Youtube runs smooth for you?  Curse our American internet

ok ok ok here it is ok PAUL THE SQUID ok so the squid is making calls for the games and being a jackass and not even questioning how it has its powers and the phone rings and its the mob and the mob tells the squid to throw the Superbowl* or they'll break its knees so the squid goes for the wrong team. But the wrong team wins! So now the squid is on the run from the mob and it has to find out how come the wrong team won. so it teams up with a single mom played by Rosie Perez** with a sassy kid and she helps it run from the mob.  And along the way the squid learns some humanity and it helps her remove the kids appendix when they're trapped by a storm with the help of a ouija board.  then the mob catches them and its like give up squid or we whack the kid in front of the mom or the mom in front of the kid or both in front of mirrors or whatever.  So the squid gives up and the mob*** throws it on a roof to die.  And its bakign in the hot sun and we see the hot sun and WHOA the sun is Liam Neeson and it tells him he always had the power to do good so he gets sent back**** with super speed and he can run on dry land and he can tote two shotguns and run at the same time and he kicks ass*****
then they show mom and the kid and the squid and they run a carwash as a happy family. Then there's a knock on the door and its ironman asking for help. BAM! credits

* polled better with test audience
** not fixed in concrete yet, anybody cheap but Lohan
*** i'm thinking Gary Sinise
**** the squid, not Liam Neeson
***** or slaps ass, or whatever they do,  beak it maybe
******

at least your govt says it has an excuse for letting them out

California was ordered to do it because we won't build prisons or rein in guard salaries

damn Spain's holding them

I heard they shuffled out into the parking lot in despair and just kept on walking

call it a Great Trek

thinks Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was a documentary

i hope the elevator wasn't on fire

the squid has spoken

Americans keep hearing that we spend more on medical care in the last six months of life than in the last twenty

this is meant to make us think of a selfish old wraith clinging bitterly to its husk

but I wonder.  If a 40 year old woman finds a lump in her breast she's gonna sow money like breadcrumbs to find out how to get rid of it and keep it gone.   if a kid suddenly has tunnel vision people are going to spend or borrow to find out why.  I suspect that people who just get potentially lethal illnesses are going to fight like hell because they don't know its their last six months, they just are afraid it could be.  There's another statistic I keep hearing, that "a third of all bankruptcies are caused by medical debt" (bogus in that nobody has to state a CAUSE for bankruptcy in the USA, just present the math....but I bet 1/3 have medical debt listed)

i don't think elder care is as big a drain as suggested

I don't think that has ever been stated or suggested.<<

I agree it was suggested by reporting the death toll FROM GUNS.