how can you figure psi in metric? and if you don't know that then you got flat tires and burst pipes and you can't make homemade explosives

The die is cast, all is lost. Even Jogi Loew's smelly blue cardigan can't save his team now.

Paul the octopus has chosen Spain as the victor over Germany in Wednesday's World Cup semifinal match.

The only glimmer of hope is that Paul's last incorrect prediction came on the eve of the Euro 2008 final, when he chose Germany to beat Spain (Spain won 1-0). Although there are no experts on psychic mollusks around to comment on whether or not Paul's incorrect predictions have to be cosmically balanced out according to some mystic cephalopod ESP force, it can safely be said that, yes, Germany has some reason to hope.

If, however, things go pear-shaped for Loew's wunderteam Wednesday, angry German fans feeling scorned by Paul after he earned their good graces may want to take some of the recipe advice offered from more than one Argentine cook. As the Telegraph explains:

Following the quarter-final prediction where Paul correctly guessed Argentina would lose to Germany the Argentineans threatened to kill the octopus and put it in a paella.

The newspaper El Dia gave this recipe for anyone daring to capture Paul: "All you need is four normal potatoes, olive oil for taste and a little pepper."

Or his handlers at the Aquarium Sea Life in Oberhausen could just, you know, free Paul from captivity instead of sticking glass boxes in his tank every other day expecting an octopus to somehow correctly guess football results.

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Paul-the-octopus-picks-Spain-over-Germany?urn=sow,253940

idiot, this octopus cannot be allowed to breed outside captivity! Would you condemn a future mankind to suffer the rule of the Kraken?

Put a sock in it Leo! Mick Jagger's just can't cope with DiCaprio's vuvuzela
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:50 AM on 6th July 2010
When you've played some of the biggest, and loudest, gigs in the world it might be thought you could cope with a bit of horn playing.
Not when you are Mick Jagger. And particularly not when the horn in question is the notorious South African vuvuzela, even if it is being blown by Leonardo DiCaprio.

The stars were in Cape Town to watch the World Cup quarter final between Germany and Argentina when we captured this hilarious set of pictures.

Game on:  Leonardo DiCpario shows his enthusiasm during the Germany-Argentina match as Sir Mick Jagger takes photos

Sitting directly behind the Rolling Stone legend, Leonardo and his Mick's son Lucas appeared to be really enjoying the game.

At one point, Leonardo stood and gave a particularly loud toot on his red vuvuzela.
Mick did not look impressed and stared straight ahead with a furious expression and at one stage put a hand over his ear to shield the noise.
Proud of his German heritage, in 2008 Leonardo told German paper BILD: 'Germany will always be my second home.'
His mother emigrated to the US but gave her son the middle name 'Wilhelm'. 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292357/World-Cup-2010-Mick-Jaggers-just-cope-Leonardo-DiCaprios-vuvuzela.html#ixzz0svVWW0GT

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sarcasm rules this land

dont let them know you chat online with the Dutch

security risk

makes sense, they can get him sex with calamari

hmm, it does sound better in mm

HAH I WOULD be humble if all my wrenches didn't fit anymore

our fathers cha-a-ained in pri-i-isons dark
were light of heart and co-on-nscience free

usa will go metric before argentina learns humility

insted of arguing online about how you'd win the worlds cup go to argentina and coach their team

they got a vacancy

you could be paying for NHS for 300 million Yanks