376

(7 replies, posted in Questions)

1. open up your butt hole
2. sit on a cactus
3. ????
4. profit

377

(11 replies, posted in Ideas)

pretty sure there was a discussion on morale return cap discussed for ages among the mods, dont know how that turned out though.

378

(141 replies, posted in Universal News)

tobi is a queer german!

379

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

Our war has ended, 62/67 alliance came out victorious in the ordeal due to their superior activity and having the IC LEGEND.

Thanks to 62/67 for giving us a good and fair war. also cheers to 66 for reinstating the nap with 62/67 to keep it fair.

380

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

hi twin

381

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

----------------
-   CAPTURES   -
----------------
126 planet(s) captured by eMOBSTERhotpocket (68 %) (1 retakes).
113 planet(s) captured by hoity (69 %) (70 retakes).
95 planet(s) captured by Secret Role (65 %) (68 retakes).
43 planet(s) captured by Serial Killer FF (84 %) (43 retakes).
37 planet(s) captured by Police Officer (88 %) (37 retakes).
11 planet(s) captured by Townie 2 (69 %) (11 retakes).
3 planet(s) captured by Godfather (30 %) (2 retakes).
-------------------
355 from #5067
70 from #5062
3 from #5071
-------------------
We overwhelmed the enemy 428 times. 3 families and 345 planet(s) involved.
We actually gained 177 planet(s) in total. Unfortunately they managed to retake 168.

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-   BLOW-UPS   -
----------------
64 enemy planet(s) blown up by Secret Role
16 enemy planet(s) blown up by eMOBSTERhotpocket
1 enemy planet(s) blown up by Serial Killer FF
1 enemy planet(s) blown up by Police Officer
1 enemy planet(s) blown up by hoity

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pretty full on this war XD

382

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

I did and talic did in different ways

383

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

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-   CAPTURES   -
----------------
88 planet(s) captured by eMOBSTERhotpocket (63 %).
66 planet(s) captured by hoity (61 %) (23 retakes).
16 planet(s) captured by Secret Role (32 %) (6 retakes).
4 planet(s) captured by Townie 2 (50 %) (4 retakes).
2 planet(s) captured by Godfather (50 %) (1 retakes).
-------------------
153 from #5067
22 from #5062
1 from #5071
-------------------
We overwhelmed the enemy 176 times. 3 families and 163 planet(s) involved.
We actually gained 121 planet(s) in total. Unfortunately they managed to retake 42.

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-   BLOW-UPS   -
----------------
17 enemy planet(s) blown up by Secret Role
13 enemy planet(s) blown up by eMOBSTERhotpocket
1 enemy planet(s) blown up by hoity

64 planet(s) from Doctor have been blown up.
2 planet(s) from Djik22 have been blown up.
1 planet(s) from CorruptPolitician have been blown up.


---------------
-   DEFEATS   -
---------------
123 planet(s) lost by Serial Killer FF
48 planet(s) lost by Doctor
42 planet(s) lost by eMOBSTERhotpocket
34 planet(s) lost by hoity
16 planet(s) lost by Secret Role
6 planet(s) lost by Vigilante
1 planet(s) lost by Godfather
1 planet(s) lost by Townie 2
1 planet(s) lost by Police Officer
-------------------
175 to #5067
97 to #5062
-------------------
We have been beaten 272 times. 2 families and 261 planets involved.
We actually lost 238 planet(s) in total. At least we were able to retake 23.



--------------------------------------
-   FAILED ATTACKS or FIGHTER RUNS   -
--------------------------------------
51 attacks without capture by eMOBSTERhotpocket.
42 attacks without capture by hoity.
34 attacks without capture by Secret Role.
4 attacks without capture by Townie 2.
2 attacks without capture by Godfather.
1 attacks without capture by Police Officer.
-------------------
134 failed attack(s) have been made in total.
This means a fail/success ratio of 76 %.

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-   SUCCESSFUL DEFENSE   -
--------------------------
46 failed attacks against Serial Killer FF (27 %).
29 failed attacks against eMOBSTERhotpocket (41 %).
26 failed attacks against Secret Role (62 %).
22 failed attacks against Doctor (31 %).
18 failed attacks against hoity (35 %).
3 failed attacks against CorruptPolitician (100 %).
2 failed attacks against Townie 2 (67 %).
1 failed attacks against Djik22 (100 %).
1 failed attacks against Police Officer (50 %).
-------------------
148 planet(s) defended in total.


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fake war is fake

384

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

> Tobes wrote:

> i dont understand only 1 person seemed to jump and thats parrot.....

the fam that was cancelled on out jumped there aggressor and doubled there fleet jump????

i am confused as to where 65/62s savings are.

that is incorrect

tick 1

talic was 32mil
i was 27mil

so talic actually jumped bigger overall nw

385

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

pretty sure firefox has been raided for 100ish planets just a few ticks ago so no idea what the 30 planets came from.

386

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

spam and oxygen, I hope you guys reconsider, this war is closer than you expected (not an out right rape of 71/80) so please let 62/67 to at least finish the war before cancellation, the advantage will be big enough anyway.

387

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

play neko to apply neko bonus

388

(27 replies, posted in Universal News)

i spared both kujjer and sols miserable lives to fight the robot army

389

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

the question is do you need anyone else in the fam? all other fam members just hold the legend down.

390

(69 replies, posted in Universal News)

2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(22) Gwynedd

(21) Flashy

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary

(11) Jets

(15) Elbe

(13) IC Death

391

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

its ok be sure to use Mizzle to clean your forums EM

392

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

I am impressed you managed to spell your name correctly!

393

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

regardless i recommend 62/67 start practicing their neko neko skills in case it comes in handy.

394

(309 replies, posted in Universal News)

nap has been cancelled on week 25 year 18, according to my calculation attacks may begin on week 22 year 19 (up to correction if wrong).

This war is personal, I am sick and tired of the IC Legend bullying me with dire threat resulting in half of our alliance going inactive, so rather than delaying the inevitable pillage from the IC legend we decided to let them get to our planets earlier so they could put them to good use and not leave them empty.

GL HF

[02:21] <@AA> in the end it doesnt really matter
[02:21] <&Parrot> dont need u anyway
[02:21] <@AA> they gonna kill us
[02:21] <&Parrot> yes
[02:21] <&Parrot> so get it over and done with
[02:21] <&Parrot> instead of waiting
[02:21] <@Generalskulls> ?
[02:21] <@Generalskulls> we loose?
[02:22] <@AA> most likely, yes
[02:22] <@AA> cuz of my family
[02:22] <&Parrot> we have 4 ppl who are inactive
[02:22] <&Parrot> so most likely
[02:22] <@Generalskulls> ahh
[02:22] <@Generalskulls> sad
[02:22] <@Generalskulls> sorry
[02:22] <@AA> its not you

395

(45 replies, posted in Universal News)

why is this thread so derpy

396

(430 replies, posted in Universal News)

do hoe hoe hoe hoe

397

(430 replies, posted in Universal News)

why all the hate ws??? what have I ever done to you.

duke duke duke duke

nuke nuke nuke nuke

399

(52 replies, posted in Universal News)

killing off ss and noobs is the biggest problem ic faces.

since all new players gets killed off unless they can be on irc and work with the family 100%.

400

(52 replies, posted in Universal News)

ephase is way too long

and tobi is gay