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Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer," and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb," do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable.
Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "Partnership".
is a vegan
should know that's a load of balls
t-mobile has the best deal, 15 a month you get 3 gig usage, but they won't cut you off if you go over that, just cut down your speeds a little. make sure you check signal strength for where you're going to use it though as they can be a little flaky
Oooh finally someone knows who I am
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is the original Material Girl
likes the bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zPYHIHFqtg
is off her noodle
> Petrolstone wrote:
> Multiple languages is failure. The internet is letting us move forward with one world language. Everyone knows English is the language of the internet.
Misspelling on English here, should have been Engrish. Just ask melvin or anyone on 4chan ![]()
should know that he's going to lose another 6 minutes reading this
likes to tinker with his 'GINA
Any of the songs from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat"
delet0r!!!!!
should hurry up and build his pc
(and make me a sandwich)
Well imo whatever people want to do with their own bodies (and yes a foetus is part of that) is their business and nobody else's.
Well SD, you know the saying 'assume makes an ass out of u and me?' I don't fit the general demographic at all, I'm living just above the breadline. Only have internet access because I either leech it (yes I know it's wrong but I feel if they won't password it then it's their problem) or because I used it at my friends houses. Got this computer as a present from my dad, no way I could have afforded it on my own (where sometimes I struggle with electricity vs food). However, my personal circumstances aren't relevant to the main point I was trying to make which is that it's down to THEIR own personal circumstances. It's all very well to sit back on your high horse and say 'No, that's wrong' when you've never been in the same position as most of the people that are even considering abortion. I also don't believe that you can 'put yourself in the other persons shoes' for a decision of this magnitude. I wonder how many of your views on this subject would be altered if you were actually in the situation mentioned. And yes, I have been in this situation. I was prepared to stand by her decision, whatever it was. As it happened we kept our daughter (I'm not with her still, but am actively involved in my daughters life).
how about some other cases, such as when a rape victim falls pregnant as a result of the crime? is it fair to make her keep the baby, knowing full well that that child will always remind her of the horrific ordeal she went through? even further, if criminality is in any way genetic, is it fair to let that child live knowing that half it's genetic makeup is that of a rapists? how about if people are using birth control, of whatever form and it fails? these people obviously don't want children, are doing everything they can to prevent having children, but get caught out due to whatever failings of the preventative measures. can they not have the morning after pill, or if they felt secure in their preventatives, choose to have an abortion as they don't want a child at that point?
will you even follow this further, with the reasoning that sex should be for reproductive coupling and not for pleasurable purposes? will you ban people from using preventative measures, which is again THEIR personal choice to do so (or to not do so)?
is it fair to bring a child into a social situation where it will be unloved, uncared for, or unwanted? can any of you actually say that it is without being completely heartless?
how about the situation in china, where overpopulation and agricultural issues have meant they've had to institute laws preventing people from having more children? is it fair to bring a child into a situation where it will mean that themselves (and others) will starve?
ultimately the decision is one of personal choice, and rests with both parents. either decision (yes/no) carries risk, emotional considerations, economic considerations (yes it's crass to view human life in this way but it's a fact that it is), and a big level of commitment. neither decision should be taken lightly, and there should be more support for people facing this decision to help decide WHAT IS RIGHT FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY. There is no way you can make blanket regulations/guidelines on such a varied range of personal circumstances, and you shouldn't attempt to (something all of you have done). It also shouldn't be a 'snap decision' by the people involved, there should be a proper framework of support over a set timeframe to enable an educated, well thought out final decision.
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controls her hairwaves
should step into the ring
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