2,676

(28 replies, posted in General)

yup. and according to announcements has been caught

2,677

(32 replies, posted in General)

and my colts sucked again

im gonna play it safe

and go with 8

2,679

(3,254 replies, posted in General)

nope

fudgeh your due

2,680

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has the same initials as Lenard Mustache

2,681

(7 replies, posted in General)

this is not spam. i am legitimately trying to get this questioned answered

2,682

(97 replies, posted in General)

Seems that God was just about done creating the universe. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. "It can be very handy," God explained to Adam and Eve. "Would either of you like that ability?"

Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."

Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.

And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. "Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..."

2,683

(97 replies, posted in General)

this one, is for nolio

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"

2,684

(7 replies, posted in General)

ok

so last year about this time, there was a commercial airing in the US which featured a sandwich singing "making love...out of nothing at all, making love....."
i used to watch it stoned all the time, and want to have it on hand to randomly play when big groups of people are around. now, i need someone with less of a life then me to tell me
1. what was the commercial for?
2. where the hell can i find the commercial


thanks fellas tongue

2,685

(88 replies, posted in General)

you were one huge 4th grader

2,686

(88 replies, posted in General)

it's clear, myself and nolio are the biggest bad asses in ic

2,687

(3,254 replies, posted in General)

no

but he will be next now

2,688

(97 replies, posted in General)

sex!

2,689

(88 replies, posted in General)

6'2
175lbs

2,690

(32 replies, posted in General)

No you pulverized the jets:P

and Nolio you could get a better deal then that:P

2,691

(3,254 replies, posted in General)

What...why...cheater

Fudgeh

2,692

(3,254 replies, posted in General)

No!

Mike!

2,693

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is happy to finally have someone that "gets him"

2,694

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is gonna be around a while

2,695

(2,559 replies, posted in Universal News)

wow really. no1 got bored and updated yet?
id do it this week but i have a speech and 2 exams to study/prep for. so you all can piss off.

2,696

(97 replies, posted in General)

10       ~

2,697

(97 replies, posted in General)

the last bit is borderline ingenius

2,698

(7 replies, posted in General)

how is my logic flawed?

the only ppl who benefit from the scoring system are those who get off to good starts and then do not have any major conflicts throughout the round.
Afraid of change? not at all. but i see families who are in the top 5 in both nw and planets, but are outside the top 10 in score. score tells us what happened yesterday, not what is happening today.

2,699

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has bunches of shiny white teeth

2,700

(7 replies, posted in General)

Which it won't do, because most players like fudge and myself totally disregard the score system. in truth all it is there for is to piss me off cuz i have to switch into views of rankings that matter.

only people who give the score system any credit are those benefiting from it