2,826

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

*looks at Angel*

2,827

(280 replies, posted in General)

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"Help! Please, this is Amok! Officer I'm being attacked! Please save me!"

Elrohir sat at his desk listening to Amok's so called frantic phone call. He didn't move a muscle to leave the station. Instead he chewed another donut and continued to watch his I am legend DVD.

"You know, you're really cutting into my movie time. Is there something I can help you with?"

"What the hell? What kind of policeman are you? I'm being attacked! I'm dying man! HELP!"

"Amok...I know that you're mafia. I have proof. So if you're being attacked, then good riddens. Saves us the trouble of having you lynched tommorow. We'll get another one of your buddies."

"What the hell? Listen! Don't! Ok look look, I don't want to die. Especially after what happened to oxygen yesterday. I'll..I'll..I'll turn myself in. I'll go to jail, I'll do whatever it takes. I just don't want this life. It's not what I thought it would be. Please."

Elrohir thought to himself for a moment and sighed. He picked up another donut and grabbed his keys from his desk.

"Meet me in front of the gas station on 20th street in 15 minutes. Go alone. Any tricks and I swear I'll shoot you on the spot."

"Yes..yes I got it. I'll be there."

Elrohir left a note for his partner and headed out of the door. As soon as he stepped outside he took a bullet straight to the head. Between the eyes. the donut rolled down the stairs. His keys flew into the bushes. Elrohir lie dead in a pool of his blood. The Mafia sniper went down the side of the adjacent building and drove off.




Amok went to the gas station as promised. He wore a large coat and had his head tucked beneath a hat with a long brim. He looked over his shoulder every few minutes and ducked behind trees, bushes, parked cars and corners. His paranoia was hitting him in full stride.
When he arrived, he stayed in the shadows but still in place in case someone were to arrive. After 30 minutes passed he was about to give up.

"Amok!"

He turned around and saw a dark figure in the shadows near the broken pumps.

"It's about damn time!"

"Grrrrr woof woof!"

Amok stopped walking as the large dog appeared at the side of the person standing in the distance.

"Hey what the hell is.."

Before Amok could finish his words, the owner of the dog released the leash and the large rotweiler rushed Amok in hunger and fury. Amok couldn't turn to run away. He fought the dog with all his strength. Fought for his life. But the dog was relentless. It bit and scratched his face, arms and neck. Amok became increasingly weak and eventually he could fight no more. The owner of the dog whistled and the dog faithfully came to the owner's side licking its lips and panting. The owner rubbed the dog's head and they fled the scene.








As the night progressed the serial killer walked the streets. Previous nights he had picked his targets long before he moved in, but tonight he was just roaming the streets for a target.
But because off the murders noone was to be seen in the streets at night. The bars were abandoned and all windows shut tight.

Disappointed the SK started to make his way home, but when he reached his garden fence he saw a lucky strike. Just besides the fence a old man with a long beard sat on the ground, fast asleep. The SK grinned as he moved closer to the man, he then grabbed a rope but was still doubting how to finish it.

As the SK moved above the drunk man he suddenly felt a small sting in his chest. As the world became clouded the SK managed to look down and saw in to a set off evil eyes above a well polished grin

2,828

(43 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol funny how this always happens with genesis families:p

2,829

(280 replies, posted in General)

baby Oxygen wanna bottle? =o

2,830

(280 replies, posted in General)

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The game moderator stood on the podium with a very grim look on his face. Two men stood before him awaiting their fate. The crowd went from one direction to another all day trying to figure out which one should go.

The game moderator annoyed called out for silence over the arguing crowd. With a booming voice he yelled

"This has gone on long enough! Which one is it going to be?? All in favor of Amok...raise your hands!"

The game moderator took a good look at the crowd and nodded to one of the men holding Amok.

"4 votes for this one."


He took another look at the crowd and asked them once again but this time for Emi.

"And what about this one? What say you?"

The game moderator took another long look and in a fury gave a scowl at Oxygen.

"You there! Why have you not risen your hands for either of the two? Don't you want your voice to be heard."

Oxygen just stared at Nolio without expression. Nolio taken aback at such a gesture asked him what was wrong. Oxygen didn't respond.

One of the others gripped Oxygen by the shoulder and shook him. Oxygen fell out of his seat and onto the floor, spread eagled, not breathing.

"My God! This man is dead!"


Nolio paced back and forth. He thought to himself a long long while then taking a long sigh, he walked to the crowd.

"There will be no lynching this day. Someone bring Oxygen's body to me, we will have a proper autopsy done to see how he died."

Two people grabbed his body, as they picked him up they noticed the tattoo on his neck and mentioned it to Nolio who immediately examined it.

Nolio faced the crowd once more.

"This man is mafia! Whomever killed this man has done you all a valuable service. I suggest you all be a bit more careful next time you decide to lynch someone. It appears that more could be lurking amongst you!"

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2,831

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

he's not whining, just stating the BS that a player in 38 pulled.

2,832

(242 replies, posted in Community)

hmmm I think I like your sister =o

2,833

(280 replies, posted in General)

Somebody came to pick him up:p

It just wasn't gladiator

2,834

(280 replies, posted in General)

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She looked outside of the window awaiting her attacker. Her instincts let her know that her time had come. The dreams didn't help to dissuade her thoughts of death either. She closed the curtains of her bedroom window and walked over to the bedside table to take a sip of wine. The sweet taste went down her throat with ease as she closed her eyes and thought about the past events. Arnor...was dead. Arms...was dead. Jets...was dead. So many good friends of whom she had grown up with, went to school with. They had all dropped one by one by the hands of deranged maniacs. The cloudy skies barely allowed light for the moon whose eerie glow signalled a discomfort amongst the heavens. Lynns put her hands into her robe and walked downstairs into the living room.



He turned his headlights off as he turned down the street leading to lynns' house. He didn't turn the engine off when he parked deciding that it was gonna be an in and out scenario. He was irritated that the Godfather asked him to make this kill tonight because he was having some ladyfriends over tonight. As he crept up the sideways path leading to the backdoor of the house, he thought to himself "If I make this quick, I might have some time to get back to my plans."  He reached the door and took out his lock picking tools to unlock the door. In barely 3 seconds the door 'clicked'. "Like cake" Said the mobster as he silently eased his way into the laundry room.  Maneuvering his way around unwashed clothing and other household items, he slowly walked through the hallways, shifting his eyes around in caution. As he reached the end of the hall way opposite from the kitchen, he heard the television in the living room. The mobster reached into his trenchcoat and removed the handgun that was tucked inside. Slowly twisting on the silencer, he peered around the corner and saw her sitting on the couch watching a DVD. Johnny Depp was playing captain Jack Sparrow and was locked in a fierce battle with an enemy pirate. The mobster narrowed his gaze and walked over to the couch placing the gun directly to the back of the head of lynns. "Don't move. Where is your money?" Lynns obeyed the mobster and didn't move, however she didn't respond to his question. "Last chance! Where is the money!?" Still not responding, lynns sat motionless watching Pirates as if nothing was going on. In fury, the mobster pistol whipped Lynns and sent her head flying against the tv screen. Surprised, the mobster looked at his gun and at the head. The head which apparently had been severed from the long hair that lay on top of it. A head that had actually been a cantaloupe. "Bloody hell. What is this?"

"It's called hell to pay!"

The mobster turned around but was immediately stabbed in the side of his torso wth a 6 inch kinfe. Lynns pushed it in as deeply as she could and twisted the blade. The mobster dropped the gun and fell over the couch. He landed awkardly on his side/back, eyes wide open. Lynns stared at him and spat on his face. Adjusting her purple robe, she walked over to the telephone and dialed the police.

"Hello police! I've just been attacked! Yes, I live on 212 bushsucks avenue. Please..."

3 silent gunshots hit Lynns in the heart. The Mobster clutched his side and fell to one knee. He hang up the phone and picked it up again, this time dialing another mobster.

"Yeah, it's done but I'm hurt. Badly. Help me out man."

"I'll see who is the closest to you."




Gladiator clicked his cellular after one of the other mobsters called him.

"To hell with that idiot. Can't even kill a woman decently. She wasn't a policeman, so there shouldn't have been a problem. Damn retard." He walked over to the town square and walked over to the noose that had been prepped for the lynching of tommorow. His job was to sabotage station just in case a mobster was caught again. He went to reach for his blade but everything went dark.




The SK dropped the 2x4 wood and hooked Gladiator to the noose. He bound his arms and made sure that the ropes were nice and tight. He picked up a few rocks off the ground and pelted Gladiator in the face. The first couple stones hit him in the nose and mouth which made him bleed. The next few hit him in the cheeks which promptly woke him up.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. What the F..."

The SK threw back the lever and Gladiator swung back and forth. The SK hit him with his last rock and quickly fled the scene
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2,835

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol Naci owns. You all are noobs. I rest my case

2,836

(9 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol well no galaxies will be getting scrapped. So you can forget that:p

Especially since Andromeda is weaker in terms of skill and activity anyways. The one deletion thing isn't possible based on the fact that then you couldn't delete from SD or Draco.

About the nap thing. Well I think that's more so for you all to deal with. Nap breaks are in reality a strategy. Osama Bin Laden was cool with bush until he decided to break the nap! And the fact that you all sign naps with ppl you don't know you can trust is really your fault. I don't do naps when I lead. Unless I killed a fam or was killed by a fam in war.


Shortening the amount of fams? Well there are like 30 fams I believe. So you have the standard "Top 10" then you have the 5 fams that usually have the potential to break the top ten. So that's 15 families already. And atm there's about 12 players in each family I think. with half of them being vip and draft spots. So 30 fams I'd think is sufficient but maybe reduce it to 20?


Combining MW and andromeda isn't really an option because MW is definitely more aggressive and we don't break as many naps as you guys do which I find strange given the level of competition lol


But anyways, keep talking guys. I want to try to bring some life to the galaxy.

2,837

(280 replies, posted in General)

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It was early in the evening when Wendy left her practice. She locked the door and put the key back in her front pocket. She was going to stop by the small 7/11 to get some food. Working late was a pain, but necessary for a Doctor during the flu season. As she walked down the main street she saw a man with a black trench coat painting a large yellow X on the pavement. Curious as Wendy was she approached him and asked what he was doing and if he needed help.
The man responded with a friendly voice and said,

"Well I

2,838

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

just you Genesis...just you =p

2,839

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

and naps and laser traps:p

2,840

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

ah ok, makes sense smile

2,841

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

hmmm, I have no idea what you're saying:p

2,842

(125 replies, posted in Universal News)

ok, let me just interject. Forums can't be fixed right now. Ally forums won't exist. Allies will NOT be implemented next SD round. I repeat, allies will NOT be implemented. It will NOT be another PW, MW andromeda or Draco and the question is...

Do you want to make it normal and start it soon until it becoms hardcore. Or do you want to  not make it normal now and wait for it to be hardcore later? (at an unknown time)

Complain about the bugs  all you like but if the mod team could fix them then the mod team would've fixed them =p

noobs!

2,843

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol I've been dominating and I've hardly needed a lot of fleet:p

2,844

(11 replies, posted in General)

lol wtf is this?

2,845

(6 replies, posted in Universal News)

I have a thread stickied. I'll delete whatever you need me to. Just post fam number in thread or find me on irc and I'll clean it up for you till we come up with a solution.

2,846

(9 replies, posted in Universal News)

Hey guys, Andromeda has been extremely dead for a long while now. I won't say dead, but more unconcious. What do you andromeda guys feel is the problem? We put some umph into MW, PW still has that swagger, SD has an identity again, soon Draco will be the shiznit, what can the mod team do to help andromedans enjoy the galaxy? big_smile

2,847

(783 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol why are these noob attackers in MW jumping so much fleet? Whatever happened to skill?:p

2,848

(18 replies, posted in General)

Why is it that guys feel that having "testicles" gives them power or makes them dominant or whatever.

Personally, and I'm sure this applies to most if not all guys, if I were to get kicked in the balls. I'd keel over and cry cry cry big_smile

2,849

(125 replies, posted in Universal News)

no allies, no official allies anyway. If the forums aren't even working for allies then i don't see a need for them. Especially since the multiple alliance thing seemed to work pretty well last round

2,850

(125 replies, posted in Universal News)

lol I'll leave this open until thursday 12:00 forum time. After that I'll wait another 7 days and see what happens with stefan. If no results, then we'll just do a normal round until a switch can be done