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(62 replies, posted in General)

"I would get a single shot accurate rifle with lots of ammo and just sit and pop off all the slow ass zombies and a hand gun for close quarters and a machete too"

There are 6.7 billion people in the world.  Hope you have lots of ammo!

327

(7 replies, posted in General)

"Dont know what happened to gary maybe a black guy stuck his dick in garys ass,maybe raped his sister [] his mother if any of these things happened to him there's still jo room for such nonsense."

Isn't this kind of racist of you?

328

(98 replies, posted in Universal News)

not you nolio X(

329

(64 replies, posted in Politics)

Father Communism:  You are raving mad

330

(29 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Walking out, defeated, Destroyyoutoo walked towards the regiment with General Torqez.  He gestured towards the Charot.  "You will be riding in there, with the others.  It is best at this time that you do not know where you are headed."

It was a peculiar thing really, with two large, wooden wheels holding up the carriage.  There were iron legs to support the front of the carriage when it was in motion, which of course, was powered by more slaves, ones that looked like what would now be workers on his farm.  A Charot could be used for transport or supplies, or, when needed, both.

A soldier opened up the door on the back of the Charot, and Destroyyoutoo climbed in, taking one last wistful look at his home for the last 12 years.  As he turned towards the inside, he noticed more people that looked like him, of the Kamba race.  They were tanned deeply, were very well developed physically for their age, which as far as he could tell was around his.

He made eye contact with the Kambaan furthest in the back, who's glare cut through him like a knife.  Not a very friendly bunch.  He sat near one that looked halfway social, hoping he would not be spurned.

"Oh, don't mind Undeath," he said in a hushed voice.  "He always has some bug under his skin, or whatever is his new reason for hating someone."  He gave a gentle smile.

"Oh..  Okay..," Destroyyoutoo responded.

"How terrible of myself not to introduce myself.  My name is evilsheep, but you can call mee Es for short.  Please to meet you."  He gave that infectious smile again, and Destroyyoutoo couldn't help but feel a little more calmed. 

Maybe this would work out after all.  He could see the world, albeit not like he wanted to, but how bad could it be?

"I am Destroyyoutoo, nice to meet you.  How do you know Undeath?"

Es glanced over at Undeath.  Oh, I've known the little bugger all my life.  I say known loosely, because we've never been frie... Oof!"  Everyone in the cart bounced high in the air.  Destroyyoutoo heard a scream and cursing from the soldiers, and then the cart bounced once more, not as bad this time.

"Stupid slaves," a Kamba muttered.

Destroyyoutoo's hopes were raised.  Perhaps he could be a war hero, and become rich and feared all throughout the land.  Perhaps he could go back to his mother with his fortune and all their financial troubles would be over.  And maybe, he had just made a friend to help get him through this.

331

(98 replies, posted in Universal News)

oh ok just wondering

332

(98 replies, posted in Universal News)

Erm, weren't you retiring?

333

(98 replies, posted in Universal News)

I am interested but I'd much rather do ICPG

334

(64 replies, posted in Politics)

Dollar signs go in front of numbers

Not 10$

But $10

335

(98 replies, posted in Universal News)

can we do Capri and SD at the same time?

336

(43 replies, posted in Drafting)

get a fam first tongue

337

(43 replies, posted in Drafting)

Torqez's fam is already going ftw, sorry sad

338

(29 replies, posted in Roleplay)

There was no way out.  There were at least 20 soldiers, four of them archers.  Even if he could outrun the soldiers he would certainly die from a barbed arrow.  It is rumored that the archers are the best in all of Jataan.

Destroyyoutoo looked at KT, who had by now passed out and was being carried inside by two soldiers.  He did not want to leave her, but knew he had no choice in the matter.  No matter which decision he made, he would have to leave his beloved mother.

Tears started filling his eyes.  But he could not cry in front of the general; he must show his strength.  But how could he?  What was he trying to prove?  He was a 12 year old child being torn away from his mother, possibly never to see again, and was probably going to die.

If was tears they wanted, he would refuse to give them to them.  "I will join and serve The Righteous," Destroyyoutoo said with a slight crack in his voice.  He cursed himself for it.

"Excellent," the general said with a smile.  "You will need no time to pack things, we will provide everything for you.  My name is General Torqez, and I will be in charge of your training.  You have little time to say goodbye to your family.  Go now."

Sprinting, Destroyyoutoo went into the house.  He wanted to spend as much time as possible with KT before he had to leave.

She laid in her bed, just waking up.  Destroyyoutoo sat next to her.  "My son....  What have you decided?" she gently whispered, quiet enough that Destroyyoutoo had to get closer to hear.  "I will join The Righteous, but only because I must.  I leave very soon."

KT started to whimper.  "They have murdered my husband..  Now they will kill my son..  You must promise me one thing.  Promise me you will come back.  You must not die; if you die, the family bloodline dies with you.  I will live every day anticipating your arrival.  Please don't disappoint me.."

Without General Torqez around, Destroyyoutoo was unabashed when he shed a tear.  "I promise KT.  I will be back.  You have my word."

KT was crying uncontrollably when he came in.  "Destroyyoutoo, it is time," General Torqez stated simply.

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(62 replies, posted in General)

I live on a farm.  I'd call a friend and tell him to gather my other non-zombie friends (hate to be discriminatory, but..), while I grab the tractor with the scraper on it.  I would dig a giant moat around my house and place the extra dirt on our side of the moat.  We have enough guns for a small country, so between all my friend and I we could hold off the zombies til the moat filled up.  Then we could slowly command and conquer the farms surrounding my house for space to grow food.  Also raiding nearby houses for food and stuffs.  Foolproof!  Unless zombies can swim.  Then there might be some issues.  Can zombies swim?

340

(5 replies, posted in Drafting)

omfg he is beyond persistant. gooooooo kirkle!

341

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

"The average incoming teacher earns around $30k"

What does an average college grad make?

342

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

The highest paid teacher in our district was like 60k.  Just checked and pay for private school is between 29k-75k.  So on average, its likely that private is paid more.  I don't have time to look now, but I can check tomorrow how accurate that is

343

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

"true, but i think first more money has to go to the training of GOOD teachers, and teaching methods."

Called college.

"private schools give their teachers much less money"

I'd really like to know where you get your statistics from hmm

344

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

lol?

If you offer more money for a certain job, more intelligent people would go to it.  I, for one, wanted to teach, glanced at the salary and laughed.

Also, teachers are severely underpaid.  Dunno why you think they get paid a lot.

345

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

Pay teachers more and you'll get better teachers at high schools.  Problem solved.

346

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

Ugh, Indiana.

hmm

sux0rs.  And drive on the not main roads, those are the ones that can do some damage

347

(308 replies, posted in Universal News)

*shrugs*

Lets just say, we had a lot of agents/wizzies.

348

(308 replies, posted in Universal News)

After our opping war '76 still doesn't have agents?

lolwtf

349

(29 replies, posted in Roleplay)

"I'm terribly sorry miss, but it is a situation that could not be avoided," the commander was saying to Destroyyoutoo's mother as he approached close enough to hear.  Destroyyoutoo's mother was crying uncontrollably and sprinted into his arms.  Knowing he would not be able to understand her anyways, Destroyyoutoo simply hugged his mother for comfort.  The general had a intimidating glare, with an impatient look that showed Destroyyoutoo and his mother, KT, were wasting his time.

"What is it you want?" Destroyyoutoo asked, a hint of anger in his voice.

"Son, you have been chosen to serve with the most noble and skilled division in our army.  It is a great honor, and you should be very proud."

"Murderers!" KT choked out between sobs.  "You killed my husband, and now you are coming to kill my son!"

Destroyyoutoo was suddenly filled with hatred, and started to move towards the general.  The two soldiers closest to him unsheathed their swords, and Destroyyoutoo stopped in his tracks.  He had never known what happened to his father; his mother only described it as a tragedy when he probed her about it.

The general remained calm as ever.  "We did not kill him, he just simply...  Failed our selection process.  A travesty, no doubt, but a necessity when serving for a unit as prestigious as ours.  We have higher hopes for Destroyyoutoo."

Destroyyoutoo stiffened at the sound of his name.  "I will not leave.  I must stay here and help mother with the farm.  She will starve without me to assist her."

"We have already arranged that."  The general gestured towards a wagon, where five people shackled together proceeded to exit.  Only one looked like Destroyyoutoo, the others looked nothing like he had ever seen.  He wondered where they came from.  The general continued, "We have procured slaves to help your mother.  Any disobedience, and authorization is given to kill them in whatever way necessary to provide an example to the others."

The prisoners kept their heads down and said nothing, as they were lead towards the house.

Destroyyoutoo shifted uneasily; KT's sobbed echoed in the silence.  "And...  If I refuse to come, what becomes of me?"

The general pointed directly at the prisoner of the same race of Destroyyoutoo.

"Then your fate will be the same as his; condemned to a life of servitude.  You will help us in one way or another Destroyyoutoo.  The choice is yours."

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(359 replies, posted in General)

Lynch Undeath

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