been unsuccessful. But instead of just dying and drifting off, the satellite has continued to orbit the Earth, even though it refuses to receive instructions from its owner, Intelsat.

For the science nerds out there: The satellite is still on, with its "C-band telecommunications payload still functioning even as it has left its assigned orbital slot of 133 degrees west longitude 36,000 kilometers over the equator." Translation: Not good.

What's confounding scientists is that even though the satellite is toast, it continues to operate at full power, but with nobody telling it what to do. Why on earth we should care: The "zombiesat" (as its known in space talk) could steal a working sat signal, and interrupt programming for its customers. Yes, that means our television programs. The horror. As the blog Boing Boing points out, Galaxy 15 was one of the satellites that carried the Syfy channel's signal. And now it's met an end good enough to be its own Syfy show.

The Galaxy 15 is on course to mess with an SES satellite that transmits to Luxembourg. If it's any consolation to the good people of Luxembourg, officials are calling the situation "unprecedented."

The undead satellite has caused searches for "galaxy 15 satellite" to rise an astronomical 10,300% in the last week. Searches were also out of this world for "nasa satellite imagery," "satellite photo," and "nasa satellites." It's also caused people to wonder "how many satellites are in space." Not enough to bump into each other. Yet.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1

7,072

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

and now for the pomp and ceremony of a change of government

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8aKKF1-f-A

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(69 replies, posted in General)

Those who would trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state have told us they have a utopian solution of peace without victory. They call their policy "accommodation." And they say if we'll only avoid any direct confrontation with the enemy, he'll forget his evil ways and learn to love us. All who oppose them are indicted as warmongers. They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer

7,074

(55 replies, posted in Politics)

German anger at the 750billion Euro Greek bailout is swelling as world markets slid after initial excitement at the bailout fizzled.

The headline on the front page of Germany's biggest newspaper, Bild, summed up the national mood, declaring: 'We are once again the schmucks of Europe!'

Meanwhile world stocks and the Euro dropped sharply today as the massive relief rally triggered by the plan to contain Europe's debt crisis fizzled out.

In Europe, the FTSE 100 index of leading British shares was down 107.88 points, or 2 per cent, at 5,279.54 while Germany's DAX fell 52.95 points, or 0.9 per cent, to 5,964.96.

The CAC-40 in France was 72.23 points, or 1.9 per cent, lower at 3,648.06.

A German stockbroker in Frankfurt puts a hand to his head as he watches the computer screens today. The German stock market slipped today amid German anger and fears over the European bailout

Meanwhile on Wall Street, the Dow Jones industrial average was down 99.46 points, or 0.9 per cent, at 10,685.68 soon after the open while the broader Standard & Poor's 500 index fell 12.02 points, or 1 per cent, to 1,147.71.
All the world's major indexes enjoyed one of their best days in months yesterday after the European Union unveiled the massive 750billion Euro financial support package to defend the euro and prevent the debt crisis that started in Greece from spreading to other big debtor countries like Portugal and Spain.

'Markets are giving up a portion of yesterday's sharp gains as some of the bailout-fuelled euphoria in Europe has died away,' said David Jones, chief market strategist at IG Index.

Though the package has helped ease near-term concerns about a wave of defaults across Europe, concerns about the solvency of the indebted countries remain - whether governments, which are still running sky-high deficits, will be able to push through massive austerity measures for years to come.


'Unless measures are taken to deal with the underlying structural problems affecting the most indebted of eurozone nations, then the bailout package merely kicks the can down the road,' said Michael Hewson, analyst at CMC Markets.

In Germany, the uncertainties were having a far more immediate effect.

Hard-pressed taxpayers - led by a flailing coalition government that could be the template for one soon to be assembled in the UK - are being asked for more sacrifices to save a currency they never wanted at a time when the country has record postwar debt.

Britain's bill for the bailout varies between

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(69 replies, posted in General)

It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.  -Calvin Coolidge