Spain could probably get by with the American Real Value system

"ass, grass or cash"

3 reasons "futbol" never succeeds in the USA

1.  YOU DON"T WIN. You end games in a tie and then argue who had the moral force.  In American sports, if you "dominate the ball without scoring" often enough, you have a 0-44 season.

2.  You don't take territory.  Most of our other sports, 5 mins of ballhandling either produces a goal attempt or a forced turnover or a small gain of a base or 10 yards.  In soccer a nine-minute drive might end with a goal shot, and it might signal another 5 minutes of passing.

3. Latin American fans are nucking futs, and who wants to party with those loons? You don't, you never invite them to your World Cup finals.

Our World Cup team has got to be eliminated, or Americans might forget these points and start rooting for adult soccer.  Look at Imperial, he's arguing the merits of a tie.  He didn't learn that in the Corps! Do, or do not! there is no "try"!

Pelosi will probably call him on the carpet

"Listen dumbass I have 2 police guards precisely so -I- don't break a nail on the hoi polloi--go thou and do likewise"

they could always hold gibraltar for ransom

guess its too bad 11 Yanks were there at all to spoil your victory

btw this si why a win is better than a tie

maybe you didnt hate communism enough

don't hate the game, hate the playa!

World Cup organiser mulls vuvuzela ban
(AFP)

take the RightWing Extremist Oath

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

tried to import rabbits to Australia

Both.  The government orders you to choose a racial identity from a list, "decline to state" or "Other" is not an option.  The results for your area are published and then become a basis for arguing "underrepresentation" of minorities in housing, loans, employment, political office, advertising, television programming, graduation rates, acquittals, etc etc etc.  This in a country that supposedly guarantees equal treatment withotu regard for race.

Also the Obama Administration is not doing a good job organizing this census. Census workers are being hired and fired and rehired after a week, and each rehire counts as a "job created".  Obama brought in a leftist activist group, ACORN, to help go door to door.  This group was nailed for hadning in fake signatures for voter registration drives.  Also Obama wants tighter control of reporting the census results.  The census is the basis for drawing our congressional districts and awarding electoral votes.

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