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Steve Jobs to Angry iPhone 4 User: "Calm down." "Relax, it's just a phone."
A BGR reader wrote an angry email to an engineer and Steve Jobs about the iPhone 4's antenna problem. Surprisingly, Jobs replied. And even while countless tests show voice and data problems, Jobs dismisses it all as "rumors". Updated

The angry email exchange comes after Apple acknowledged the problem publicly but sent guidelines to Apple support telling them to deflect the issue. After experiencing those guidelines talking with Apple Care, the BGR reader sent this angry mail to the support engineer with copy to Steve Jobs:

Original mail:
[Apple engineer name redacted],

When we spoke, you would not tell me that there is a fix for this phone?

A friend just sent me this.

I assume there is no fix then. If this is legit, I have lost all respect for apple and just want to go back to Verizon and get a nice Android phone. And don't tell me they have the same issues, all our co-workers with Androids are just mocking us right now

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good for you!

I still say "pr0n" only now I don't feel bad mocking a guy down on his luck tongue

pr0n

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(2 replies, posted in General)

I found this trying to find John Cleese as Margaret Thatcher

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Maggie_Thatcher

"Mrs. Thatcher has been a big fan of the Special Air Service since they did their publically acclaimed concert at the Iranian embassy in London in 1980. She now plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online with the moniker Warlord_Thatchah_1337. "

lol

any other entries to recommend?

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(31 replies, posted in Politics)

what's right is right

"a broke clock is right twice a day"

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(31 replies, posted in Politics)

makes sense to me

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(21 replies, posted in Politics)

tongue

a ponzi scheme is named after Charles Ponzi.  He actaully meant it to be honest.   Some deal with Italian postage stamps.  Anyway he couldn't get enough money to pay people back by selling the actual stamps; he had to pay off his investors with the money given by new recruits.  Eventually he couldnt' recruit enough investors and the payments stopped, and he was arrested for fraud.

Any swindle where the mastermind plans on paying the first investors with funds from later victims, and eventually running out on everybody, is called a Ponzi scheme.

My joke is that i announce its a ponzi scheme but ask people to invest anyhow, because they'll be paid by later victims.  If you put money early into a Ponzi scheme you can double your money.  Most people turn around and dump all their earnings back in, so they get totally suckered.  My scam --er my joke-- is to use people's greed and corruption against them by pretending they are smart enough to get away with it.

It would probably work, if I had some special angle to work.   Charles Ponzi was an Italian immigrant who sought investors from Italian  Americans.  If I had Americans in some foriegn city or some other special bond to abuse, it could work out.  Maybe former fmods...hmm...

"We could do it, we can get the money, it's no problem. But, it would be wrong"  - Richard Milhaus Nixon

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I hear Argentine and German players wanted to bury the hatchet and march into the stadium together, but their coaches prevented it.   They said goosestepping was too hard on the knees.

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OK he comes from a very small, unchanging region.

He is a stalwart to his party.

It is cheaper to keep him in place, where he does no damage, than risk trying to unseat him and gamble on his replacement.

His image as a "repentant white supremacist bigot" gave the Democrats cover for their racialist, "balkanized" race policy.  He would come out and ask Republicans to stop being bigots and accept race-based politics.

that clear enough?

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"""Think you need expensive MBAs to rise to the top of one of the world's biggest businesses? Don't tell Starbucks CIO Stephen Gillett.

The gateway to success can take many forms.

Gillett does actually have an MBA (from San Francisco State, as it happens), but according to a report in Forbes, one expert credits Gillett's time as a guild leader in leading massively-multiplayer online game World of Warcraft for his "meteoric rise."

According to Gillett's former boss John Hagel III, speaking at a leadership conference, successful guild leaders need "a high degree of influence...you have to be able to influence and persuade people--not order them to do things. Ordering people in most of these guilds doesn't get you far."

Aside from their leadership skills, Warcraft enthusiasts, Hagel told Forbes, "conduct extensive after-action reviews of their performances as well as that of the leader." They'll also "customize their own game interfaces to offer statistics and rate performance in areas they consider critical to their strategy" -- all key skills for any management professional, as our friendly office MBA tells us.

How strongly does Gillett believe in the ties between Warcraft and business? Strong enough to warrant a blog dedicated to the subject, run by the CIO himself. And it doesn't take long to see how running a guild and running a business are, in some ways, one and the same.

"What makes a community successful, makes a guild successful," Gillett writes. "If a guildie [sic] loyalty resides in any one individual in the guild, then you have future stress fractures waiting to happen. The goal is to have the loyalty reside with the guild and not specifically to any one person in it." Amen to that.

So there you have it, kids: next time your parents say you're playing too many games, tell them you're not blowing off your homework, you're honing your management skills. Good luck with that.  ""

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/fortune-500-cio-learned-everything-from-world-of-warcraft/1403849

his blog
http://theguildcio.blogspot.com/

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agrees that my avatar looks like a painted thumb

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our inner city youth should be caught before they are hardened violent offenders and taught white-collar crime, then encouraged to move overseas with a false passport and curriculum vitae

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I appreciate your thread east

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Which one? My explanation of byrd or my open-ponzi brochure?

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(11 replies, posted in Community)

/vuvuzelas

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hums "Nobody Does It Better" to the mirror

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>>No!  I'm utterly immune to random spam!  I have a sixth sense that allows me to preemptively identify spammers and ignore their comments before even re-aww, shit!<<

ROBERT BYRD MEMORIAL ASSURANCE PLUS SPAM INSURANCE

motivated by the same fierce drive for unlimited payola as our late lamented statesman, ROBERT BYRD MEMORIAL ASSURANCE PLUS SPAM INSURANCE generates regular income for you and your family without regard for actual funds available!

HOW DOES IT WORK?

ROBERT BYRD MEMORIAL ASSURANCE PLUS SPAM INSURANCE is a subscription-supported annuity.  No funds are risked on investments; instead every penny is dedicated to suscriber dividends, payroll, accounting, profit and overhead.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PONZI SCHEME.

It is.

WTF?

That's the ASSURANCE PLUS of the ROBERT BYRD MEMORIAL ASSURANCE PLUS SPAM INSURANCE.  Only 100,000 policies will be issued and your policy number will be IN REVERSE ORDER.  You'll know exactly how many suckers are ahead of you for the payoff-- and the sooner you buy in, the more you get out before we take it all to Costa Rica!

THAT SOUNDS GREAT! HOW DO I APPLY?

Just--AAAA JANET RENO

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How is it possible that a politician with such a record gets so many political power? And more over, how can it be that a party that openly condemns racism closes there eyes for his most infamous racist quotes?<<

West Virginia is a quiet, unchanging backwater that gets the same 2 senators as NY and CA.  Byrd only came up for re-election every six years.

He chose the branch of govt that rewards people for time served and for party loyalty.  He never tried to shove into the top positions or destroy the party.  He voted whatever the party called for at the time, except for serving West Virginia economic interests like coal, and he just wanted lots and lots of money for roads and federal buildings and dams and other govt projects.  Everybody knows West Virginia is too poor to do it on its own, so it has the aspect of national greatness: LBJ putting through electricity to the boondocks, etc.

when you have 32 other elections to worry about and finance, why derail a safe one?

plus: the democratic party is not against racism.  It is against white supremacy, and he atoned by backing quotas when called on.  in that arena his KKK membership HELPED: "Look Republicans oppose this, -I- say I no longer agree with them. "  lying , because color blind isn't white supremacy.

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sounds like you need Robert Byrd Memorial Assurance Plus spam insurance!

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Yes there is--Americans!!

I just stole 30 seconds of your life

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(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Yells "boop boop be doop" at work

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(37 replies, posted in Politics)

When did you start appealing for consistency?

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happy birthday

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the moderators are here to moderate the forum, so that the forum better serves the community.<<

this is your constant mistake. The fmod team is there to enforce authority upon you. It serves Authority not the community, so your regular appeals to Liberty, Fraternity and Equality totally fail.  As does your demand for a dialectical proof of the Justice behind the power of authority over the community.  It is the Community who serves Authority for the betterment of Authority. This is the truth behind all commercial websites.

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> Commander Christ wrote:

> When professionals play the Vuvuzela:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkhJKAkau2A<<


It really doesn't take that much skill.  It's basically a plastic bugle.  Tongue and lipwork, gents.

since its plastic you could manufacture them with one of these already in it

http://www.usregulationbugle.com/bugle/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=8

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i had to go in today for a cold, I made an appt a week ago and this was the first slot I could get

when I signed in to the county facility I had to give a proof of residency in this county and proof of income

they figure with my gross of $2800/month I would pay 100% of all charges.  "you know this is gonna be more than the $50 copay?" the nurse asked "well they didn't tell me how much"  so she looked nervous.  I figued wth if it was under $700 it was cheaper than going to the ER

I told them I had recurrent sore throat and fever, pain in abdomen, fatigue and now intense night sweats

they said I should definitely get a TB skin test

they would start me on antibiotics...then she said they could do a throat culture to find out what's wrong with my throat...then she stopped and said I could skip that and save me some money, and only do it if antibiotics didn't kill my symptoms.  greaaatttt

so I go up front and they figure my bill, at 100% of treatment, was ... $121.  I was told $50 and they'd see if I qualified but I guess I don't.

My antibiotics were $14.95 at RiteAid.

So for a 1 week wait I paid $135 for treating a 2 month infection of some sort.  We'll see if I have TB...

this is the "horror" of not having insurance in America.  Il Duce, deliver your people! O FATHER TO US ALL! /genuflect weeping