5,301

(12 replies, posted in General)

that's amazing!

5,302

(10 replies, posted in Community)

\o/

5,303

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is wrong!!!!!!

5,304

(5 replies, posted in General)

if it sings anything from Macross we gotta blow up Japan

5,305

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

studied kung fu

5,306

(13 replies, posted in General)

you mean  "they cracked down on multies as if the multies were mexican drug dealers, so I gave up my 6 different accounts"

or  "they cracked down on multies, so I informed on my 6 accounts like I do with mexican drug dealers"

or "they cracked down on multies, so I renounced my 6 accounts in the manner of mexican drug dealers"

or "they cracked down on multies by beheading and torturing violators in the manner of mexican drug dealers, so I fled"

or "they cracked down on multies, so I gave up my 6 accounts in the same way I renounced mexican drug dealers"

or what

5,307

(9 replies, posted in General)

fresh off inventing hexadecimal code


The Aromagraph!

we build a robot within a toolbox size chest of drawers, the tiny drawers are glass jars of various chemicals
the robot can siphon droplets of these chemicals and mix them in a deep tray.  The drawers will have serial #s in brief alphanumeric format.   

By punching in a sequence of serial numbers we will get a certain mix of chemicals.  Maybe we have a heating element under the tray and a water reservoir for mixing solutions.

The robot will be hooked up to a small computer that will be internet capable.

A person with a matching chest of chemicals in the exact order will be able to exchange "recipes" for  chemical compounds that will be mixed by the robot as soon as it is received.

Through this simple machine, it would be possible to tweet a fart around the world in a matter of minutes

5,308

(956 replies, posted in General)

yes my child, bye and bye
how many years will I live

1...

fudgeh

5,309

(50 replies, posted in General)

awesome

5,310

(956 replies, posted in General)

nay!

dpenguins

5,311

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will enjoy knowing I just downloaded a successful motion for summary judgment in bankruptcy court with an index that reads

"II.  THIS MOTION SHOULD BE GRANTED BASED EITHER ON THE ORIGINAL OR REPLACEMENT LOAN............16
     
      A. The complaint, which is based only on the replacement loan, is rubbish and Regal Bank knows it.....16
      B.  Regal's new theory is revisionist history and equally unsupported..............................................17

CONCLUSION.............................................................................................................................20"

5,312

(29 replies, posted in General)

Company is first to return spacecraft from orbit
By MARCIA DUNN, AP Aerospace Writer Marcia Dunn, Ap Aerospace Writer

5,313

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will get me jailed for unlawful practice of law yikes

5,314

(21 replies, posted in Ideas)

I say we wait for Gwenydd's, Travis' and Pain's kids to play and see how they like it as it is now, before we make rash cahnges

5,315

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will lose a $1.00 libel verdict to PS

5,316

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

was kicked out of surgery for brewing a cuppa with the autoclave

5,317

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

emerges from the sea floor and roars his name! yikes

heya EDN ltns

5,318

(74 replies, posted in Community)

strugglin away as a paralegal tongue

5,319

(74 replies, posted in Community)

Texas has the best job growth, you did good getting out of California!

I'm staying put, I earned the right to watch this mutha burn!!!

5,320

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

sued George Michael for stealing the phrase "everyone's favorite drug user"

5,321

(35 replies, posted in Roleplay)

War and Peace

which has the best description of male horniness ever written

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He half rose, meaning to go around to her, but the aunt handed him the snuffbox, passing it behind Ellen's back.  Ellen leaned forward to make room, and looked back with a smile.   She was, as always at evening parties, wearing a dress cut very low in front and in back, which was fashionable at the time.  Her bust, whcih had always seemed like marble to Pierre, was so close that his nearsighted eyes could not help perceiving the vital charm of her neck and shoulders, so near to his lips that he need only to have bent his head slightly to have touched them.  He was aware of the warmth of her body, the scent of her perfume, and heard the creak of her corset as she breathed.  Instead of the marble beauty constituting a whole with her dress, he saw and felt the complete allure of her body, concealed only by her garments.  And having once seen this, he could not see her otherwise, just as we cannot return to a delusion once it has been explained.

She looked back, gazing at him with her brilliant black eyes, and smiled.

"So you have never before noticed how beautiful I am?" she seemed to say.  "You haven't noticed that I am a woman?  Yes, I am a woman who may belong to anyone--even to you,"  her eyes said.

And at that moment, Pierre felt that Ellen not only could but must be his wife, that it could not be otherwise.  He knew it as surely as if he had been standing besider her at the altar.  How this would be and when he did not know;  he did not even know if it would be a good thing (actually he felt that for some reason it would be wrong) but he knew that it was to be.

5,322

(523 replies, posted in General)

yes let the dull knocks of Doom sound forth!

BONG
BONG
BONG
BONK
BANG
BANG
BANG

damn shut it off!

5,323

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will meet a girl in 2011 and forget about imperial conflict

5,324

(523 replies, posted in General)

SO!!!! You all prefer a country with 44C temperatures and a ban on alcohol, to the USA!

...


(shit they're onto us)


Or maybe its the security of Qatari justice, nobody can blow a vuvuzela with no hands and no head

5,325

(25 replies, posted in Politics)

as of 2005, the top 1% pay 39.35% of all INCOME taxes

we're more commie than Belgium.

Sheeyit.