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haha

DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Jesus H. Christ, Private Pyle, why is your wifi not password protected?
PYLE: Sir, I don't know sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: If it werent' for dickheads like you, there'd be no theivery in this world, would there?
PYLE: Sir No Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Well let's just see what we got in there!...HOLY JESUS. WHAT IS THAT? WTF IS THAT?  Is that a mp4 of Ironman 2?
PYLE: Sir Yes Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Are you allowed mp4s of unreleased cinema, Private Pyle?
PYLE: Sir No Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: And why not, Private Pyle?
PYLE: Sir, the copyright holder seeks to maximize returns by controlling release dates
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Pyle!
DEUTSHCE POLIZEI: I have tried to teach Private Pyle internet hygiene but I have failed.  I have failed because YOU PEOPLE have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation.  So from now on, when he surfs irresponsibly, I will not punish him.  I will punish YOU. And the way I see it, ISPs, you owe me for one suckass sequel! GET DOWN!...PAY OUT!!

oh, like how are they gonna know? Have guys in overcoats cruising up and down the street, testing for wi-fi, and write down your name in a little black book for a knock on the door after supper?

Oh wait, it IS the krauts

u should have it in Los Angeles

build support for the sport in the USAaaahahahhahaa

cough

sorry couldn't keep it up even for 2 mins

I just want another 100k Mexicans to riot in california under THEIR flag, would be very useful to us Right Wingers

good thing theres no such thing as anthropomorphic global warming, or moving millions of people around  the world to stadiums to scream for hours at a soccer game would probably add to it

HAHAHAHAAAA I WISH it would look that good when they're through with it

since I found Order of the Stick online I don't have time for TV

swings his bling to Appalachian Spring

Why would I unwind from the stress of my job with a show about pussies abused by idiots

dude take the job X(

and where the hell are you for $300 for 30 days?

http://www.thefoxnation.com/entertainment/2010/05/13/video-ll-cool-j-manhandles-view-gals

LL Cool J goes on an all girl talk show to promote his fitness book

a skinny blonde challenges him to curl her body weight and he says he can

so he lifts her up and does bicep curls and she gets all redfaced squealy and falls into her chair, and then her older friends demands he try her bodyweight, and he does, and she gets all redfaced squealy and cant walk, and then the fat girl demands a ride and she nearly faints